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  • 08-03-2011 12:19AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Fine.

    I'll play on my goddamn own.

    /rolls imaginary piggy shaped dice

    ooooooh NUMBER 7

    I pick a card from the community chest. It says

    Congratulations. You just ousted Justin Bieber as mayor of Grafton Street. You get $1500.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    My imaginary dice rolled an imaginary number and the board caught fire :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    MY TURN!

    *ROLLS DICE*

    *Dice rolls away into distance*

    <_<

    We'll say it was a 6...

    *picks card*
    You have yellow fever! -62p
    emot-awesome.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    I rolled a 5 and got longcat.

    I wanna buy, whos the banker?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Me. That's One thousand candy flosses please.

    *Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrolls again*
    8

    I land on Longcat. How much do I owe you Aaron?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Lets call it 200 M&M's sNarah.

    Thank you for staying at longcat hotel,
    we hope you enjoyed your stay.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I did Aaron, t was nice and cuddly. /hands over 200 green M&M's.


    Thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowsss

    11
    I land on hypnotoad

    I shall by him.



    NOW HES MINE.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    11
    moves teapot to rainbow dog
    that's mine now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    you sunk my battleship


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Prefer Buckaroo, myself.

    61SX35DGP9L.jpg

    Sure ya can't go wrong with...

    BUCKAROO.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    ROLOLSSSS 2

    Have to pay tax :( oooookay :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    2

    cyberwolf excellent

    *rolls again*

    7
    Boy on the roof


    sNarah would you like to fiddle with the boy on the roof


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Yes


    Now I roll 14 but I forgot what I do next

    did i win


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    not yet

    7

    The Man in the washtub

    sNarah
    I will trade the washtub and the roof for your hypnotoad


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    deal

    now I need 350 M&M's


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    do you level up at 1000 M&M's ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭charmer


    I rolled a 31

    Dramatic Chipmunk - I shall purchase him!

    How much?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /rolls dice

    /dice keep on rollin' out the door and down the street

    /dice come back after 20 minutes with Pringles and lemonade and a pack of 20 Benson

    They forgot to get me anything :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    You'll get 20 silk cuts and that's that Sarky.

    Matt, 950 is fine.

    Charmer - that'll be 150 mickey mouses.

    WHo'e next!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    11

    winds up in jail


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭charmer


    I only have Donald Ducks i'll give you 15 (he's worth more because he doesn't wear pants)

    /Rolls

    2

    Community Chest - whutiwin?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    7

    still in jail


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Charmer
    (hi!!!!)

    Your community chest card says:
    Flat Eric gets burned into ashed during a housefire. Insureance pays you out 3000 rolo's.

    I get longcat AGAIN and give a get-out-of-jail card to Matt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    <rolls>

    5.2?

    A hobo steals my wallet. I lose €20, my Subway loyalty card and a condom. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    I rolled a 1, but I really need a number 2 but I did'nt roll a jax

    22/25



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    <rolls>

    Community chest?

    I win €50 in a beauty contest! ^_^


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    I rolled a -27.

    ......that's Numberwang?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Um. Small problem. I rolled a 7 and the card said that I'm getting Amp.

    Uh-OH.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Prepare your ankles for the romancin' of a lifetime.


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