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How long has it been lads,you can tell me.

  • 16-03-2011 07:38PM
    #1
    grungepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭


    Im not talking about wang size.
    For me its been one month.
    How long has it been since you've bamboozled some yung wun into the bed?
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  • #2
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    your ma ect ect


  • #3
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    :rolleyes:


  • #4
    Oh_Noes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    Sum Yung Wun with Flied Lice prease.


  • #5
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    grungepants wrote: »
    wang size bamboozled some yung wun

    All sounds kinda Chinese to me. Does it come with rice?


  • #6
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Sounds like some people have missed out on the glory of Steak and BJ Day.


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  • #7
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    About 16 hours.


  • #8
    Oh_Noes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    deathrider wrote: »
    All sounds kinda Chinese to me. Does it come with rice?

    I heard on the radio the other day that back when Wang computers were big, if you rang their helpline for assistance they would answer by saying "Wang Care".


  • #9
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    grungepants wrote: »
    Im not talking about wang size.
    For me its been one month.
    How long has it been since you've bamboozled some yung wun into the bed?

    G/f didn't take you back then?


  • #10
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    grungepants wrote: »
    Im not talking about wang size.
    For me its been one month.
    How long has it been since you've bamboozled some yung wun into the bed?

    Is this a lads only question ?


  • #11
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    Have you ever thought of buying a pet sheep?


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  • #12
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    How come this thread is only asking guys? Is it through that girls don't have sex with anyone ever?... Or are they lying to me again? :(


  • #13
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I used a long word when ordering a coffee just there and the young one did look bamboozled now that I think of it.


  • #14
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    grungepants wrote: »
    How long has it been since you've bamboozled some yung wun into the bed?

    A Bamboozil stick??:confused:

    Where do I get one o them?

    This must be where I've been going wrong all these years....


  • #15
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I quote Sinead O Conner

    It's been seven hours and fifteen days

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #16
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    grungepants wrote: »
    Im not talking about wang size.
    For me its been one month.

    if gettn laid for the first time in years prompts one to pose this question, i'll duly lay off


  • #17
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    grungepants wrote: »
    Im not talking about wang size.
    For me its been one month.
    How long has it been since you've bamboozled some yung wun into the bed?


    Studmuffin eh grungepants? in me best macho tone oh voice, twas on the pull last week with da boyz yeah, met dis fine filly, think she was from Poland, or some place weird, got a few drink into us and then BANG back to me flat were I showd her some real Dublin sausage :pac:


  • #18
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Have to admit I brought a bright glistening bell -end, with a good 'snas' of knob glaze on it to an eager Polish lass in the last 48 hrs.

    Marzjetza Szezetzy I believe she was called, and had a nice plump gowler,dripping like a fcuked fridge, good sheen on her thighs from the minge brine.

    Went conkers deep into her, but she baulked when I tried to 'turn her around'.

    Not too keen on 'council ' action.:mad:


    Any ,I digress, way too much information... way too much.........


  • #19
    desaparecidos
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭desaparecidos


    It's been probably two years.

    /self-deprecation wankerage


  • #20
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I quote Sinead O Conner

    That would explain the drought.


  • #21
    Feeona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,632 ✭✭✭Feeona


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    Studmuffin eh grungepants? in me best macho tone oh voice, twas on the pull last week with da boyz yeah, met dis fine filly, think she was from Poland, or some place weird, got a few drink into us and then BANG back to me flat were I showd her some real Dublin sausage :pac:
    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Have to admit I brought a bright glistening bell -end, with a good 'snas' of knob glaze on it to an eager Polish lass in the last 48 hrs.

    Marzjetza Szezetzy I believe she was called, and had a nice plump gowler,dripping like a fcuked fridge, good sheen on her thighs from the minge brine.

    Went conkers deep into her, but she baulked when I tried to 'turn her around'.

    Not too keen on 'council ' action.:mad:


    Any ,I digress, way too much information... way too much.........


    Cosmicfart came first.


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  • #22
    grungepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭grungepants


    Ah yea im taking it easy and no "the zohan" my ex girlfriend gee bag didnt take me back....idiot said she couldnt afford me.Its not couger town you big cultchy ****er.

    /rant

    And this isnt just for fella's

    Ladies try and make us feel better by telling us how long its been since youve had a sweaty betty...


  • #23
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Feeona wrote: »
    Cosmicfart came first.

    Which is why the ladies love him :p


  • #24
    Feeona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,632 ✭✭✭Feeona


    deathrider wrote: »
    Which is why the ladies love him :p

    you really don't understand women do you? :D:p


  • #25
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    grungepants wrote: »
    Ah yea im taking it easy and no "the zohan" my ex girlfriend gee bag didnt take me back....idiot said she couldnt afford me.Its not couger town you big cultchy ****er.

    /rant

    And this isnt just for fella's

    Ladies try and make us feel better by telling us how long its been since youve had a sweaty betty...

    Great name.


  • #26
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Have to admit I brought a bright glistening bell -end, with a good 'snas' of knob glaze on it to an eager Polish lass in the last 48 hrs.

    Marzjetza Szezetzy I believe she was called, and had a nice plump gowler,dripping like a fcuked fridge, good sheen on her thighs from the minge brine.

    Went conkers deep into her, but she baulked when I tried to 'turn her around'.

    Not too keen on 'council ' action.:mad:


    Any ,I digress, way too much information... way too much.........
    Thats beyond disgusting.Glad it wasnt me.Not even sure if I believe it.sounds luke the pathetic wanderings of the sexually deprived.


  • #27
    grungepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭grungepants


    Dunny! wrote: »
    Great name.

    CHEERS!

    Im gettin hammerd right now i dont know why im drinkin before paddys day but anyway you cant go wrong with a few 5.9% Desperadows!


  • #28
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    A gentleman never tells


    I however punctured the pussy last night...

    wwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooyeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


  • #29
    Pyr0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Have to admit I brought a bright glistening bell -end, with a good 'snas' of knob glaze on it to an eager Polish lass in the last 48 hrs.

    Marzjetza Szezetzy I believe she was called, and had a nice plump gowler,dripping like a fcuked fridge, good sheen on her thighs from the minge brine.

    Went conkers deep into her, but she baulked when I tried to 'turn her around'.

    Not too keen on 'council ' action.:mad:


    Any ,I digress, way too much information... way too much.........

    Where do you get all this vocab from?!


  • #30
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Pyr0 wrote: »
    Where do you get all this vocab from?!

    His heart.


    James Joyce wrote Ulysses, a vulgar work in its day - alas, Flut will have to wait another 50 years before his work is fully appreciated


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  • #31
    -Kenny-
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 390 ✭✭-Kenny-


    Rented Mule wrote: »
    Sounds like some people have missed out on the glory of Steak and BJ Day.

    Best holiday ever invented


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