Twisted Tag Tournament

Queen-Mise · 12-03-2011 12:49AM

Leatherface with his cannibalistic tendencies takes one look at Michael Myers and thinks 'I want, I want his liver panfried with some cherry tomatoes & bacon now' (which is lucky considering they are in a supermarket).

Ash & Cyberwolf take advantage of their opponents conflict of interests and slip out the back door and away from the madman's army of death.

A good day for all except Myers

ToniTuddle · 12-03-2011 01:14AM

Ash uses boomstick to blow Myers head off.

Cyberwolf comes up behind Leatherface while he is making an attempt to go for Ash and plain and simply kicks that beeeeeeatchs arse :pac:

Ash and Cyber go through the supermarket picking up something nice for dinner and a few alcoholic beverages :cool:

cyberwolf77 · 13-03-2011 08:23PM

I have very bad insomnia right now. Therefore Round 2's first bout gets a bit of extra time added as I may not be awake later to post it. Oh yeah,

ASH-WOLF WIN!!!!!!!*

*I hate you so much fewcifur:)

cyberwolf77 · 13-03-2011 08:50PM

ROUND 2
BATTLE 1

RONIN & JOHN CONNOR

VS.

SPEEDY & 007

LOCATION:
MIAMI

Clint Barton feels strangely drawn to Miami and a certain drifter in particular. After talking to him he realizes it may be due to the fact that both of them have traveled in time or been affected by time travel in some way. Meanwhile Speedy has returned from her hiatus with Team Arrow with a new mission. While in England she agreed to help an agent of MI-6 investigate reports of a man who seems to know far too much about certain defense technologies currently under development. They have tracked their target to Miami and are preparing to question him when Ronin shouts a warning to their target as he moves to engage them.

Notes:
1. Ronin is carrying melee weaponry(no bow), and a trio of throwing knives
2. Speedy has her trick arrows, and a short sword
3. 007 is carrying a Walther P99 (no silly gadgets) in . 40 caliber with one spare magazine, and a Walther PPK chambered in .22LR and fitted with a silencer(no spare magazine)
4. JOhn Connor is carrying a Colt 1911 .45 ACP with two spare mags and a folding knife

Handsome Bob · 13-03-2011 08:59PM

Connor calls Ronin aside and gives him a tactical peptalk on how to get past Speedy's trick arrows. She's dust. 007 is too busy drinking his poxy martinis to realise that his ally is being taken down.

Ronin sits on the sidelines while Connor squares off against Bond. Connor is way too battle hardened and wiley to fall for any basic human tricks, so he dispatches of Bond with relative ease.

Connor and Ronin FTW

Delirium · 13-03-2011 09:44PM

also vote for ronin and connors. their abilities and experience gives them the edge for me.

ronin + connors

Kess73 · 14-03-2011 11:37AM

Ronin tells John Connor to sit this one out, and practise his moodswings or crap speeches.

Bond falls quickly to Ronin, not even being able to react to Ronin before a knife ends him.

Speedy whips out her bow and tries to take out Ronin from distance. But she is up against a man who is close to her mentor Green Arrow in terms of ability with a bow, and far far beyond him in fighting abilities, and Speedy is not even close to her mentor.

Ronin is able to anticipate her shots and rush her into firing when he wants her to. Soon she is arrowless, and standing before Ronin with a sword.

A sword against a man who was able to defeat the swordsman barehanded. No contest and Speedy gets bested easily.

Ronin and Connor for the win.

cyberwolf77 · 15-03-2011 01:34AM

Ronin Connor claim victory and advance

BATTLE 2

SPIDER JERUSALEM & DUTCH SCHAEFER

VS

SNAKE EYES & RIPLEY

LOCATION:
BATTLESHIP ISLAND

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to CarnageFest Celebrity Edition! Where we take a popular celebrity, arm them and then drop them with a partner off in a hellish location somewhere in the world. This time around noted journalist Spider Jerusalem will be teamed with a recreation of Major Alan Schaefer. Their opponents are two recreations of fictional heroes from the 20th century. The clones are designed to have all the skills and abilities of their sources. This episode takes place on Battleship Island off the coast of Japan. Can the Spider escape this trap or does his career end here?"

Notes:
1. Spider has bowel disruptor and a 11mm caseless Glock 88 pistol with three spare magazines(40 rounds to a magazine, three round burst fire),
and has located a respectable club in the wreckage.
2. Dutch is carrying a M4 carbine, and Beretta 92 pistol with two spare magazines for each weapon, two fragmentation grenades, and a combat knife
3. Snake Eyes has his sword, two knuckle duster knives, and an Uzi with two spare mags
4. Ripley has her M41A pulse rifle with attached flamethrower. She has no grenades available for the rifle and two spare magazines. The flamethrower has fuel for a fifteen minute burn.

Kess73 · 15-03-2011 10:10AM

Does not really matter who the second partner is when the first one is Snake Eyes.

Poor Spider never gets one last laugh out of using his bowel distrupter and Dutch does not even see Snake coming.

Snake Eyes finishes early and sneaks off to watch Scarlett in the shower......again.

Delirium · 15-03-2011 10:34AM

Snake Eyes could take out the other 2 by himself.

Ripley turns Spider into swiss cheese, and Snakes eyes makes Dutch puree. add some spaghetti and viola, you've loser bolognese:pac:

Snake Eyes + Ripley

FewFew · 15-03-2011 11:48AM

Ripley and Dutch go at it in their own version of AvP. Ripley is bad ass, but Dutch shows how he's split 100 Vietnamese call girls in half, goodbye Ripper.

Snake Eyes kills Spider. Snake Eyes kills dutch. Not a word is spoken. Not a word is said.

SNAKE EYES!

cyberwolf77 · 16-03-2011 12:26AM

Snake Eyes drags Ripley through to the next round

cyberwolf77 · 16-03-2011 12:55AM

BATTLE 3

MOON KNIGHT & XENA

VS

SHANG-CHI & RAMBO

LOCATION:
PARTHENON

Marc Spector is attempting to recover the superpowers the god Khonshu once granted him. In his quest he has accepted a challenge from the Greek god of war Ares to challenge two warriors of the modern world who represent the Eastern and Western styles of combat. To balance the scales Spector has been granted in ally in the form of a former champion of Ares returned to life for the battle.

NOTES:
1. Moon Knight is using his Egyptian themed weapons, still no superpwers for him though
2. Rambo is carrying his knife, bow, and a .45
3. Xena has her sword and chakram

SmileyPaul · 16-03-2011 12:58PM

A mixture of pure taught destruction and a medley of blood lust.... fantastic, I can see chambo eviscerating xena and moon knight though

Kess73 · 16-03-2011 05:42PM

the Marc Spector persona being at the wheel tips this clash in favour of MK and Xena in my eyes. If it was the current persona at the wheel, Jake Lockley, then it would be a much closer fight.

That persona was the most lethal of MK's personalities, especially when he lost the low level super powers, and has defeated (and killed by literally carving off his face slowly with a moon blade) Rambo type villains like Bushman.

The same persona has also defeated many martial artists in the past, including Shang-Chi.

He has also gone toe to toe, without his moon powers or any weapon, with the likes of Jack Russel (most powerful version) and beaten him with ease.

I fancy team Moon-Xena to win this, with MoonKnight being to only person left alive.

MK will look like he went through a blender, but he will be breathing and sometimes that's enough.

A win for the man I like to think of as the Batman who kills. The Marc Spector version of MoonKnight.

Plus another thing in MoonKnight's favour is that if you beat him and kill him, there is always the chancer the bugger will get back up, despite the worst of injuries, after his brain allows one persona to die and replaces it with one of the others.

Delirium · 17-03-2011 12:12AM

Going with Shang and Rambo.

Rambo takes down Xena in a hail of gunfire, then the two pair up to defeat moon knight.

cyberwolf77 · 17-03-2011 01:14AM

Shang-bo claim victory and advance

BATTLE 4

COMEDIAN & JOKER

VS

RORSCHACH & RED HOOD

LOCATION:
NEW YORK CITY

Following his "rehabilitation" one Mr. Joker has been recruited to assist Eddie Blake in capturing the presumed insane vigilante Rorschach in New York City. Unfortunately for them Rorschach has been contacted by an individual who would greatly enjoy a chance to reintroduce himself to the Joker.

Notes:
1. Comedian is carrying his .45, field knife, two gas grenades, and a riot baton
2. Joker is carrying a deck of throwing cards, explosive marbles, acid filled squirting flower, and has knives in his spats. Assume Joker is competent in hand to hand combat.
3. Rorschach is carrying his grappling hook, and of course has the city.
4. Red Hood is carrying his kris knife, and his customized version of batarangs.

Galvasean · 17-03-2011 02:52AM

Red Hood takes down Joker. He's got the training and kit to do it. Plus he knows the guy inside out. Joker's bag o' party tricks do little more than buy some time before Red Hood has him incapacitated and hog-tied.

Comedian and Rorschach is a grudge match that has been a long time coming. Despite being allies in the past, there is really no love lost between these two. The two are excellent combatants on a similar par to each other. While Rorschach pays meticulous attention to preparation, The Comedian is one of the few people savy enough to taunt him into fighting on his own terms. Comedian catches Rorschach in a bottleneck of a narrow coridoor and takes him down witha few well placed shots.

Before Comedian has time to savour he killing of his old rival Red Hood is upon him and relieves him of his gun. This fight will be decided in hand to hand combat. While Comedian is a significantly stronger man than Red Hood physically speaking, Red Hood trumps him for skill and agility. Unfortunately for Red Hood the narrow coridoor does not leave much room for gymnastics. Similarly, comedian's favoured riot bat is not going to be much use without a decent ark to swing it in.
So it comes down to a good ol' fashion knife fight. Red Hood's skill speaks for itself here. He has the comedian outclassed. He's simply too quick for him. Darting in and out quickly, the Comedian is getting worn down from many minor wounds.
With impeccible timing, as usual, the Joker appears and stabs Red Hood in the back. The bastard got out. To ad insult to injury he makes a bad joke (probably a pun too) to mark the occasion.

Victory to the 'funny' men.

Handsome Bob · 17-03-2011 07:24AM

Rorshach is beats the **** out of The Joker, while The Comedian and Red Hood duke it out. But this ain't a vietnamese pregnant woman or a civilian crowd. As Ozymandias showed us, The Comedian is facing an uphill struggle against someone of equal or superior power.

Rorschach and Red Hood FTW

Kess73 · 17-03-2011 11:23AM

All four men in this have no problem killing a foe.

So the Joker is in a bad place from the start as normally he faces off against foes that are trying to take him down alive. Plus he is so far off the pace in terms of fighting ability when put against either the Red Hood or Rorschach.

If the Rs are smart about it, they switch foes so that they can each take on a man they have no connection with.

The result of which would see the Comedian destroyed by Red Hood, and the Joker pummeled into paste by Rorschach.

If they are not smart about it, then they go after who they know.

Rorschach and Comedian is a fight that could go either way, but Red Hood versus the Joker only ends with the Joker dead, and that leaves Red Hood able to join the other fight.

The Rs win this one regardless of how the pairings get matched up imho.

Doctor DooM · 17-03-2011 12:21PM

Joker is a beaten bloody mess in seconds from the red hood.

I don't think the comedian could take Rorsharch att eh best of times anyway.

FewFew · 17-03-2011 04:26PM

Reckon Rorschach would beat the crap out of Joker, killing him.

Red Hood would do likewise with The Comedian.

Reverse it and Comedian and Rorschach would be close, but Red Hood would beat joker and be there to mop up.

R&R FTW

Delirium · 17-03-2011 09:16PM

joker is out of his league with either of the two from the other team.

comedian wouldn't be as easy, be he'd still be beaten by them.

Team R ftw.

cyberwolf77 · 18-03-2011 01:07AM

The Hoodschach claims victory.

BATTLE 5

SAM FISHER & JUDGE DREDD

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VS

BATMAN & JAMES T. KIRK

LOCATION:
GOTHAM CITY

A transporter incident has left Captain Kirk stranded in Gotham City. While trying to get huis bearings he encounters Batman who he remembers from historical texts. "So, you would be the third or fourth Batman I'm guessing?" Upon clearing up the confusion Graysonm agrees to help him return home. Unknown to them they are being tracked by a government agent and his future ally who considers Kirk an unauthorized time traveler and therefore punishable by the laws of his time.

NOTES:
1. Fisher has all his equipment
2. Kirk has a phaser, and his communicator
3. Dredd's pistol is loaded with standard armor-piercing rounds and is carrying his version of a riot baton
4. Batman is now Dick Grayson!

Kess73 · 18-03-2011 11:01AM

When I looked at the pics I was going "ahhh noooo, not Batman against Joe Dredd."

But then I saw that Wolfy decided that it was not Bruce Wayne as Batman, and that Nightwing was in the role, so I became

Poor old Kirk is fubar in this clash. He has no sandy area to fight in.

Dreed marches up to him, and tells him that he can have it "hard or easy....creep"

Kirk tries a few rolls and a few badly aimed kicks, he even breaks out the chorus to Wonderwall.

Dredd hits him with his nightstick, and walks off.

Nightwing Batman takes on Sam Fisher, and although Fisher puts up a good fight, once it gets to close quarters Grayson is the only winner.

Batman then sets off to find Dredd, confident that Dredd will not know his way around Gotham.

Bad mistake by Grayson, as the real Batman would have known that Dredd has been to Gotham on a number of occasions and managed to leave the real Batman unconscious.

They meet in a darkened back alley.

How the fight went or how long it lasted, nobody knows.

But the outcome was.................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rVFi6qkPHE

Delirium · 18-03-2011 10:44PM

Dredd or Fisher can beat Kirk. Dredds experience I reckon puts him above Batman.

Dredd + Fisher

Orim · 18-03-2011 11:09PM

Kirk really is a non-entity in this fight.

Dredd, with Fisher as back-up, is more then capable of taking out Batman.

Doctor DooM · 19-03-2011 12:37AM

I know f all about Fisher but I am convinced by my esteemed colleagues.

Dreadfish wins.

FewFew · 20-03-2011 05:12PM

It's a tricky one to call.

Kirk is a non-entity really. Yes, he's got a phaser which gives him that weapons tech advantage, but really a bullet will kill just as quick. So I reckon Dredd and Fisher would both have no problem taking Kirk out.

Fisher pretty much does what Batman does, but minus the advanced hand-to-hand and acrobatic flying through the sky lark. So I reckon Batman would take Fisher.

I'm not tooooo sure about Dick Grayson as Batman, I'd obviously have given the win to Wayne, but... I take it from responses that Grayson is a fair bit below par.

I reckon Dredd would take out Kirk, then Fisher would hiding in the shadows when Batman descends behind him and takes him out, but Dredd uses his years of experience to know what's goin' down and now has a generally location of Batman. Moves to the location, reckons Batboy is skulking above and fires enough rounds to cause the balcony to collapse, Batman has to move quickly and gets some hot lead in his back.

Dredd vins.

cyberwolf77 · 21-03-2011 12:57AM

DreddFish claims victory and advances.

BATTLE 6

HARRY CALLAHAN & BURT GUMMER

VS.

DEAN WINCHESTER & RED ROBIN

LOCATION:
LAS VEGAS DESERT

Newly appointed Deputy U.S. Marshall Callahan has been dispatched to Las Vegas to investigate reports of disappearances in the surrounding desert. Upon arrival he encounters one Burt Gummer who is also in town on the trail of a cryptid whose feeding pattern matches the disappearances closely. While they are heading out to where the last victim was confirmed to be they realize they have picked up a tail. Following them is a wise-cracking monster hunter and his colorfully dressed companion who are convinced these two are up to something.

NOTES:
1. Burt is toting a field knife, Gov't Model 1911 in. 45 ACP, two concussion grenades, and a Thompson submachine gun.

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