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A three legged dog walks into a bar

05-03-2011 11:21PM

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nomh

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and says 'I'm looking for the man who shot my dad'

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#2 06-03-2011 11:22AM

aw

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Did you mean to say
"I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw"??

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#3 08-03-2011 02:22PM

C0SM0

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So was his dad there?

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#4 08-03-2011 09:52PM

immature ejaculation

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you made a dogs dinner of that!

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#5 09-03-2011 10:26PM

JBnaglfar

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Holy sh*t a talking dog.

...sorry:o

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#6 09-03-2011 10:39PM

frank9901

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his dad shot his paw

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#7 13-03-2011 02:37AM

im invisible

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nomh wrote: »

and says 'I'm looking for the man who shot my dad'

Thats my kinda joke right there

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#8 13-03-2011 04:26PM

gernon

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Surely he would have asked who shot my Sire

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#9 15-03-2011 12:56AM

Ev84

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Was it Sparky the dog by any chance? You know, the dog with short back legs and big steel balls?

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