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Could you marry a woman with tats?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,091 ✭✭✭dearg lady


    Silverfish wrote: »
    My tattoo is in one of the grey areas, what does that mean for me :(

    you think outside the box!! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    krudler wrote: »
    what if the cat had a tat of a cat?

    that sound? your brain just melted

    confused cat is confused.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Silverfish wrote: »
    My tattoo is in one of the grey areas, what does that mean for me :(

    It means that you are part of "Other"...a statistical anomaly where things that are outside the normal distribution (bell curve) fall and spiral forever in a state of non-entropic flux.

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,659 ✭✭✭Chaotic_Forces


    Silverfish wrote: »
    My tattoo is in one of the grey areas, what does that mean for me :(

    Sigh... there is a 10th level of Hell reserved for people like you with your "grey area tattoos". :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Silverfish wrote: »
    My tattoo is in one of the grey areas, what does that mean for me :(

    It means no one will marry you :pac:

    or me


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    English please.

    O you cant understand? Well ok, you did not marry a girl with a tattoo. Was this because you dont like tattoo`s. Or did you think of this question long after getting married. I mean, a lot of mens wives probably dont have a tattoo. Is this because they would never marry a girl with a tattoo, or is it that a lot of women just do not have a tattoo, or as you put it in your fine english, tats?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    hondasam wrote: »
    It means no one will marry you :pac:

    or me

    No-one, or the OP? Cos the OP is already married, so we might as well tattoo every square inch now, cos that ship has sailed :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    robbie7730 wrote: »
    O you cant understand? Well ok, you did not marry a girl with a tattoo. Was this because you dont like tattoo`s. Or did you think of this question long after getting married. I mean, a lot of mens wives probably dont have a tattoo. Is this because they would never marry a girl with a tattoo, or is it that a lot of women just do not have a tattoo, or as you put it in your fine english, tats?

    I held the same position before I got married.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,265 ✭✭✭amacca


    OPENROAD wrote: »
    Have to say I find tattoos a turn off unless it is quite discrete.

    Yes I like tattoos discrete...rather than continuous too!


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    It means that you are part of "Other"...a statistical anomaly where things that are outside the normal distribution (bell curve) fall and spiral forever in a state of non-entropic flux.

    :pac:

    Thought that was the takeaway I had last night.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭yoshytoshy


    I thought tats meant droopy boobs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,085 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Ya but take for example when you are on a sun holiday together and she strips off to reveal a skanky tat. I'd feel uneasy anyway.

    Ah each to their own. If you liked the lady who cares what anyone else thinks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,476 ✭✭✭Samba


    What if the cat had tats?

    Depends on the tat, I mean if it was something tasteful like this.

    tattoo-cat1.jpg





    I wouldn't see any problem


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    I held the same position before I got married.

    She might go and get one sometime as a surprise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    op InternetExplorerWallpaper.jpgare you trying to tell me you wouldn't

    this is art.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Kaia Sticky Blob


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    op InternetExplorerWallpaper.jpgare you trying me you wouldn't
    Why is she glowing orange?
    :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    robbie7730 wrote: »
    She might go and get one sometime as a surprise.

    No chance. She doesn't like them either.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Kaia Sticky Blob


    robbie7730 wrote: »
    She might go and get one sometime as a surprise.

    that would be hilarious


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Silverfish wrote: »
    No-one, or the OP? Cos the OP is already married, so we might as well tattoo every square inch now, cos that ship has sailed :(

    I'm of to the tattoo parlour in the morning for a tramp stamp.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    yoshytoshy wrote: »
    I thought tats meant droopy boobs.

    It probably does.
    In conclusion I wouldn't marry a girl with tats droopy boobs which is why I didn't


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Metallitroll


    tattoos used to stand for something right, where not consigned to sailors or navy men like dreads on a white person 20yr ago you knew he was an anarcho crustie, now its just a casual hipster thing, much like tats but sometimes they are contradictory i know this dirtbag who has a massive 'Unknown Pleasures' across his chest n lets just say he has been around, both sexes :pac: sure he discovered JD albeit during the recent commercial exploitation of em but still, i think having no tats is a bolder statement now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Why is she glowing orange?
    :confused:

    I donno maybe she's sitting on a bear skin rug next to an open log fire..at least she is in my head.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    phill106 wrote: »
    as long as it wasnt a swatzika or something I wouldnt have an issue. course my wife might!

    Oh, I think I could probably come to terms with a Swastika.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Lady von Purple


    What was wrong with photos?

    1. She took photos. But photos capture a single place, a single moment- not an emotion.

    2. You can lose photos. You can lose possessions. You can't lose a body part.

    3. She wanted to remember her trip in a different way than you'd choose to remember yours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    Silverfish wrote: »
    My tattoo is in one of the grey areas, what does that mean for me :(

    It means its above the hairline and the op wouldnt of noticed it, for now anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 108 ✭✭blacktalons


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    op InternetExplorerWallpaper.jpgare you trying to tell me you wouldn't

    this is art.
    100% totally fake,good on the photoshop skills though,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    2. You can lose photos.
    Online back up?
    You can't lose a body part.
    Good to know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,265 ✭✭✭amacca


    yoshytoshy wrote: »
    I thought tats meant droopy boobs.

    they do, in many circles........that's why I've always preferred baps.

    anyway....to give my take on the whole thing after literally minutes of carefully considered reasoning.

    I don't really like people much...I dont really like tattoos much and I dont really like body piercings either (especially anything in the eyebrow/nose/eyelid/lip/cheek area etc - what I call the disfigurement zone) but the other day I happened to catch sight of a birthmark I've got on my back (shoulderblade area) and thought to myself it would be much improved if I put a bit of an edge around it, to sort of give it some definition/contrast and perhaps some restrained flame detailing on its outer edges.

    so I suppose at the end of the day if its O.K. for me to have a tattoo then I suppose its O.K. for everyone else to want/have one too:eek:

    and if anyone was to be interested in marrying me (hopefully this wont happen) then the presence or absence of a tattoo would be the last thing I would be concerned about although I would have to turn down her advances I fear if she had a barcode on her forehead or triad symbols on her knuckles (especially if they were hairy) etc etc

    yours etc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,091 ✭✭✭dearg lady


    100% totally fake,good on the photoshop skills though,

    it's a painting, no?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    100% totally fake,good on the photoshop skills though,

    agreed,its fake but ive seen better irl including the many my partner has and i have for that matter.


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