Peeing in the sink

BBDBB · 05-03-2011 07:51PM

Doom wrote: »

Why don't you just piss out the bedroom window, no need for any water at all

I really hope he lives on the top floor of the flats:D

cock robin · 05-03-2011 08:02PM

I whizz into the sink while I'm on the throne, now that's special.

henryporter · 05-03-2011 08:11PM

Reminds me of the time a chap I went to college with came in after a night on the lash, hit the pedal on the in the kitchen and gave it a blast and without saying a word went off to bed leaving the remaining kitchen occupants equally speechless

alandublin15 · 05-03-2011 08:18PM

urg no, must try it.
used it to wash my bell once or twice. less bother than shower, but frosty on the ol' helm.

hsi · 05-03-2011 08:21PM

Unlike poo, Urine which some consider dirty, is unfact a sterile liquid,it does not contain bacteria, so peeing in the sink and then quickly washing it with a little water is not considering unsafe, the next person can't pick up an infection from your urine even if you didn't clean the sink. Look if you pee in the sink and then wash it.. who cares, who would know anyway.

tan11ie · 05-03-2011 08:27PM

Now i know why his n hers bathrooms are becoming more popular in homes:D

2 stroke · 05-03-2011 09:03PM

sollar wrote: »

I would have no doubt that people who would piss in a sink have bad hygiene in general.

Wrong.
Unfortunatly it isn't considered acceptable in public toilets, but in a locked bathroom, I usualy wash balls & cawk in the sink, especially before and after sex, keeps everything kissably clean. I don't think it makes much difference if I put some sterile salty water down the drain.
Much more hygenic than the guys that don't even wash their hands.

Metallitroll · 05-03-2011 09:13PM

pissing in a sink where there's a loo next to it couldn't possibly go out of my way to troll like this, during my times in Conway house with a sink in every room (but no loo) it seemed everybody did it. if you don't at least feel a bit ashamed when doing it then you must be hellbent on being an ass, piss jug imo then just flush the 2litres

senordingdong · 05-03-2011 09:15PM

Johro wrote: »

A lot of it will stay in the sink trap and stink up the place. Airborne germs. Lovely.
Also the reason you should put the toilet seat down before you flush.

Hahaha amateur.

Obviously you let the tap run a little afterwards.

Fukuyama · 05-03-2011 09:46PM

jokettle wrote: »

I don't get this. Surely the sink is above waist height, so you'd have to aim upwards to get it in the sink, thus making the whole process of urinating more cumbersome than if you'd just used the toilet?

Or is the sink in my bathroom higher up than most sinks?

Oh, the logistics of it all!

I'm 6 foot... and my sink isn't too high. The sink would be just below my sack.

Nodster · 05-03-2011 09:51PM

next-door neighbour nips out the back [can hear the sliding door] and has a jimmy riddle in the drain [can hear that too]....mind you he's 75

kumate_champ07 · 05-03-2011 09:54PM

didnt people uses baby piss before toothpaste was invented?

Xivilai · 05-03-2011 09:59PM

Whats toothpaste

phill106 · 05-03-2011 09:59PM

Surely your taking the piss?

Xivilai · 05-03-2011 10:00PM

phill106 wrote: »

Surely your taking the piss?

Piss off

Onthe3rdDay · 05-03-2011 10:02PM

While I was at college a friend from Sligo was kicked out of his house by his fellow students after he pissed in the kitchen sink. He freely admitted that he committed the act after a night out and someone was in the only bathroom when he got back to the house.

He did leave out the part about the sink being full of dishes at the time.:D

Cybertron85 · 05-03-2011 10:05PM

Spent a couple months in a bedsit in town, sharing the jacks with about 10 other people.

Pissed in the sink all the time! Saved me locking/unlocking doors, going downstairs.

Taking a dump on the other hand was a bit trickier

Professional Griefer · 05-03-2011 10:10PM

Yes. I can't stop.:(

CrazyRabbit · 05-03-2011 10:16PM

Pfft...all you posh people with your sinks and toilets. I've never had anything more than a hole in the ground.

man.about.town · 05-03-2011 10:20PM

Dean0088 wrote: »

For the last 8-9 months, around 85% of the time I've taken the snake for a hiss I've used the bathroom sink instead of the toilet which is about twelve inches to the left.

I'm not sure why I've begun to do this. It may be because it's easier. Also, I fidn it more fun than using the boring old toilet.

Anyways, the other day I realised how much water I must have saved over the past few months. I only turn the tap on for a second to splash a handful of water onto whatever little drops are left - in comparison to a full tank of water being used. This is the way forward!

Anyone else pee in the sink?

hilarious, on a serious note, i like your thinking on water conservation. so much water is wasted flushing the toilet

How Many Users · 05-03-2011 10:30PM

Reminds me of a joke.

Teenage couple are back in the girls house after a night out. The boy asks to use the toilet but as the girls parents are asleep upstairs and the only toilet is there. She tells him to go in the kitchen sink. After about 5 min he has not returned so she goes in to check on him. She walks in to find him sitting on the sink with his trousers around his ankles. "Ah there you are" he says "Do you have any toilet paper?"

but seriously, I don't see why people are so mortified by this, you realise that urine is sterile right? There are no germs or bacteria in it.

I have a sink in my room and have no problem doing a piss in it, sometimes I let my girlfriend piss in my mouth and it turns me on no end.

Gummy Panda · 05-03-2011 10:33PM

How Many Users wrote: »

sometimes I let my girlfriend piss in my mouth and it turns me on no end.

Yeah sure you do..

RMD · 05-03-2011 11:06PM

The amount of amateurs in this topic. If you're going to piss into the sink, you aim straight for the drain and don't miss, bit of water on while you do it to make sure it's all washed down. Do it right and there'll be no splashback + it feels cool. People complaining about poor hygeine? How many of you even come into contact with the sink itself? Tap on, wash hands with soap, tap off, no contact with sink; not that hard.

Might be a few problems if you're a girl though, directing it and all that.

danslevent · 05-03-2011 11:47PM

You should try wash your sink regularly with bleach. I know urine is sterile but it is still just a nasty thought that you have a pissy sink.

Also, not washing your hands? Kinda mank. You should try not showering too, that would save loads of water :P

Blobby George · 05-03-2011 11:52PM

Why don't you just piss in to an empty bottle if you want avoid using the toilet. It would be safer at least.

BBDBB · 05-03-2011 11:53PM

Blobby George wrote: »

Why don't you just piss in to an empty bottle if you want avoid using the toilet. It would be safer at least.

from how far away?

Blobby George · 05-03-2011 11:57PM

BBDBB wrote: »

from how far away?

You would need your flute to be in the bottle to be safe. Anything else is a game of risk.

Johro · 06-03-2011 03:10AM

senordingdong wrote: »

Hahaha amateur.

Obviously you let the tap run a little afterwards.

You'd have to run it a lot to clear the sink trap of piss. Seems more trouble than it's worth.
Also you'd splash all over the sink. Point your dingdong in the direction of the toilet, senor. Like professsionals do.

Mike 1972 · 06-03-2011 05:43AM

hsi wrote: »

Unlike poo, Urine which some consider dirty, is unfact a sterile liquid,it does not contain bacteria,

Sometimes........

Are you drinking your own urine? Are you splashing it all over your face and rubbing it in your hair? If not, you might as well be flushing it down the toilet.
It's liquid sunshine, people! Fill those oversize pickle jars in your basement and glug it down proper. Load up the ice trays in your workplace freezer. You owe it to your kids, your spouse and most certainly to yourself

:eek:

ronan45 · 06-03-2011 06:52AM

When im having a few cans ill normally go for a slash in the sink. not to conserve water.
My reason is Can in hand, walk to toilet use other hand to unzip pull out mr winky, rest mr winky with his 2 hairy mates on side of sink. He can go about his business while i have another slurp of my tasty beverage. We all win. Plus i dont need to hold him.
BUT i Only use under stairs toilet sink would never DREAM of pissing in the kitchen sink. Thats just SICK :eek:

Peeing in the sink

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