Jaysus I'm bow-legged trying to hold in this shyte.

0verblood · 2011-02-24 21:42:57

Due to unforseen circumstances I have to hold in a massive gaseous shyte and I can't walk properly, I'm walking around like a duck. It's "turtling" as they say. "Touching cloth". Any tips? How can I hold it back? I don't want to go in a bush.

24-02-2011 09:42PM

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Due to unforseen circumstances I have to hold in a massive gaseous shyte and I can't walk properly, I'm walking around like a duck. It's "turtling" as they say.

"Touching cloth".

Any tips? How can I hold it back? I don't want to go in a bush.

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#2 25-02-2011 04:15PM

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Bush...... Sock..... Job Done.

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#3 26-02-2011 10:01PM

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Often thought some people post about total ****e......now it is literally true.

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#4 27-02-2011 10:17AM

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By now the OP should have found some relief

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