Twisted Tag Tournament

The Captain would find a way, then have sexy time.

Win win.

Xena beats up Batgirl leaving Kirk to do what he does best, beat up a guy in a fist fight in some sand!



Xena and the original J.T. to win.

Fischer and Taskmaster take cover instantly, knowing they're in for a fight.

Caine and Conan appear in the dusty mainstreet of the old town. Lacking a common tongue, but programmed to be on the same side, Caine tries to indicate they should move down a side street to find a less exposed position. Conan sees this as avoiding the fight and starts moving down the left side of the mainstreet, kicking open half rotten doors looking for his opponent.

Fischer and Taskmaster have gone their seperate ways, Fishcher being an expert solo operative and wanting to utilise his famous sneak&kill skill.

Taskmaster comes across Caine slowly prowling down a side alley. Caine busts out some kung-fu, but being a master of the art himself, Taskmaster is able to counter. Caine attempts more offensive attacks, while Taskmaster merely deflects and learns. Confident he knows the should-have-been-Bruce-Lee's moves, Taskmaster moves in for his own attack, perfectly predicting the counters and taking Caine down. He finishes him off with some MMA shiz and snaps his neck. Somewhere Mags looks on approvingly.

Conan is moving through rooms, sword raised, being as stealthy as he can, but he's massive, the stink of sweat and baby oil off him signals his presence in the dusty dead air of the ghost town saloon. Fischer stays to the shadows, sees Conan as a serious threat in hand-to-hand combat, so drops a few bullets in the back of his head. Conan is dead.

Taskmaster and Sambo meet in the mainstreet, enjoy a fig roll and touch willies. Truly they have won this day.

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Suddenly a strange object appears in the midst of the heated battle. A gas erupts from it

Um, was that his pistol or his knife that swung the fight?

Lara is stood stock still with a mysterious camera floating around her that constantly seems to be zooming in various parts of her anatomy.

Bauer gets distracted by this and Two-Gun Kid uses this opportunity to kill them both.

Rorschach has used this time to cut the New York crime rate in half.

I was going to give this to Riddler and Cobb but stuck in the middle of the desert, Riddler becomes fairly useless.

Han and Shang ftw.

Hmmm I think Dexter is in trouble here. He has nothing that Red Robin or The Question have not come up against and beaten already. Dexter has his jujitsu, but both Red Robin and The Question are far more highly trained in combat styles, especially Red Robin.


Even Dexter's high level of intelligence is easily countered by Red Robin's genius intellect.

Red Robin's ability to spot weaknesses is also a major factor.


What is also a big factor in this fight is that both Red Robin and The Question will kill, which takes away any advantage that the Dexter/Hex combo had with their own willingness to kill.


Hex is a tough SOB and an uncanny shot, but his opponents have come up against the likes of Deadshot and won.


I think that Dexter goes down eary in the fight, and gets killed.


Red Robin knocks sevens shades of shyte out of Hex. Hex is beaten and pulped but keeps trying to fight back, so The Question uses her vaporising gun to put Hex down for good.


Red Question for the win against a pairing that looked a threat on paper but were in reality on a level far below the Red Question pairing.

Gotta be the Dutch 7 combo.


To prepare for the upcoming battle, Indy japes and quips. Decker scowls and broods.


Dutch and Bond prepare by lining up the Harrison twins in their crosshairs and pulling the triggers.


Bang bang.

Dead harrisons.


Both Dutch and Bond stand confused for a few minutes when their foes turn out to be actually dead, and not able to come back with one last threat.