The Pun appreciation thread!

dak · 04-02-2011 02:55PM

Hot Lips wrote: »

This sparks my interest, wire we compelled to answer here?

You only have to answer when its a live and current issue ! Otherwise keep a plug on it and keep your feet on earth. . I hope this has disfused your confusion !

Gingersnaps · 04-02-2011 03:05PM

This eskimo bought a new plastic kayak. Whilst paddling along he decided to light a fire to keep warm. But of course the plastic melted and the kayak sank,.....which goes to prove you can't have your kayak and heat it too!

Sharpshooter · 05-02-2011 04:48AM

dak wrote: »

You only have to answer when its a live and current issue ! Otherwise keep a plug on it and keep your feet on earth. . I hope this has disfused your confusion !

Lets switch to another topic so.

Jam, spread it around but lets not toast it yet as it could lead to a sticky situation.

GopErthike · 05-02-2011 09:07AM

You're in De-nile ye f@#king Egypt!

I have always planned on doing a show based on the english language.
It's just a little play on words...

Sharpshooter · 06-02-2011 04:57AM

Gingersnaps wrote: »

This eskimo bought a new plastic kayak. Whilst paddling along he decided to light a fire to keep warm. But of course the plastic melted and the kayak sank,.....which goes to prove you can't have your kayak and heat it too!

What a riverting pun!

...I just had to get my oar in...

dak · 06-02-2011 12:52PM

I have decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

Blackhorse Slim · 07-02-2011 03:07PM

dak wrote: »

I have decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

I was thinking the same. Perhaps we'll meat again someday.

chughes · 07-02-2011 04:38PM

dak wrote: »

I have decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

Blackhorse Slim wrote: »

I was thinking the same. Perhaps we'll meat again someday.

I don't believe either of you are thinking of becoming vegetarian. I think you are telling porkies.

Major Lovechild · 07-02-2011 04:44PM

Velcro - it's a rip off!

dak · 07-02-2011 09:35PM

One leftover said to another 'foiled again.'

07-02-2011 10:55PM

How do you drive an Eskimo to despair?

Simple, take away his ski...................

He becomes an Emo!

wonton · 16-02-2011 10:29PM

exit signs, they're on the way out.

dak · 19-02-2011 01:25PM

What did the mama tyre and the papa tyre name their baby girl tyre? Michelle Lynn.

dak · 18-04-2011 08:46AM

I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn't click.

pseudonym1 · 18-04-2011 07:53PM

Did you hear about the Prawn that went to the Disco???

He pulled a muscle!!!

Blackhorse Slim · 19-04-2011 09:21AM

I sea what you did there.

Sharpshooter · 22-04-2011 04:15AM

Waves to Blackhorse Slim.

Ashore I know you will take it with a pinch of salt.

Blackhorse Slim · 22-04-2011 02:48PM

Sorry Hot Lips, I can't wave back, my hands are tide

And I haven't an ocean what you're talking about

Sonics2k · 22-04-2011 10:13PM

Blackhorse Slim wrote: »

Sorry Hot Lips, I can't wave back, my hands are tide

And I haven't an ocean what you're talking about

Must... find way.... thank post more times!!

Sharpshooter · 24-04-2011 02:42AM

Blackhorse Slim wrote: »

Sorry Hot Lips, I can't wave back, my hands are tide

And I haven't an ocean what you're talking about

Sea shore that's alright, we shell get over it.:pac:

naoise80 · 26-04-2011 03:15PM

I entered nearly a dozen really good one-liners in a competition, hoping that one would win.

But no pun in ten did.

JamJamJamJam · 28-04-2011 11:19AM

What do you call a cow at the north pole? Fresian.

Sorry that cow joke was kinda cheesy... I could tell you an udder one, but then I'd be milking it... So bullocks to that, I'll moove on... Sure, who do I think I am, telling jokes like this - the big cheese?

dak · 28-04-2011 02:04PM

JamJamJamJam wrote: »

What do you call a cow at the north pole? Fresian.

Sorry that cow joke was kinda cheesy... I could tell you an udder one, but then I'd be milking it... So bullocks to that, I'll moove on... Sure, who do I think I am, telling jokes like this - the big cheese?

If I was from Cork I'd say you were some "Cow...boy"

COW ROMANCE !

The cow and bull mated in a heap of dung. The next morning the cow said "man 'ure great last night!"

MrSir · 29-04-2011 12:56PM

This is PUNderful.

Sharpshooter · 30-04-2011 03:29AM

Isn't it just.:pac:

When the puns are made up on the spot and not googled I'm a happy bunny.:)

Blackhorse Slim · 04-05-2011 02:20PM

Hot Lips wrote: »

When the puns are made up on the spot and not googled I'm a happy bunny.:)

That's cool, just don't start mixing my toes, sis.

dak · 06-05-2011 01:09PM

Gardai were called to a Creche in Tallaght earlier today where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Sharpshooter · 11-05-2011 02:36AM

They should have tried to soother first, in fairness.

dak · 11-05-2011 08:52AM

Hot Lips wrote: »

They should have tried to soother first, in fairness.

They would have except they bottled it.... Chief was pampering them to much !

DJCR · 11-05-2011 10:09AM

dak wrote: »

They would have except they bottled it.... Chief was pampering them to much !

Turns out the rocking chair was too lively.

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