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Worst/most embarrassing bout of vomiting you have ever endured?

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  • #122
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Being in the middle of jervis one day and just barely managing to make it to a bin

    horrible tummy bug, was in bits for days
    I've been there. I was in the Jervis once when I was about 13 and I had to leg it up an escalator to the rest rooms, not realising I could've just puked into a bin. There was a huge line at the ladies so in desperation I ran into the men's restroom and upchucked into a cubicle, narrowly missing a man in a suit who was about to go in before me.

    Nowadays I don't get sick but for heartburn. I think my vomit reflex has dulled with age...


  • #123
    Azureus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,130 ✭✭✭Azureus


    Worst one with me was pretty much the only time Ive got sick in public... It just happened to be in a full lecture theatre. I suffer from low blood pressure which causes bad dizzy spells fainting and nausea, but rarely results in actually puking. Apart from this time when about 40 mins into the lecture I threw up all over my desk and the persons beside me. Too mortified to get up and leave (everyone around me noticed) I made a pathetic attempt to clean up , waited out the rest of the lecture and legged it!! Oh the shaaaaame. My most embarassing moment by far. Actually 2nd most... lets not go into that :)

    Other one I saw but wasnt me (thank god!) was at a house party when a very overweight girl I knew was in the sitting room drunk off her face on top of a quite good looking bloke wearing the face off him. It was a really unlikely pairing so when I heard this was happening a friend and I got curious and peeked in the door. Just as we did she projectile vomited all over the guy! Nastiest thing I have ever seen. Feckin hilarious tho :D


  • #124
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,179 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Worst? Age 12, I was at home from school, sick; not long after breakfast I sat up in bed and chundered all over the blankets. I don't know where it all came from, I hadn't had that much breakfast.

    By lunchtime I was at the doctor; by dinner time I was in surgery, having my appendix removed. The next day I apparently had the most amazing fever, with fans and ice packs all over me, trying to bring it down. I still wonder whether the surgeon was scratching his bum while I was in there ...

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • #125
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 10,222 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I once puked when I was playing a gig in the royal oak. It was my first "real" gig so I got tanked up beforehand due to nerves. I thought that I would impress the Finglas crowd by playing Crazy World by Aslan but in my drunken stupor I forgot that I couldn't hit the high note in the chorus.

    when the chorus came, i strained my voice to try and hit the note and puked all over the microphone, the guitar and myself. To be fair, it got the biggest cheer of the night.

    I alsoonce puked on a girls face when I was balls deep inside her. Still finished though!! Thank fúck it was a one night stand.


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