Worst/most embarrassing bout of vomiting you have ever endured?

Flojo · 03-10-2010 05:47PM

I was 14 and out camping. Managed to knock back 3 naggins of vodka in about half an hour... spent the rest of the night outside the tent, rolling around in muck and rain and puking everywhere. There was an upside though, I somehow managed to puke in the shoes of a girl I didn't like.

I Love Cheese · 03-10-2010 06:07PM

The day I finished school, 700ml bottle of jager worth of jager bombs, thats about all I know. Apparently I was face down in a gutter when this girl I had only known a few days helped me for about 3 hours then brought me home.

The next summer, we were drinking in the same girls house, I was drunk and tried to cook a pizza, pretty much ate the thing raw, I went up stairs with her, and was just getting into the swing of things i just said ' Oh sh*t im gonna get sick' and ran to the toilet, a few minutes later I washed out my mouth with mouthwash and went back into her, 30 seconds later im back in the toilet getting sick again, she follows suit but made me go downstairs to the other toilet because she wouldnt get sick infront of me. I got sick on the stairs and then made it tto the toilet. Crawled back upstairs and she was asleep in the toilet. Fun times

tommy21 · 03-02-2011 11:34PM

After narrowly avoiding vomiting on a student (and I didn't at all in the end - be warned don't eat a banana on an empty stomach of 7-8 hours), I figured I should revive this thread.

Dudess · 04-02-2011 12:10AM

Worst: A stomach bug after weeks of being on a cocktail of two really strong antibiotics in high dosage for an ear abscess, as well as loads of painkillers (such impeccable timing!) My stomach was already in shreds and I had a really weakened immune system, so I got that bug BAAAAAD. Face definitely turned green and I was puking blood. Retching was so violent my whole body was actually thrown forward. It was really, really scary...

Most embarrassing: None. All of my public pukings have been the epitome of refined dignity.

Up-n-atom! · 04-02-2011 12:10AM

When in 5th year I puked on the school bus, just after it took off (we had another 20 mins to go). I sat behind the driver to kind of get some air from his open window, but it wasn't enough...I vomitted all over the the floor, leading down the the front steps - and the next group of school kids had to walk over it on the way in:p

I also puked all over a friend's car on a night out when I turned 18...first time I was really, really drunk - not so embarrassing because I don't remember anything!

threein99 · 04-02-2011 12:17AM

up for anything wrote: »

Years ago when working in Germany after a night drinking Sekt (at DM1 per bottle you couldn't fault it) an Italian lad made spaghetti bolognese. I wolfed it down and about five minutes later it came right back up again. I was hanging over the sink with spaghetti hanging out of my mouth and the other end still somewhere in my throat trying to spew it up. Eventually pulled it all out with my hand.

That is brilliant

threein99 · 04-02-2011 12:34AM

Was staying in hostel in Australia and we were all playing a drinking game called pyrimids, anyone who has played it will know at the end you get on the bus and the only way you can get off is to successfully guess higher or lower for 5 cards, and if you get it wrong you have to skull your drink and start again, needless to say after spending quite sometime on the bus I staggered off to my room and pebble dashed the bed

Had to pay 120 dollar soil charge too :mad:

04-02-2011 12:38AM

The most embarrassing was on a Bus Éireann bus from Listowel to Limerick about 5/6 years ago, I threw up just as the bus was entering the station in Limerick.

WesternNight · 04-02-2011 12:41AM

Food poisoning. During an 11-hour flight from LA to Shannon. I was 12

LambsEye · 04-02-2011 12:44AM

Oh YES!!! This is MY THREAD.

I am the master of vomming. Like I vomit, anywhere, anytime, anyhow.

I call them my "sociable voms." Like I could have two beers, I'll puke, feel fine and then puke the next day. Worst. Tummy. Ever.

Here are my favourite, choice voms:

Out the window of my 5th floor apartment, woken up by a knock on the door from our superintendent screaming in Spanish about the vom. NATURALLY I denied everything (there was such a clear vom trail out my window to the pavement,) but I somehow got away with it.

When I was 17 serving a customer over the counter, nipped down behind the counter, had a cheeky vom in the bin and hopped back up.

Left work early once because I was hungover, the subway home was running express, meaning it didn't stop. So I had to vom and I had nothing but my scarf. I made a little kerchief from my scarf and vommed into it. LOCKING eyes with a middle-aged woman across the way. Neither of us would back down. So she stared into my soul as I vommed.

We have a special bowl in my house for when I can't make it to the loo. The vom bowl.

I have enjoyed sharing my voms with you. I think we've gotten closer as a result.

Metallergy · 04-02-2011 12:44AM

White Horse pub, High Wycombe. couldn't keep up with my da

n he only had one leg! no, you've not just got a dicky tummy and no, it won't just go away. only time i didn't make it to the jacks prior.. but i was oh so close. anyhow it were a metal nite, no-one cared

seafood dunleavy · 04-02-2011 12:45AM

16th birthday after 5 cans of druids I was completely hammered.Went back to my friends house,sitting on the couch falling asleep.My other friend rushes to the bathroom to get sick.I belch for a while before throwing up all over myself.Druids is utter piss.

Pauleta · 04-02-2011 12:47AM

I went to school with Sean Barrett TD's son in primary school. I went to his birthday party and got sick all over his kitchen floor. I and my mother always felt guilt tripped into voting for him :pac:

Dudess · 04-02-2011 12:59AM

Did they serve oysters at the birthday party?

KeithM89_old · 04-02-2011 01:01AM

Last weekend. :cool:
Spent hours gettin sick in public then all throughout the night...
Very embarrasing..:o

TerrorFirmer · 04-02-2011 01:01AM

einheisserschre wrote: »

Me and a few friends had a joint as we would normally have done. I of course pulled a whitener...

Actually that reminds me of a funny story. Myself and my girlfriend were in bed one night, and our housemate and his boyfriend were in his room opposite ours, and, them having not seen each other in quite some time, we were joking about how we were going to hear their manly grunts long into the night. So, we're drifting off to sleep, when suddenly, we hear his door being flung open, a frantic 'Oh god, this has never happened before', before the door is closed, there's an almight clatter of the toilet seat, fumbling, horrific moans and groans, followed by the sound of some very suspect material hitting the bowl alongside some very vocal noises. We're lying there, petrified, thinking our poor housemates boyfriend has suffered some kind of prolapse after taking a ferocious pounding....until our housemate knocks on the bathroom door and sympathetically says 'It's OK, everyone pulls a whitey now and again'....so yeah, he was actually getting sick after smoking, and the whole thing was just so funny we burst out laughing...partly in relief.

Pauleta · 04-02-2011 01:03AM

Dudess wrote: »

Did they serve oysters at the birthday party?

Just caviar. Poor Mrs Barrett had to drive me home to my council estate though

starviewadams · 04-02-2011 01:03AM

At the beginning of my drinking career I puked on the bar in Barcode in front of this girl who I'd spent the whole night chatting up.I didn't even say anything after,just got my coat and left.

dubtom · 04-02-2011 01:13AM

A bad bug a couple of years ago,was up most of the night feeling sick in the stomach, didn't puke though until my wife had got up for work. I had a bucket prepared but I wasn't expecting the evacuation from the other end at the same time

I was naked under my dressing gown, so it went straight onto the rug. There was shouts of 'stay in the kitchen' while I tried to clean up. I hate puking,but I'd gladly puke my ring all night than have that happen again.

Spore · 04-02-2011 01:15AM

Worst ever? That's a tough one... Hmm would have to go with transition year, I was sixteen, French trip. Paris. French supermarket, loads of a unnameable beer and a bottle of premixed cocktail. Drank the beers, launched into the bottle... cue sniggering outside our hotel window - my two french teachers actually laughing at me because I'm in my boxers, smoking a cigar, silly string in my hair, drunk as fook, singing... with the other two guys in my room white as sheets because they've seen the two teachers standing there for five minutes pointing at me. My dad also taught in this very school.

I was so ridiculously drunk I nearly died in my sleep, only for some genius to turn me over in the night of projectile vomiting. The next day was a trip to Stade de France. Cue me puking in the storm drains all the way there, whilst pretending to all the teachers I was fine (teacher's son). Kept getting lost (puking, dying in some shit part of Paris) kept getting found and forced to continue the tour. Hungover all the way home. On the plane. Didn't recover until 11 that night. Christ I was a sick, sick man... for at least 20 hours. Nearly puked up my own poo I was that sick... finished puking green bile and everything (poo is next after you've done with your own bile, by the way).

Fluorescence · 04-02-2011 01:22AM

Haven't had any to rival the harrowing tales on this thread ( :P ) but any time I've been ill in the last two years, my mother has assumed I'm pregnant and it's morning sickness.... She's like the original Paranoid Parrot :mad:

Joekers · 04-02-2011 01:36AM

Arthurs day 2 years ago in Whelans after a day of vigorous drinking i decide to have my very first pint of Guiness ... not a good idea last thing I remember was stumbling into the stall and destroying the toilet sorry..

Another one was summer just gone dublin had been knocked out of the all-ireland by cork:( drinking all day in the big tree decide to get the bus into town stumbled off the bus into doyles got in with a few friends barman says im only serving you 1 grand job.... next round my friend buys me a bulmers (stomach cannot handle cider at all) went to the top of the stairs and puked all down the stairs ugh horrible day all round !!

FouxDaFaFa · 04-02-2011 02:01AM

In the hairdressers while getting my hair done for my Debs. The haircut was that bad.:pac:

Aoifey! · 04-02-2011 02:16AM

My first night out as a college student. I drank way way too much, spent the night passed out/getting sick locked in the toilet of a night club, got back to my brother's house eventually and proceeded to vomit on his roommates laptop...

Now comes the really embarrassing part...

This was at the point I commuted to and from college so I ad to get up and go to college the next day. Worst hangover I have ever had. I sat in class trying not to move. After a lecture as people were leaving, my friend tried to pull me up when I was trying to sit still.. bad idea! I then vomited on my pants, in the classroom, in front of quarter of my class.

Ran to the bathroom, tried to clean it off best I could, but still had to sit on a 30 minute bus ride home covered in sick.

Ona of the most embarrassing days of my life. But sure, twas an intresting first college experience to say the least :rolleyes:

df1985 · 04-02-2011 02:55AM

communal shower in a gym, cue a few naked men all running away as the vomit drains towards them.....not pretty.

RichieC · 04-02-2011 03:34AM

I got sick in Mick Hucknall's dreads and blamed it on some bint beside me.

Debthree · 04-02-2011 03:42AM

In the name of Chrisht, between this vomiting thread and the 'dragging sh!te in off the street' thread and the 'hitch-hiker p!ssed in my car' thread, they should change the name to BodilyFunctions.ie

tommy21 · 04-02-2011 12:28PM

LambsEye wrote: »

Oh YES!!! This is MY THREAD.

I am the master of vomming. Like I vomit, anywhere, anytime, anyhow.

I call them my "sociable voms." Like I could have two beers, I'll puke, feel fine and then puke the next day. Worst. Tummy. Ever.

Here are my favourite, choice voms:

Out the window of my 5th floor apartment, woken up by a knock on the door from our superintendent screaming in Spanish about the vom. NATURALLY I denied everything (there was such a clear vom trail out my window to the pavement,) but I somehow got away with it.

When I was 17 serving a customer over the counter, nipped down behind the counter, had a cheeky vom in the bin and hopped back up.

Left work early once because I was hungover, the subway home was running express, meaning it didn't stop. So I had to vom and I had nothing but my scarf. I made a little kerchief from my scarf and vommed into it. LOCKING eyes with a middle-aged woman across the way. Neither of us would back down. So she stared into my soul as I vommed.

We have a special bowl in my house for when I can't make it to the loo. The vom bowl.

I have enjoyed sharing my voms with you. I think we've gotten closer as a result.

Quality.

tommy21 · 04-02-2011 12:29PM

RichieC wrote: »

I got sick in Mick Hucknall's dreads and blamed it on some bint beside me.

He was probably too busy apologising to notice.

0O7 · 04-02-2011 01:27PM

My Dog had bad diarrhea which made me vomit, then he started eating the vomit which squirting diarrhea......

Worst/most embarrassing bout of vomiting you have ever endured?

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