Irrational hates.

iPlop · 25-01-2011 12:16PM

hondasam wrote: »

you would hate to be where I am, we have one person who eats the full dinner at the desk, salmon, veg potatoes. drives me mad. I hate people eating at the desk. I dont mind tea / coffee but the dinners drive me insane.

I wouldn't be able to hack that ,if I smelled any vapors of fish or fishy arse breath ,it would be like the winter vomiting bug.

hondasam · 25-01-2011 12:20PM

Sink The Banana wrote: »

I wouldn't be able to hack that ,if I smelled any vapors of fish or fishy arse breath ,it would be like the winter vomiting bug.

I like fish but it is disgusting, there is a kitchen like 30 second walk from the desk but no he eats at the desk.

between that and pizza, deli and Chinese it drives me mad.

two kitchens so no excuse for it.

Ghetto Cornetto · 25-01-2011 12:38PM

The guy in the cubicle next to mine who goes out of his way to sit on his desk like a fúcking ape and lean his arm over the divider when taking calls, thus invading my personal space, is the sole origin of all the world's problems.

hondasam · 25-01-2011 12:40PM

Ghetto Cornetto wrote: »

The guy in the cubicle next to mine who goes out of his way to sit on his desk like a fúcking ape and lean his arm over the divider when taking calls, thus invading my personal space, is the sole origin of all the world's problems.

Thank's so much for the laugh :pac: wish I had dividers.

frag420 · 25-01-2011 12:42PM

Butter,Cheese,Syringes..............

Butter filled cheese syringes!!

and people who leave a glass hanging over the edge of a table or counter top when they leave it down..................IM like superman jumping in to save it from its doom.

frAg

Duggy747 · 25-01-2011 12:43PM

Peppers, yuck! I'm the type of guy who buys the Goodfellas Deep Pan Pepperoni pizza and bin the peppers before I put it in the oven :pac:

I think working in Lidl and dealing with rotting peppers all the time threw me off them, the smell is probably what a bloated body trapped in the boot of a car on a hot, sticky summer's day would smell like

Eggs - People can't stand farts but they love the smell of this rotting nugget of horror.

Pace2008 · 25-01-2011 01:22PM

Doors being left open. It just leaves me feeling so exposed. I'd be sitting there doing nothing conspicuous and it feels like I'm in the buff having a **** in the middle of O' Connell St.

df1985 · 25-01-2011 01:27PM

toilets in pubs with ****ty hand-dryers, the type where after five minutes you still have to shake your hands leaving, just get them dyson things in!!

Irish Guitarist · 25-01-2011 01:29PM

Other mens feet. Female feet are alright but male feet make me want to vomit. I even hate seeing teenagers with their tracksuits tucked into their socks because it makes me think about their disgusting feet.

sbsquarepants · 25-01-2011 01:39PM

Cheese - disgusting sh1t if ever i saw it.
People who walk away from the table without putting their rubbish in the bin in fast food places - lazy, disgusting bastards.
People throwing cigarette butts everywhere like they're just going to disappear -filthy addicts.

sbsquarepants · 25-01-2011 01:42PM

Pace2008 wrote: »

Doors being left open. It just leaves me feeling so exposed. I'd be sitting there doing nothing conspicuous and it feels like I'm in the buff having a **** in the middle of O' Connell St.

I'm with you 100% on this one. I won't stay in a room if you can see into it from the street, i have to pull the curtains or blinds or whatever, i can't understand people who will sit there watching the telly or whatever with the world looking in like they're on f'ucking big brother or something!

jackiebaron · 25-01-2011 01:43PM

deathrider wrote: »

People who put the flavouring in before draining the water off their Super Noodles. Seriously, you just favoured the water, and threw it down it sink.

You drain the water off? Then throw a powder sachet and a spice sachet into just hot noodles? Are you fcuking sick? You're supposed to leave the water in as it becomes a broth that you drink.

Don_Corleone · 25-01-2011 01:44PM

a tiny gap in the curtain at night letting in a sliver of light....i wont sleep till i get up and close it properly

Madam · 25-01-2011 01:52PM

Old folk in the supermarket with their elbows on the shopping trolly mooning around like they were in the countryside having a wee walk:mad:

jackiebaron · 25-01-2011 02:18PM

People who put used matches back in the match box...f"ucking ****!

Some old eejit getting on the bus and waddling aimlessly past empty seats barely able to keep his balance while fidgeting with his coat and bag and whatnot and you know that the bus is about to accelerate or turn a corner and this twat will be on his arse or on top of me unless he takes a seat NOW. Sit the fcuk down you old bastard!

People fiddling forever with something trying to open it or whatever that you yourself know how to do immediately or them trying to do something with one hand because their other hand is occupied. I just snatch the thing off them, swear at them, do the thing for them and tell them to stop driving me fcuking mad!

Runny jelly. My aunty used to make this sh1t all the time and could never seem to figure out what she was doing wrong. When you make jelly you pour the fcuking boiling water onto the gelatin block in a pyrex bowl. You wait for it all to melt (or dissolve, whatever) and then you let it set. Then you put it in the fridge to chill it and you've got, hey FCUKING presto, jelly. You don't fcuking cover the pyrex bowl with a plate or clingfilm and put it into the fridge causing the condensing steam from the hot jelly to just drip back into the bowl leaving you with this sloppy crap the consistency of porridge.

Powdered milk in tea
Piercings other than ears. This lip and eyebrow and nipple and clit crap infuriates me. It's disgusting. Tattoos are ok, piercings are sh1t!

I fcuking HATE having chocolate with a hot drink. I put my dairymilk in the freezer so that it shatters into chocolatty shards when I bite into it and I eat it with a glass of ice cold milk too.

People who throw in "as you do" every 30 seconds when I'm trying to tell an anecdote, e.g.

Me: "I was taking the train to work ...

Idiot in the group: "As you do"

Me: "...last week. And reached into my rucksack to get my book...

Idiot: "As you do"

Me: "Ah, for fcuk's sake would you ever just piss off and go boil your head you chimp!"

....think I need a cigarette.

hondasam · 25-01-2011 02:33PM

jackiebaron wrote: »

People who put used matches back in the match box...f"ucking ****!

Some old eejit getting on the bus and waddling aimlessly past empty seats barely able to keep his balance while fidgeting with his coat and bag and whatnot and you know that the bus is about to accelerate or turn a corner and this twat will be on his arse or on top of me unless he takes a seat NOW. Sit the fcuk down you old bastard!

People fiddling forever with something trying to open it or whatever that you yourself know how to do immediately or them trying to do something with one hand because their other hand is occupied. I just snatch the thing off them, swear at them, do the thing for them and tell them to stop driving me fcuking mad!

Runny jelly. My aunty used to make this sh1t all the time and could never seem to figure out what she was doing wrong. When you make jelly you pour the fcuking boiling water onto the gelatin block in a pyrex bowl. You wait for it all to melt (or dissolve, whatever) and then you let it set. Then you put it in the fridge to chill it and you've got, hey FCUKING presto, jelly. You don't fcuking cover the pyrex bowl with a plate or clingfilm and put it into the fridge causing the condensing steam from the hot jelly to just drip back into the bowl leaving you with this sloppy crap the consistency of porridge.

Powdered milk in tea
Piercings other than ears. This lip and eyebrow and nipple and clit crap infuriates me. It's disgusting. Tattoos are ok, piercings are sh1t!

I fcuking HATE having chocolate with a hot drink. I put my dairymilk in the freezer so that it shatters into chocolatty shards when I bite into it and I eat it with a glass of ice cold milk too.

People who throw in "as you do" every 30 seconds when I'm trying to tell an anecdote, e.g.

Me: "I was taking the train to work ...

Idiot in the group: "As you do"

Me: "...last week. And reached into my rucksack to get my book...

Idiot: "As you do"

Me: "Ah, for fcuk's sake would you ever just piss off and go boil your head you chimp!"

....think I need a cigarette.

feel better after that

25-01-2011 02:35PM

Women with piercings above or below their mouths.

It looks horrible :mad:

james098 · 25-01-2011 02:46PM

I hate the toilet door being closed wife hates me leaving it open but I dont know why but it freaks me out closing it

james098 · 25-01-2011 02:48PM

karlog wrote: »

Butter that doesn't spread easily!!!!!:mad:

Its a lot worse when ya buy the so called spreadable butter that dosent:mad:

Cheeky_gal · 25-01-2011 02:52PM

Confab wrote: »

(In David Attenborough's voice): And here we have a typical woman driver displaying the usual signs of road rage insanity. Observe the flushed cheeks, extended middle finger and lack of noticeable brain activity...

That's a bit obnoxious

iPlop · 25-01-2011 03:02PM

james098 wrote: »

I hate the toilet door being closed wife hates me leaving it open but I dont know why but it freaks me out closing it

My mate used to take a dump at house parties with the door open and the smell was sickening ,people sitting on the stairs used to be gagging.

Giggernaut · 25-01-2011 03:14PM

Packets of 4 chicken fillets where the top fillet on show is a decent size and the rest decrease in size to where the 4th fillet is a third the size of the first decent one. Dickheads ,also applies to fish fillets.

df1985 · 25-01-2011 03:32PM

Giggernaut wrote: »

Packets of 4 chicken fillets where the top fillet on show is a decent size and the rest decrease in size to where the 4th fillet is a third the size of the first decent one. Dickheads ,also applies to fish fillets.

Mine is a variation of this-supermarkets not catering for single people who basically dont want to buy food for their housemates i.e. everything comes in packs of 2's or 4's. If I want chicken/steak/fish etc once a week but im forced to buy 2-the other one will either go off or the housemate gets it! I want one in a packet, not good for the environment I suppose but it drives me mad.

jackiebaron · 25-01-2011 03:33PM

Sink The Banana wrote: »

My mate used to take a dump at house parties with the door open and the smell was sickening ,people sitting on the stairs used to be gagging.

Jesus Christ, no mate is worth that. And he'd stand there in full view wiping the dung out of his hole too?

mikemac · 25-01-2011 03:37PM

People moaning about road tax, no such thing

And it's usually a nonsense rant like "I pay road tax but cyclists don't" or something stupid like that

mikemac · 25-01-2011 03:38PM

No shopping baskets in Lidl.
I'm on my own, I don't buy a lot, just for myself and not for a family.

And I've to use a trolley? Not a big deal but would it kill ye to get some baskets?

Marcus.Aurelius · 25-01-2011 03:41PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

That's a bit obnoxious

Damn funny though, I had a similar thought for a while there.

iPlop · 25-01-2011 04:03PM

jackiebaron wrote: »

Jesus Christ, no mate is worth that. And he'd stand there in full view wiping the dung out of his hole too?

He didn't care ,He used to sit there and back out a king Edward whilst drinking a can

tony 2 tone · 25-01-2011 04:09PM

Hipsters/funboys/metrosexuals.
People walking slow.
People standing in front of doors/top or bottom of stairs.
The whole culture of opinionated ****s who think every one needs to hear what they are saying, shut the **** up and use your indoor voice.
The Mid-Atlantic accent.

Giselle · 25-01-2011 04:35PM

I absolutely despise the blight on society that is the automated checkout.

Don't get me wrong, I totally get the theoretical convenience of it, I like the idea of not having to interact with an assistant if I'm not in the mood for politeness.

I'd even use them enthusiastically if they just didn't have those robot voices. The three or four sentences programmed into them get progressively more and more annoying as you go further into the process.

It all starts out harmlessly enough, but by the time RoboHag has told you four times that you've an unknown item in the bagging area, to please remove it, and finally, after harassing you through the payment stage, to please take your damn items...I'm arguing back.

I'VE TAKEN MY ITEMS NOW SHUT UP!
Stop talking to me.
I'm not your friend!

Other than that I don't like toast crumbs in the butter. Makes me homicidal.

Irrational hates.

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