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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.-- W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    My toughest fight was with my first wife.-- Muhammad Ali


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla"

    -posters on message boards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to.”__________________


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be.

    Wise women on the other hand...__________________


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Are you still here?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Sarky wrote: »
    Are you still here?


    Iam


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.-- Salvador Dali


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.-- W. L. George


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    "Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own instead of someone else's."
    – Billy Wilder


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.
    Herbert Samuel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Meow!!!
    -the internet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    I always have two lists: things I'm happy about and things I'm not. It's my choice which list I focus on.

    --Anne Arthur


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    "It is never safe to look into the future with eyes of fear."
    – Edward Henry Harriman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    True STory!
    At the pub last evening
    Friend: Did you know that when they arrest you, they remove all of your clothes and give you THEIR clothes to wear? You can't even wear your own underwear!

    Me: Well if we get arrested tonight, then we can just trade underwear!:p

    How's that for a quote!?!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.-- Groucho Marx


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.-- Henry J. Tillman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    ZOMGORZ!!!

    Long cat is long!!!!!



    And I haven't slept since sunday morning. I don't feel too good....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Holy sh*t Squarewave, that may be the longest longcat I've ever seen!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,333 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    Thank heavens for the scrollbar I say. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I use the end key

    topic links should also be at the bottom of each page


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Bring back the dog,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Live neither in the past nor in the future, but let each day's work absorb your entire energies, and satisfy your widest ambition.-- Sir William Osler, to his students


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Where ever you go, there you are
    .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭SparkyTech


    My eyes are sore xD


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


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    ..and Snailcat did lurch upon the other threads of the Ancient Nest,as was prophesied, and a slimy trail of destruction and sillyness it did leave in its wake....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.-- Noel Coward


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    "Yuck, this carrot juice tastes like carrot"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    A PIZZA HUT A PIZZA HUT KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN ANNA PIZZA HUT


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