Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Quotes for today

1…78101213…25

Comments

  • #272
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.-- W. Somerset Maugham, 'Of Human Bondage', 1915


  • #273
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    My toughest fight was with my first wife.-- Muhammad Ali


  • #274
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla"

    -posters on message boards.


  • #275
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to.”__________________


  • #276
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be.

    Wise women on the other hand...__________________


  • Advertisement
  • #277
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Are you still here?


  • #278
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Sarky wrote: »
    Are you still here?


    Iam


  • #279
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.-- Salvador Dali


  • #280
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.-- W. L. George


  • #281
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    "Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own instead of someone else's."
    – Billy Wilder


  • Advertisement
  • #282
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.
    Herbert Samuel


  • #283
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Meow!!!
    -the internet.


  • #284
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    I always have two lists: things I'm happy about and things I'm not. It's my choice which list I focus on.

    --Anne Arthur


  • #285
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    "It is never safe to look into the future with eyes of fear."
    – Edward Henry Harriman


  • #286
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    True STory!
    At the pub last evening
    Friend: Did you know that when they arrest you, they remove all of your clothes and give you THEIR clothes to wear? You can't even wear your own underwear!

    Me: Well if we get arrested tonight, then we can just trade underwear!:p

    How's that for a quote!?!?


  • #287
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.-- Groucho Marx


  • #288
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.-- Henry J. Tillman


  • #289
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    144895.gif
    144896.gif
    144896.gif
    144896.gif
    144896.gif
    144896.gif
    144896.gif
    144896.gif
    144896.gif
    144896.gif
    144896.gif
    144896.gif
    144896.gif
    144896.gif
    144897.gif
    -Longcat


  • #290
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    ZOMGORZ!!!

    Long cat is long!!!!!



    And I haven't slept since sunday morning. I don't feel too good....


  • #291
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Holy sh*t Squarewave, that may be the longest longcat I've ever seen!


  • Advertisement
  • #292
    Scorpion Sting
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,245 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    Thank heavens for the scrollbar I say. :D


  • #293
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I use the end key

    topic links should also be at the bottom of each page


  • #294
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Bring back the dog,


  • #295
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Live neither in the past nor in the future, but let each day's work absorb your entire energies, and satisfy your widest ambition.-- Sir William Osler, to his students


  • #296
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Where ever you go, there you are
    .


  • #297
    SparkyTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭SparkyTech


    My eyes are sore xD


  • #298
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    tumblr_lex151Aszn1qzg84yo1_500.jpg

    ..and Snailcat did lurch upon the other threads of the Ancient Nest,as was prophesied, and a slimy trail of destruction and sillyness it did leave in its wake....


  • #299
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.-- Noel Coward


  • #300
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    "Yuck, this carrot juice tastes like carrot"


  • Advertisement
  • #301
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    A PIZZA HUT A PIZZA HUT KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN ANNA PIZZA HUT


Advertisement