Setting people alight

Storminateacup · 23-07-2010 04:09PM #1

Whats a valid reason for torching a person?

Pictures if possible.

HereNorThere · 23-07-2010 04:45PM

They're covered in ants and you're only trying to help.

Sorry, I had a pic of the time I torched Jim when he ventured too close to the army ants, but it got bumped when I had to throw Virginia in a vat of acid when she accidentally sat on that termite hill.

SadieSue · 23-07-2010 05:00PM

Only for Smiting purposes.

Storminateacup · 23-07-2010 05:22PM

Is it acceptable to set alight your best friends?

It really would be because i have the well being of future generations in mind.

cyberwolf77 · 24-07-2010 11:55AM

Wait, I need a reason to set morons on fire?

Storminateacup · 24-07-2010 12:39PM

You shouldn't, but that's society for you

cyberwolf77 · 24-07-2010 12:42PM

Improving the gene pool. There's a brilliant, concise, and actually socially conscious reason.:D
/ locks thread

Scarydoll · 24-07-2010 08:37PM

Only if they are covered in earwigs. T'would be the kindest thing really.

SadieSue · 24-07-2010 08:38PM

Oh god.. Earwigs.. Blurrrgh! *gets lighterfluid and matches*

Storminateacup · 25-07-2010 03:30AM

Everywhere I look lately there's Masai ve big fugg off cockroaches all
over the place

James T Kirk · 25-07-2010 04:57AM

Solves manys the problem. :cool:

newmug · 17-01-2011 02:06AM

Reasons for setting someone alight?

1) For starting stupid threads.

2) For still supporting FF

komodosp · 17-01-2011 09:20AM

Improving the gene pool. There's a brilliant, concise, and actually socially conscious reason.
/ locks thread

Indeed... We'll never evolve the fire-proof superpower unless we torch all the non-fire-proof people!

aaronjumper · 17-01-2011 02:43PM

Because barbecues are fun and a nice way to stay warm

Sarky · 17-01-2011 03:10PM

I set fire to a man once. The winter of '86 it was. 'Twas the only way to stay warm.

AckwelFoley · 17-01-2011 07:45PM

I set fire to a man once because he had a coldsore on his lip.

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The fact that he was french had nothing to do with it

Solitaire · 18-01-2011 04:23PM

Because

[trocaire]
Set a man a fire, and you will keep him warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life.
[/trocaire]

:cool:

Lust4Life · 20-01-2011 03:09AM

Solitaire wrote: »

Because

[trocaire]
Set a man a fire, and you will keep him warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life.
[/trocaire]

:cool:

Bravo!!!

Humans eh! · 20-01-2011 03:25AM

Solitaire wrote: »

Because

[trocaire]
Set a man a fire, and you will keep him warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life.
[/trocaire]

:cool:

Setting people alight

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