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  • 22-11-2010 03:20PM
    #1
    SparkyTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭


    Can I have a double shot of expresso macchioto tall cappachino venti hazelnut coffee with a slice of apple and humble pie in a tumbler to go please? :D


Comments

  • #2
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You can, if you believe you can.


  • #3
    SparkyTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭SparkyTech


    But I dont have a loyalty stamp card to get my 15th americano with vodka free :(


  • #4
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Your Starbuck-fu is weak. Only when you can take this chocolate brownie from my hand, will you be ready for a loyalty card.


  • #5
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    [Neo] There is no Chocolate Brownie [/Neo]






    *wipes sticky crumbs from my mouth*


  • #6
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well done, Damo. It is time for you to move on to the Grande. Continue like this and one day the Venti shall hold no challenge for you.


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  • #7
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Thank you Sensei!


    *bows*

    *burps due to the steamed milk-foam*


  • #8
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Two monks were walking out of a Starbucks.
    One said to the other "Why do they put those labels on the cup that say 'Warning: Contents may be hot'?"
    The other said "Why are you asking me? I'm just a caffeine-induced hallucination."
    The first said "But I did not order any coffee!"
    And the hallucination became enlightened.

    *Nods sagely*


  • #9
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    My last mentor asked me a most perplexing riddle:

    "What do you call a man with one arm, hanging off a cliff edge, with itchy balls?"

    I pondered this and returned to my mentor with my answer:

    "John."

    Shocked my mentor asked "But how did you know this?"

    "Went and asked him."

    "Didn't you help him up?"

    "No way, I'm not catching crabs."

    "You have learned all I can teach you, young Damo, go forth and seek further enlightenment."

    And so here I am.


  • #10
    SparkyTech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭SparkyTech


    So I take it you'll be having skimmed lo-fat soya milk fresh from the cows behind to go?


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