Tayto Park

tempura · 19-11-2010 05:16PM #1

I've seen it all now, a crisp based theme park, oddly enough though, i still want to go !

http://www.taytocrisps.ie/#/park/

Biggins · 19-11-2010 05:20PM

I shall walk in eating from a tube of Pringles!

Sykk · 19-11-2010 05:21PM

In before Bi..
:rolleyes:

Pawpad666 · 19-11-2010 05:21PM

King crisps are king.

Venom · 19-11-2010 05:22PM

Biggins wrote: »

I shall walk in eating from a tube of Pringles!

Do it right and use a packet of King :cool:

KeithM89_old · 19-11-2010 05:23PM

Crisp based theme park?? Thats a bit cheesy

Biggins · 19-11-2010 05:24PM

Venom wrote: »

Do it right and use a packet of King :cool:

They might crown me!

PeterIanStaker · 19-11-2010 05:47PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Crisp based theme park?? Thats a bit cheesy

Indeed, and would it survive the credit crunch?

Saila · 19-11-2010 05:51PM

thats just plain weird

Biggins · 19-11-2010 05:52PM

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Indeed, and would it survive the credit crunch?

Well if they fall, it will be in a snap!

_blank_ · 19-11-2010 06:34PM

Note to culchies.

Not ALL crisps are Tayto.

It's ridiculous that you refer to all kinds of crisps, King, Hunky Dory's, Walkers etc as "Tayto".

"Erra, gives a package a' King Tayto there Oisín" :rolleyes:

Ghandee · 19-11-2010 06:41PM

Biffos sorted for work now after his arse gets kicked outta the dail!

"Stand over there beside Brian, I mean Mr Tayto for your pictures kids!"

Ali Babba · 19-11-2010 06:45PM

It will be interesting to see what NAMA do with the place when they take it over.

Corsendonk · 19-11-2010 06:55PM

The same guy tried launching a wildlife park. He has a herd of Buffalos outside Ashbourne.

For the Dubs, Tayto and King are made by the same company so you can be sure that there will always be a part of the park that will always be King.:D

Donkey Oaty · 19-11-2010 07:21PM

A lot of people get me confused with an ant eater, because I've a long nose, but I'm not! I’m a very curious and active animal. And I think I’m very intelligent. If I’m kept as a pet, I can be quite cheeky.

I like to eat small lizards, insects, birds, eggs, and some nice fruit.

Who am I?

I'm a Ring Tailed Coati Mundi who lives in Tayto World, according to their website. However, I think my profile may have been ghost-written.

Ali Babba · 19-11-2010 07:28PM

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

A lot of people get me confused with an ant eater, because I've a long nose, but I'm not! I’m a very curious and active animal. And I think I’m very intelligent. If I’m kept as a pet, I can be quite cheeky.

I like to eat small lizards, insects, birds, eggs, and some nice fruit.

Who am I?
I'm a Ring Tailed Coati Mundi who lives in Tayto World, according to their website. However, I think my profile may have been ghost-written.

Mary O'Rourke?

Biggins · 19-11-2010 07:47PM

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

Who am I?
I'm a Ring Tailed Coati Mundi who lives in Tayto World, according to their website. However, I think my profile may have been ghost-written.

Bertie Ahern?
...And now only was his profile possibly ghost written - but his fiction book too! :pac:

Donkey Oaty · 19-11-2010 08:17PM

Biggins and Ali, I'm ashamed of you both.

We should not sneer at a creature who's survival is threatened by the current environmental circumstances.

Biggins · 19-11-2010 08:28PM

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

Biggins and Ali, I'm ashamed of you both.

We should not sneer at a creature who's survival is threatened by the current environmental circumstances.

Soorrrrrwwwweeee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHaCzb3yYk

Donkey Oaty · 19-11-2010 10:02PM

Biggins wrote: »

Soorrrrrwwwweeee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHaCzb3yYk

I meant O'Rourke and Ahern, but anyway - apology accepted.

Tallaght Saint · 19-11-2010 10:27PM

Pffft it's been done already

Hunky Dory Park, home of Drogheda United FC :pac:

Absurdum · 19-11-2010 10:30PM

€14 in? Ask me bollox Mr Tayto.

stemah · 19-11-2010 11:21PM

Absurdum wrote: »

€14 in? Ask me bollox Mr Tayto.

Children over 3 years – €20
Children under 3 years - €10
Adults – €14

€14 for adults and €20 for kids

:eek::mad:

Absurdum · 19-11-2010 11:27PM

stemah wrote: »

Children over 3 years (with Santa visit)– €20

you pay extra to get yer kids touched by an oul fella

CoalBucket · 19-11-2010 11:28PM

Duff Gardens comes to mind

bellapip · 19-11-2010 11:40PM

You can spend 8 hours in tayto park. There will be no politicians, in bupboards or otherwise... there willl be no dodgy oul fellas waiting behind trees or vestal virgins......

This park will employ extra people, it will mean that people in the locality who might not have work, will have work, and it will mean that money which may have otherwise have been spent outside the locality with companies who are not IRISH now goes Irish...............

Yes the government is a pantomine, not even on the scale of bosco or wonderly wagon, but until the Germans are pulling our strings we should still be voting Irish,.

Mr Tayyyyyyyyyyytoooooooooooo...............is kewl.xxxxxx

rushmucker · 20-11-2010 10:00PM

Anyone been would like to see it, always support something Irish:D

civis_liberalis · 21-11-2010 04:03AM

Des wrote: »

Note to culchies.

Not ALL crisps are Tayto.

Note to jackeens:

You're not anywhere near as funny as you think you are.

Also, not all vacuum cleaners are hoovers.
Names for certain things sometimes catch on, even though they are technically incorrect.

randylonghorn · 21-11-2010 04:18AM

Des wrote: »

Note to culchies.

Not ALL crisps are Tayto.

No, but the best ones are.

(With the possible exception of Pringles)

StereoLove · 21-11-2010 04:22AM

Des wrote: »

Note to culchies.

Not ALL crisps are Tayto.

It's ridiculous that you refer to all kinds of crisps, King, Hunky Dory's, Walkers etc as "Tayto".

"Erra, gives a package a' King Tayto there Oisín" :rolleyes:

Irish slang, I guess:rolleyes:

Duffy the Vampire Slayer · 21-11-2010 05:04AM

Des wrote: »

Note to culchies.

Not ALL crisps are Tayto.

It's ridiculous that you refer to all kinds of crisps, King, Hunky Dory's, Walkers etc as "Tayto".

"Erra, gives a package a' King Tayto there Oisín" :rolleyes:

I'm what would be called a culchie. I grew up in Mayo and go to college in Galway. I know lots of people from many different areas of the country from Donegal to Cork.

And I have NEVER heard anyone who talks that way. Everyone I have ever met calls crisps by their actual brand name. If they happen to be tayto they call them tayto. If they're walkers they call them walkers.

I'm utterly convinced that this idea that 'culchies call all crisps tayto' is nonsense of the highest order that Dubs believe solely because other Dubs have told them its the case.

Tayto Park

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