Catholics

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square, Rome.


The first Catholic man tells his friends,

"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,

Everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps,

"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room

People call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says,

"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room

Everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,

"My son is the Pope.

When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,

The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

Slim,

tall,

38D breast,

24" waist and 34" hips.

When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."