Best practice in the jacks

This thread is following on from a conversation at a stag last week-end where it came to light that people have a fairly varied routine as regards the auld, ahem:o, backside hygiene. The different approaches are detailed below.

The question is which of the following options best describe your approach to the auld uimhir a dó clean up;

1. Tilt slightly, lifting one cheek, clean up with a generally upward motion

2. Stand up slightly, clean up in much the same way as the first option

3. Stay seated, spread the legs, clean with a forward (towards the liathróidí!) scooping motion:eek:

4. Stand up, bowing the legs slightly with hand through the legs, cleaning with a forward scooping motion:eek::eek:

Well, what's your preferred approach? Are there any options I've left out?