Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Ask a question ?

1…379380382384385…391

Comments

  • #11432
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ham ham chicken n ham...

    No. Chicken please.


  • #11433
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Would you like that toasted??


    (and fago, dude - shoulda gone to specsavers!! No such thing as too skinny!!)


  • #11434
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    margarite wrote: »
    Sorry I ve being sick for while, what did the Germans do? please help me back into the threads:)

    They invented the Volkswagen.

    Twice.



    Do I have to ask a question now ????????


  • #11435
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No.


  • #11436
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    The battle of hastings!

    Get me a picture of a black hole now! Please?


  • Advertisement
  • #11437
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Look deeeeeeep into your soul for that black hole, kid ;)


    Ahh no. Seriously though.



    Whats the craic?


  • #11438
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    The craic is ninety!.


    How many buttons do you own?.


  • #11439
    Rubecula
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Are you including my belly button?

    Is there any use for the fluff?


  • #11440
    The Highwayman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭The Highwayman


    nibbles or a fishing lure


    Pepsi or coke?


  • #11441
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    my teeth hurt

    why must one decompress slowly?


  • Advertisement
  • #11442
    margarite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Lapin wrote: »
    They invented the Volkswagen.

    Twice.



    Do I have to ask a question now ????????
    Nah do not bother, it might tax your pea brain and I would not like anything to happen to you.:D


  • #11443
    margarite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Fago! wrote: »
    The battle of hastings!

    Get me a picture of a black hole now! Please?
    Just look in the mirror ha ha only joking, could not resist.:D


  • #11444
    margarite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Lapin wrote: »
    They invented the Volkswagen.

    Twice.



    Do I have to ask a question now ????????
    Maybe if we had some people from Germany governing our countries we would not have any wasteful tribunals, less large loans, and transport would run on time. Best of all FF would be out of office permanently.:D


  • #11445
    margarite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Look deeeeeeep into your soul for that black hole, kid ;)


    Ahh no. Seriously though.



    Whats the craic?
    I m afraid to look into the black hole in case I see someone that I do not want to meet. This does not include you 'Storminateacup' keep those messages coming and keep the fun going.:)


  • #11446
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Would Meg Ryan be a better actor if we removed the skin from her face?


  • #11447
    Scarydoll
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    I like the cut of your jib.





    Why did I go see paranormal activity 2? Why???:(


  • #11448
    margarite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Sarky wrote: »
    Would Meg Ryan be a better actor if we removed the skin from her face?
    What is a Mod Conspirator? and in answer to your question, beauty is only skin deep, so I would say Meg Ryan would even be a better actor.:DGra


  • #11449
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Ugh! Tell me quickly, how is the best way to get a big hairy (actual hair) female ass out of my head??


  • #11450
    Rubecula
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Well it is either a small hairy a*se or you have an exceedingly large head to get it in there. Probably the best way to get it out is the same way it slipped in.

    By the way, is it a human a*se?


  • #11451
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    no, it's a computer's ass

    does this file explain itself?


  • Advertisement
  • #11452
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    (Yes it was. I was massaging the back leg of an unkempt female in my massage class and she had tuffs of ginger hair growing on her ass, sprouting out of the ass crack. Absolutely vile, and a horrid image I have feared has turned me off gingers 4lyf.)


    YES!! please explain it?


  • #11453
    Dubchild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 149 ✭✭Dubchild


    Just imagine she was actually a he, a transvestite and that will put the image right out of ur head, maybe.
    Me go... What's ur mothers first name, storminateacup?


  • #11454
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Michelle

    (and that really didnt put the image out of my head :( )


    What phone have you got?


  • #11455
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    My phone is a hero.

    Why can't it fly?


  • #11456
    Dubchild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 149 ✭✭Dubchild


    Nice name that is. I have a cousin called Michelle. I think the awful image will be in ur head for life, you poor tortured person :D I have a crappy phone, it's all scratched and old. Can't think what type it is and i'm too lazy to go see where it is, i'm getting a new one for xmas.


  • #11457
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    ARGH! SEAGULLS!


  • #11458
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    That's no seagull, it's BANANAMAN


  • #11459
    Dubchild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 149 ✭✭Dubchild


    Ya bananna man with a red cape.


  • #11460
    margarite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Sarky wrote: »
    ARGH! SEAGULLS!
    Yes, I remember on a beach, enjoying our lunch when a seagull came along, did his business in my dad s mug of tea. Still laugh when I think of it. Did anyone else have a problem with seagulls. Please share.:):rolleyes:


  • Advertisement
  • #11461
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    YOU'RE a problem with seagulls!


This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement