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People asking really silly questions

  • 14-10-2010 01:20PM
    #1
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭


    pick up phone. call the company/service you are inquiring about. recieve information. hang up. never amazes me to see the information people are willing to accept from a forum any forum than actually use a phone :confused:


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  • #2
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    me@ucd wrote: »
    pick up phone. call the company/service you are inquiring about. recieve information. hang up. never amazes me to see the information people are willing to accept from a forum any forum than actually use a phone :confused:

    It amazes me how people start pointless threads like this.


  • #3
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Who did what where now?


  • #4
    neilthefunkeone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭neilthefunkeone


    what was the question?


  • #5
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Who did what where now?

    Colonel Mustard (underpants) in the conservatory with the lead piping!


  • #6
    gustavo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,206 ✭✭✭gustavo


    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


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  • #7
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Phone receivers are dirty filthy things. You might as well lick a tramp as use a phone.

    Keyboards on the other hand.... pristine, immaculate keyboards are germ free. :)











    There's no germs in semen, right?


  • #8
    flyton5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭flyton5


    What time does the dentist open?

    This is an off licence...

    Is the dentist upstairs though?

    I dont know.

    It's just the door is locked and he's not answering his phone.

    *stares in disbelief*


  • #9
    apope8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 279 ✭✭apope8


    Ahhhh your alive are ya....? Nope......BRAINS!!! :cool:


  • #10
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,067 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people.


  • #11
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,796 ✭✭✭KungPao


    What's a murder?


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  • #12
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Terry wrote: »
    There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people.

    In my experience there are both. Would you not conquer with me, Terrence?


  • #13
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    In before thanks-whoring "what's a tracker mortgage" post.


  • #14
    prinz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    me@ucd wrote: »
    pick up phone. call the company/service you are inquiring about. recieve information. hang up. never amazes me to see the information people are willing to accept from a forum any forum than actually use a phone :confused:

    So, eh, what's UCD like then?


  • #15
    Chorizo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭Chorizo


    Terry wrote: »
    There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people.

    Lost item. "Where did you last leave it?"... *smack*


  • #16
    mikerowsopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Phone receivers are dirty filthy things. You might as well lick a tramp as use a phone.

    Keyboards on the other hand.... pristine, immaculate keyboards are germ free. :)


    There's no germs in semen, right?


    when my boss annoys I wait til he goes on lunch, then I wipe my bum on the headset / mike of his phone so he can have a good ol smell while he talks on the phone


  • #17
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    mikerowsopht wrote: »
    when my boss annoys I wait til he goes on lunch, then I wipe my bum on the headset / mike of his phone so he can have a good ol smell while he talks on the phone

    Mike from accounts? :eek:


  • #18
    mikerowsopht
    Closed Accounts Posts: 283 ✭✭mikerowsopht


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Mike from accounts? :eek:

    John from HR ??





    / gets coat...
    // legs it........


  • #19
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Phone receivers are dirty filthy things. You might as well lick a tramp as use a phone.

    Keyboards on the other hand.... pristine, immaculate keyboards are germ free. :)











    There's no germs in semen, right?


    Mucho giggidy


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