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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    you should know.

    can you touch your tongue to your nose?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    no
    but that's a great stretch

    bend over backwards?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    not today :(

    drive a hay wagon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Sarky wrote: »
    Yes to Fago! and stormy.

    Is this thread going to get sillied up or am I going to have to extinguish it?
    Ignore them, this is usually the sign of smaller minds, or of those who cannot think of something intelligent to say, rise above it, do not let them get to you, shows who is the bigger person. Remember the old saying those who laugh last longest.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭charmer


    Into a ditch.

    Have you tried to lick your elbow?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    no, wait a minute...no :( I can't, but I am sort of bruised up after falling down the stairs today.

    Can you lick Your elbow?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    margarite wrote: »
    Ignore them, this is usually the sign of smaller minds, or of those who cannot think of something intelligent to say, rise above it, do not let them get to you, shows who is the bigger person. Remember the old saying those who laugh last longest.:D

    I have no idea what you just said, or who you were even talking to. Are you drink? Lord knows I am!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Sarky wrote: »
    Yes to Fago! and stormy.

    Is this thread going to get sillied up or am I going to have to extinguish it?

    They say pictures speak louder than words Sarky.

    Fire%20Extinguishers.jpg

    Back to Silly.:pac:

    silly-spinach-lbb-blog.jpg

    Can you stomach Spinach?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I will do anything for spinach. Anything.

    Where should I put my receipts from Tesco?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭charmer


    It's vegetable-ish and I likes veggies so yes.:)

    Can you spinach stomach?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 291 ✭✭lisaface


    Sarky wrote: »
    I will do anything for spinach. Anything.

    Where should I put my receipts from Tesco?

    Over there >>

    Should I break my first rule & ignore my current financial situation and go party tomo night anyways?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    oh sure, a fabulous return on your moolah ;)

    how much can you drink?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    A monk saw a turtle in the garden of Daizui's monastery and asked the teacher, "All beings cover their bones with flesh and skin. Why does this being cover its flesh and skin with bones?" Master Daizui took off one of his sandals and covered the turtle with it.


    Is there anything that wallpaper paste CAN'T do?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    not if you use different food coloring in each batch.

    well how about snails? huh? How about them?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I love snails
    the way they undulate
    those stalky little eyes

    why is the shell chambered?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭charmer


    They have houses on their backs *claps hands*


    Should I go to college tomorrow?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I love college

    will you help me with my laundry?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Yes you should and take notes and work hard at understanding and remembering or else never go again.


    What was that question you asked yesterday...you know the one ????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    no idea

    is verse counter verse really a duet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Sarky wrote: »
    I have no idea what you just said, or who you were even talking to. Are you drink? Lord knows I am!
    If you followed the thread, you might be able to.:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Lol margarite you didn't offend me? I just don't trust people (exc my daddy, he da man) cause I presume they're like me and do everyything with ulterior motives in mind.
    Fock that :D

    Tesco reciepts in the bin.

    I get to lick sarkys face.

    HOLLA!

    Why are veins blue when bloods red


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Whatever the question was, YES!

    Xbox or a cheese sandwich? BEAR IN MIND, I'm hungry!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Cheesebox 360! It can't fail!


    Why can't my knees bend the other way?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Because you touch yourself at night.

    Will you persuade Sarky to touch me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    He doesn't need persuading, he's coming to get you.
    CTHULHU-cielo.jpg

    Iya Cthulhu?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Not yet!

    Line of a song?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    So do not strut my way slut.



    Frost or fog


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Fog.

    Salmonella, discuss?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Sounds like a feminine fish.


    Favourite heating system


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 430 ✭✭margarite


    Lol margarite you didn't offend me? I just don't trust people (exc my daddy, he da man) cause I presume they're like me and do everyything with ulterior motives in mind.
    Fock that :D

    Tesco reciepts in the bin.

    I get to lick sarkys face.

    HOLLA!

    Why are veins blue when bloods red
    Yes I've being hurt too, but had to learn to use my instincts and start trusting people again, its very hard but you can trust me.:)


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