Will Ireland ever have a Polish taoiseach?

thebigbiffo · 28-09-2010 01:03PM

Aíne Bacyabikz for Taoiseach - i can see the AH thread from 2032 in my mind already...oh how we'll laugh

Ectoplasm · 28-09-2010 01:10PM

senordingdong wrote: »

Like Leo Varadkar?

Varadkar isn't of Polish descent. His mammy is Irish and his daddy is Indian.

GavRedKing · 28-09-2010 01:19PM

CorkMan wrote: »

First off, he is half-white and half-black. (and African-Americas making up a substantial part of the American population BTW).

A Kenyan official told a British newspaper he was born in Kenya, that is what I base my information on.

This ^

Your basing your information on what you heard from one source without investigating why it would be werid for a Kenyan to become president of America

/ Token facepalm

Pherekydes · 28-09-2010 01:32PM

I don't think we'll ever have a foreign Taoiseach, but we may have an Irish one of foreign extraction.

topper75 · 28-09-2010 01:33PM

Dunjohn wrote: »

We already have a Northerner for President.

Lady before her was a Westerner (Robinson).
Man before her was a Southerner (Hillary).
Man before him was an Easterner (Ó Dálaigh).

KindOfIrish · 28-09-2010 01:45PM

I have been seeing a lot of Polish girls with buggies recently. So in 30-40 years time it will be a distinct possibility:)

h8scobes · 28-09-2010 01:47PM

we will never have a polish taoiseach because being polish means being porn in poland. just cause some guys second name is maresweski doesn't make them polish if they are born here no more than a guy in america with a irish/dutch/english/german name makes them 1 of those nationalities.

Ash.J.Williams · 28-09-2010 01:48PM

h8scobes wrote: »

we will never have a polish taoiseach because being polish means being porn in poland. just cause some guys second name is maresweski doesn't make them polish if they are born here no more than a guy in america with a irish/dutch/english/german name makes them 1 of those nationalities.

freudian slip

orourkeda · 28-09-2010 01:50PM

R0ot wrote: »

No, because he's a Democrat. :pac:

EDIT: Also who cares what Nationality the Taoiseach is, how about just having a fecking good Taoiseach! We should start behaving like soccer teams and recruit better leaders from abroad when our current one sucks.

Is it constitutional to have a non national as our political leader?

Scuid Mhór · 28-09-2010 01:56PM

eh, yes. i zoo beveeve dat ireland eez in, eh, times of truuble. yes yes.

who the fug · 28-09-2010 01:58PM

topper75 wrote: »

Lady before her was a Westerner (Robinson).
Man before her was a Southerner (Hillary).
Man before him was an Easterner (Ó Dálaigh).

But all had the good grace to be born and grow up in the 26 counties, sort of gave them an idea what the natives are like

southsiderosie · 28-09-2010 02:02PM

who the fug wrote: »

But all had the good grace to be born and grow up in the 26 counties, sort of gave them an idea what the natives are like

You think foreign-born people living in Ireland don't have an idea of what the natives are like? (raises eyebrow)

Seaneh · 28-09-2010 02:04PM

wes wrote: »

Are you serious? Someone who is foreign born can't be President of the US, and the claim is bull, spouted by the far right lunatics in the US. Obama was born in Hawaii.

There are actually two documents in Kenya that say he was born there, both dated on his DOB. His documents in Hawaii have never been seen by anybody, the only documents available to the public were signed 4 days after his birth by his grandmother.

His half brother and half sister both claim he was born in Kenya, so does his other grandmother.

There are many many more little things.

If he was born in Hawaii, why not just produce the documentation?

who the fug · 28-09-2010 02:06PM

southsiderosie wrote: »

You think foreign-born people living in Ireland don't have an idea of what the natives are like? (raises eyebrow)

When their wallet is empty they get the idea

southsiderosie · 28-09-2010 02:10PM

Seaneh wrote: »

There are actually two documents in Kenya that say he was born there, both dated on his DOB. His documents in Hawaii have never been seen by anybody, the only documents available to the public were signed 4 days after his birth by his grandmother.

His half brother and half sister both claim he was born in Kenya, so does his other grandmother.

There are many many more little things.

If he was born in Hawaii, why not just produce the documentation?

Does your tin hat make your head sweaty?

fontanalis · 28-09-2010 02:10PM

Seaneh wrote: »

There are actually two documents in Kenya that say he was born there, both dated on his DOB. His documents in Hawaii have never been seen by anybody, the only documents available to the public were signed 4 days after his birth by his grand mother.

His half brother and half sister both claim he was born in Kenya, so does his Grandmother.

There are many many more little things.

If he was born in Hawaii, why not just produce the documentation?

You're right, when you apply for the most powerful job in the world they don't check the basics.

Oh yeah, I forgot to point and laugh at you.

Seaneh · 28-09-2010 02:14PM

fontanalis wrote: »

You're right, when you apply for the most powerful job in the world they don't check the basics.

Oh yeah, I forgot to point and laugh at you.

Even if he has an american birth cert, it doesn't mean it's legit.

He lied on his bar exam, there is a section where you have to list all aliases you have ever used, he has used about 5, he listed none.

Why lie?

fontanalis · 28-09-2010 02:15PM

Seaneh wrote: »

Even if he has an american birth cert, it doesn't mean it's legit.

He lied on his bar exam, there is a section where you have to list all aliases you have ever used, he has used about 5, he listed none.

Why lie?

Why believe the most extreme element of the tea party

YOU ARE WRONG

Seaneh · 28-09-2010 02:19PM

fontanalis wrote: »

Why believe the most extreme element of the tea party

YOU ARE WRONG

The tea party are a load of muppets, I don't believe them.
He did lie about his aliases, this is fact. On public record. Indisputable.

There are two registrations of his birth in Kenya on his date of birth.

the only publicly viewable proof of birth in the US in his name is dated 4 days after his birth and signed by his grandmother.

This is fact.

I am not wrong.

I didn't say he WAS born in Kenya. I just said that there is documentation in existence saying that he was. There is more publicly available evidence that he was born in Kenya than there is publicly viewable evidence that he was born in the US.

28-09-2010 02:31PM

Seaneh wrote: »

The tea party are a load of muppets, I don't believe them.
He did lie about his aliases, this is fact. On public record. Indisputable.
There are two registrations of his birth in Kenya on his date of birth.
the only publicly viewable proof of birth in the US in his name is dated 4 days after his birth and signed by his grandmother.
This is fact.
I am not wrong.
I didn't say he WAS born in Kenya. I just said that there is documentation in existence saying that he was. There is more publicly available evidence that he was born in Kenya than there is publicly viewable evidence that he was born in the US.

I think I get what your saying now, so i'll just try and sum it up nicely for you in one line.

Obama will be the first Polish Taoiseach of Ireland!

ninjasurfer1 · 28-09-2010 02:34PM

topper75 wrote: »

Lady before her was a Westerner (Robinson).
Man before her was a Southerner (Hillary).
Man before him was an Easterner (Ó Dálaigh).

They're all from the Republic Of Ireland which is the political entity that the president represents. Given that Mary McAleese is not from that political entity, you could call her a foreigner....(in the political sense).

ascanbe · 28-09-2010 02:36PM

http://www.theonion.com/articles/poll-1-in-5-americans-believe-obama-is-a-cactus,18127/

dvpower · 28-09-2010 03:06PM

Seaneh wrote: »

There are two registrations of his birth in Kenya on his date of birth.

The plot thickens. What do you reckon they did with his twin brother?:rolleyes:

who the fug · 28-09-2010 03:09PM

dvpower wrote: »

The plot thickens. What do you reckon they did with his twin brother?:rolleyes:

He had a drink problem so they put him in a fat suit and sent him to Ireland,

ejmaztec · 28-09-2010 03:12PM

dvpower wrote: »

The plot thickens. What do you reckon they did with his twin brother?:rolleyes:

I thought there were quintuplets, with the other four in storage, just in case someone get's trigger-happy?

Riskymove · 28-09-2010 03:20PM

ninjasurfer1 wrote: »

They're all from the Republic Of Ireland which is the political entity that the president represents. Given that Mary McAleese is not from that political entity, you could call her a foreigner....(in the political sense).

have you read the constitution?

ejmaztec · 28-09-2010 03:22PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

I thought there were quintuplets, with the other four in storage, just in case someone get's trigger-happy?

It's gets, you twat!:mad:

(I hope I don't get banned for self-abuse):(

Son Of A Vidic · 28-09-2010 04:55PM

Dunjohn wrote: »

We already have a Northerner for President.

She's an Irish woman for sure, but what nationality is a Northerner??

Ectoplasm · 28-09-2010 05:06PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

It's gets, you twat!:mad:

(I hope I don't get banned for self-abuse):(

I thought self-abuse was encouraged in AH

Sheeps · 28-09-2010 05:16PM

haha this is the best subtle troll ive ever read!

Will Ireland ever have a Polish taoiseach?

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