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  • 02-09-2010 07:29AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭


    When I wake up the hairs on my arms are all matted. But then I smooth them down. First left, then right. Now I'm ready to conquer the day.

    Does anyone else think this makes me like Jack Bauer?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭Scarydoll


    That depends. Which way are you facing when you smooth them down? This is important.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    When I wake up,
    Now I know I'm going to be
    I'm going to be a million miles away from you

    And when I go home,
    You get so matted that's it hawt
    Jack Bauer is nothing
    compared to you

    And I will walk 500 miles

    And IIIIII will walk 500 more

    Just to be the woman who can pet you matted hairy arms


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Normally I face the window, I raise my head for a second after I'm done before I furrow my brow and look to the left as though I've just realised something important.

    Then I spend the rest of the day searching for Habib Marwan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    dci-gene-hunt.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    I was going to say something about him not being as awersome as JB.



    Then I saw the boots.........


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Aligator%20with%20Fluke.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    So there is enough hair on your arms that it requires smoothing and parting?
    maybe you could decorate it- weave in some beads? dye some patches. Hey I know you could use some white glue and have Mohawk arms - spray them purple or maybe red with purple tips. You would start a new trend and those who could not grow such luxurious hair on their arms would go to body salons to have weaves. Soon no one would remember Jack Bauer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Jack who?


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