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Glenster · 02-09-2010 07:29AM #1

When I wake up the hairs on my arms are all matted. But then I smooth them down. First left, then right. Now I'm ready to conquer the day.

Does anyone else think this makes me like Jack Bauer?

Scarydoll · 02-09-2010 04:42PM

That depends. Which way are you facing when you smooth them down? This is important.

sNarah · 03-09-2010 11:15AM

When I wake up,
Now I know I'm going to be
I'm going to be a million miles away from you

And when I go home,
You get so matted that's it hawt
Jack Bauer is nothing
compared to you

And I will walk 500 miles

And IIIIII will walk 500 more

Just to be the woman who can pet you matted hairy arms

Glenster · 04-09-2010 01:22AM

Normally I face the window, I raise my head for a second after I'm done before I furrow my brow and look to the left as though I've just realised something important.

Then I spend the rest of the day searching for Habib Marwan.

Cicero · 04-09-2010 01:28AM

Glenster · 04-09-2010 01:31AM

I was going to say something about him not being as awersome as JB.

Then I saw the boots.........

Cicero · 04-09-2010 01:37AM

Deki · 04-09-2010 03:44PM

So there is enough hair on your arms that it requires smoothing and parting?
maybe you could decorate it- weave in some beads? dye some patches. Hey I know you could use some white glue and have Mohawk arms - spray them purple or maybe red with purple tips. You would start a new trend and those who could not grow such luxurious hair on their arms would go to body salons to have weaves. Soon no one would remember Jack Bauer.

Cicero · 04-09-2010 07:37PM

Jack who?

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