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Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!) Mod warning in post #1

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Danin


    ha ha cheers mate

    it's good to know you have me back ha ha :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Danin




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,124 ✭✭✭moggser


    took me a few go's too go and practice and ill give you a test at the end of the day :):)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Danin




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭OzCam


    moggser wrote: »
    Mary Bale has Wheelie bin bad to that cat

    Genius, Moggser.
    NakedDex wrote: »
    It's supposed to go in the green bin anyway.
    moggser wrote: »
    they go in the brown bin

    Unfortunately they have to be sent for landfill or incineration. They're not compostable and they're too hard to recycle. Black bin it is, so.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,226 ✭✭✭gerrowadat


    OzCam wrote: »
    Unfortunately they have to be sent for landfill or incineration. They're not compostable and they're too hard to recycle. Black bin it is, so.

    Or, find someone with a septic tank. Does wonders for the bacteria in those.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭Silent Death




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,854 ✭✭✭Rogue-Trooper




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,124 ✭✭✭moggser


    hey hey hey



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,194 ✭✭✭Ayrtonf7


    moggser wrote: »
    hey hey hey

    Does anybody else find that really really freaky ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,551 ✭✭✭swiftblade


    Ayrtonf7 wrote: »
    Does anybody else find that really really freaky ?

    I find is disturbing :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,124 ✭✭✭moggser


    just wanted to "bale" out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,854 ✭✭✭Rogue-Trooper


    moggser wrote: »
    just wanted to "bale" out

    Right Moggser - that's the last straw.....


    I'll get me coat...........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭Silent Death




    If the vid aint working here is the link, well worth watching http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHYrD6HZnRE&feature=grec_index

    Oh yea sorry for those two idiot hosts....... :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    IRISH SAUSAGES






    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.




    Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'




    He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.




    Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'




    Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'




    He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
    of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.




    Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'




    Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '




    They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'




    The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.




    They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.




    At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'




    Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    126038.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,124 ✭✭✭moggser




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,463 ✭✭✭Leftyflip


    Jesus, 6 hours in James Connolly Hospital over getting glassed, HSE at their best... Took them an hour just to write down my name!:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Leftyflip wrote: »
    Jesus, 6 hours in James Connolly Hospital over getting glassed, HSE at their best... Took them an hour just to write down my name!:mad:
    what!!?? you got glassed?! what the hell happened,are you ok??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,561 ✭✭✭andy_g


    Leftyflip wrote: »
    Jesus, 6 hours in James Connolly Hospital over getting glassed, HSE at their best... Took them an hour just to write down my name!:mad:

    Dam you mean he didnt do the hit on your life properly. feck it im gunna contract a propper hitman next time and i know one that will do a good job correctly :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭Silent Death


    andy_g wrote: »
    Dam you mean he didnt do the hit on your life properly. feck it im gunna contract a propper hitman next time and i know one that will do a good job correctly :D

    Just give me the details and ill send you my account details ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,561 ✭✭✭andy_g


    Just give me the details and ill send you my account details ;)

    Jeez lefty ya will be out numbered now make that two decent hitmen this time round. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,901 ✭✭✭T4RGET


    Leftyflip wrote: »
    Jesus, 6 hours in James Connolly Hospital over getting glassed, HSE at their best... Took them an hour just to write down my name!:mad:

    yeah Irish health care is in bits:(
    Ya alright Ger?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Leftyflip wrote: »
    Jesus, 6 hours in James Connolly Hospital over getting glassed, HSE at their best... Took them an hour just to write down my name!:mad:

    Hope you are alright man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,194 ✭✭✭Ayrtonf7


    Wha does "glassed" mean ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    Ayrtonf7 wrote: »
    Wha does "glassed" mean ?

    Two meanings, either someone used a glass or a bottle like a club and broke it over your head (Normally referred to as 'bottled' around my way), or someone broke a glass or bottle then used it like a knife to stab or cut you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,194 ✭✭✭Ayrtonf7


    Ah yeah we call it Bottled too...I mean "they" call it bottled :)

    Get better soon man!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,463 ✭✭✭Leftyflip


    Thanks lads, just back from surgery today for nerva damage, rather fail tbh, should be grand in a couple of weeks!
    Bottled/glassed either way it really ruined my day lol!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,551 ✭✭✭swiftblade


    Jeezzee thats crazy. Supose you were lucky, could have been worse. Get well soon :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,463 ✭✭✭Leftyflip


    Just give me the details and ill send you my account details ;)
    C'mon Stevie boyy, me and you, I may have just had surgery but I can take ya!


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