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The Grapevine (OFF TOPIC CHAT)

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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Absurdum wrote: »
    I've got a lot of catching up to do :(

    Poor thing. I'll help.

























    You're ****ed now.































    geddit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Why the sad face? I suspected you were up but I had no credit so I couldn't text you anyway.

    I'm dyiiiing. I tried to sleep but kept waking up because of the nightmares, so the most I slept was from 11 to 12ish >_< Which means not going out tonight as planned. Meh.
    Also, perfume seems to make me dizzy as hell. Like proper hard nausea. It's horrible :(

    But I did get a new sewing machine today! ^^ And saw a friend I hadn't seen in aaaages!

    How's everyone who might read this?
    Sad face is because this staying up late every night is slowly eroding me as there's not much I can do at home at night except go online or read, but there's only so much you can do anyway. Not to worry, I sometimes run out of credit and just leave it for days before I remember to buy more :pac:

    Still getting the same ones?:(:( I sincerely hope you dont have them for long! I'm hoping you can get some relaxing sleep tonight instead since you cannot go out, and were really looking forward to it too :( Do you have any natural teas or brews that can help?

    Perfumes can really irritate me, strong sense of smell means I can normally only tolerate flowery scents on a woman, and lighter ones on myself. Good to see you can make some more stuff now with the new machine!:D and I really like meeting friends I've not seen in ages, especially if they actually wanna talk and its not just a minute or two then they disappear for months or years again >.<

    And to answer your question, I'll let my favourite song from my favourite band let you know:



    Aaaaaand I was only a few rows from the stage at this gig, singing my heart out to this song...and every other one too :D
    Absurdum wrote: »
    I've got a lot of catching up to do :(

    Step 1. Become a gigolo

    Step 2. Offer services for 50c

    Step 3. ?????

    Step 4. Profit?

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    Poor thing. I'll help.

























    You're ****ed now.































    geddit



  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Harder.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Give it time :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum




  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    "A shimmy is a dance move in which the body is held still, except for the shoulders, which are alternated back and forth."

    From Wikipedia


    Why I find that so funny




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    "A shimmy is a dance move in which the body is held still, except for the shoulders, which are alternated back and forth."

    that's the secret to Fidel Castro's success with the wimmin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Ms. Koi


    smegmar wrote: »
    Hey guys I know I haven't been posting here much life has got all very messy recently, it's also for that reason that I have to announce I'm leaving Ireland for good. Hopefully to have a better life, I have flights booked to Frankfurt for 1st September.

    I'll miss all you crazy heads

    Wishing you all the best smegmar. Do let us know you get there safe and sound. Hope life works out better in Germany, take it easy and mind yourself.
    My friends and I picked up loads of beer mats in each of the cities we went to (they were sampling beers) for a friend in Spain who collects them. The guy has LOADS! So you could just steal his collection if you're ever in Madrid...

    Hmmm...nah!! I'll just raid all the pubs in Maynooth!!!


    Why did my name come up as Kenanless Kelly??????


    I'm babysitting tonight from half eight to half ten tomorrow morning!! WOo!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    kellief wrote: »
    I'm babysitting tonight from half eight to half ten tomorrow morning!! WOo!!!


    me too, 'cept babysitter your own isn't really babysitting :P


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    how many sprogs you got!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Ms. Koi


    2! I'm currently eating a roasted veggie pizza...om nom nom!!


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5imAi3Si8M


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    I have one, six months old, just put her to bed so now I can drink a beer.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Like a boss.

    LOL at the vid kellie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    I'd love to fart on a house of cards.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    you and los would get on like a house on fire so.


    I used to build those card things so much as a kid. We had tens of thousands of beer mats in the garage


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Ms. Koi


    Absurdum wrote: »
    I'd love to fart on a house of cards.

    That beer has gone straight to your head!!

    Aww..lovely little baby!
    Like a boss.

    LOL at the vid kellie

    it hurt to watch it fall :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Ms. Koi


    Yay!!

    Are u all on facebook? I'm going to try make one double the size tomorrow!! cos a deck of cards has either 52 or 62 cos I can't remember, and the one I made was 60 mats, so I'd need two!!

    Milka chocolate with daim pieces....most amazing invention in the world!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    you and los would get on like a house on fire so.

    O RLY...........:D


    I spend approx. 26 hours a day on Facebook


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Is 52 and 2 jokers. Daim+milka is sooooooo good.

    All the cool users here are on facebook.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Ms. Koi


    Ah yeah? I don't know your second names! I cant just put in Tar Aldaron please!! find him!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    I could post tar's FB but that would be a breach of his privacy.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    that actually works for me kellie


    i could touch absurdum but that would be a breach of his pants


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    and would lead to your doom


    (no AIDS jokes plz)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Not the syphilis :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    It's Rob!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    I'm in South Korea
    Broke out with Gonorrhea
    Now I totally figured it out
    That's why it hurts when I go pee
    I feel like a jerk
    cuz my dick won't work
    It's like i got punched in the nuts
    by a dude who knows Thai-chi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Ms. Koi


    that actually works for me kellie


    i could touch absurdum but that would be a breach of his pants

    Don't you lie to me!!

    I can't find any of u!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sure I'll jsut pm it so!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    you and los would get on like a house on fire so.


    I used to build those card things so much as a kid. We had tens of thousands of beer mats in the garage

    haha sarcasm I gedit

    --_--
    kellief wrote: »
    Yay!!

    Are u all on facebook? I'm going to try make one double the size tomorrow!! cos a deck of cards has either 52 or 62 cos I can't remember, and the one I made was 60 mats, so I'd need two!!

    Milka chocolate with daim pieces....most amazing invention in the world!!

    I only face book when Tar's around

    facebook.jpg


    s'probably a bad sign.

    otherwise no I'm one of the cool people that doesn't do facebook. So you better share pics on here!

    Anyone watch the x factor?

    lol at the guy smacking into the desk when he went over to Cheryl!


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