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Actually you may be onto something when you put it like that..

How come you're not gone to sleep?

Not entirely that crazy i suppose!


What's the weather like where you are?

Two when I chop him in half with a shovel.


Your favourite bedtime story

(that movie with the clown?? That motherf*ucker gave me nightmares for almost a fortnight)

I didn't have lunch today, I didn't even have breakfast. The last thing I had was jellybeans yesterday, for dinner at like 6pmish!
I have however drank almost 2 litres of water and chowed down 6 panadol which I thought was gonna kill me.


Can you poop in public toilets

No I hover. I gotta poo in the safety of my own bathroom. With my andrex toilet roll.


Whats your favourite brand of tp?

i've streaked my hair

any tattoo's?

i wish!!!!!!!!!!
how can such a small dog make such a big smell?

White tank top and pink boyshorts, and White and navy knee high socks.


Would you like to switch genders for a day?

Green.

What's your favourite perfume