Snogging above your station!

AskMyChocolate · 14-08-2010 06:20AM #1

So,
Any other AHer's ever done this? It usually happens when a goodlooking girl doesn't find you ugly and a mutual sense of humour kicks in. Humour transcends all physicality, social status, or professional qualifications. I scored with a girl one night who would honestly put most top models to shame. How? There was only me and my mate and her and her mate left drinking at the end of the party. My ridiculously good-looking mate went off with her ridiculously good-looking mate (presumably to have ridiculously good-looking kids) leaving the pair of us alone. I'm not saying it was beauty and the beast but it wasn't far off.
I've done something with italics that i can't undo.

Anyway, I felt a bit awkward, as all blokes do when left alone with a ludicrously good-looking woman, so I went to make coffee. I was desperately looking for something to pass the time while our mates shagged, when my eyes alighted on a game of Connect4.

I casually asked her (praying desperately) would she like a game?

"Yes" (Oh, Thank God)

It went from something we could while away the time with, while the other two did whatever they were doing, to an all-out war of attrition. Turns out, she likes her sums too. We must have played twenty games of connect4 while arguing the ins and outs of how to play a medium pair in poker while out of position.

And then she kissed me.:)

So, AHer's, tell us. When was the last time you ended up with someone way out of your league through sheer chance?

tupac10 · 14-08-2010 06:51AM

few days ago actually... Was at house party on a very rare night off work.. this girl that was in college with my cousin in Dublin was down.. she was BEAUTIFUL. i knew (or so i taut!) she was way too good looking to even look at me all my good looking friends were there do i didnt even bother trying.. the party was winding down and i seen her sitting on the couch alone so i said feck it i'll sit down. ( bit of drink taken at this stage) got chatting turns out she was mad into cars so we argued for while bout my car and we showed each other pictures of our cars and started laughing bout stupid jokes.. next thing we knew we were alone so i offered her a drink and when i came back she was getting closer to me.. and next thing i know she was kissing me.. I was on cloud 9 i couldnt believe it.. this girl was amazing and the best part is im still with her

MrStuffins · 14-08-2010 07:08AM

The fact that you

A) Used the word "snogging"

Used the word "scored" and

C) Came to After Hours to brag about your "model" girl kissing tells me a lot about your character.

There's no way you're getting laid kid, but nice try!

Smcgie · 14-08-2010 07:26AM

Likewise with "Laid" Mr S

Caoimhín · 14-08-2010 07:27AM

Few are out of league

MrStuffins · 14-08-2010 07:33AM

Smcgie wrote: »

Likewise with "Laid" Mr S

Sure i can say all i want as long as i'm not claiming to be boinking model looking girls!

Poor Uncle Tom · 14-08-2010 07:35AM

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

My ridiculously good-looking mate went off with her ridiculously good-looking mate (presumably to have ridiculously good-looking kids) leaving the pair of us alone. I'm not saying it was beauty and the beast but it wasn't far off.

And then she kissed me.:)

I'm happy for you Moe....

Snowie · 14-08-2010 07:46AM

I once caught a fish

it was {

} this big

Barna77 · 14-08-2010 07:59AM

I thought this was about fooling around on a bridge over the dart line....

Wait, bridges are for knacker drinking :pac:

AskMyChocolate · 14-08-2010 08:16AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

The fact that you

A) Used the word "snogging"

Used the word "scored" and

C) Came to After Hours to brag about your "model" girl kissing tells me a lot about your character.

There's no way you're getting laid kid, but nice try!

I'm not a kid. Ask Mrs.Stuffins Snr.

MrStuffins · 14-08-2010 08:32AM

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I'm not a kid. Ask Mrs.Stuffins Snr.

My wife's mother?

I'm not even married!

marzic · 14-08-2010 08:43AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

My wife's mother?

I'm not even married!

Timeout *makes T-sign with hands* are you married? if yes, is your wife's maiden name stuffins also? cos if its not then mrs stuffins snr is your mother! if your not married, then why the question " My wife's mother?"... needs clarification, imo.

MrStuffins · 14-08-2010 08:48AM

marzic wrote: »

are you married?

MrStuffins wrote: »

I'm not even married!

Although, i feel my joke may have gone over your head............

Nulty · 14-08-2010 09:01AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

The fact that you

A) Used the word "snogging"

Used the word "scored" and

C) Came to After Hours to brag about your "model" girl kissing tells me a lot about your character.

There's no way you're getting laid kid, but nice try!

At least try look past the phrasing and take the words on their meaning. God damn pernickety internet people.

I bet you hate the word pernickety too....I have never had to spell it so I'm guessing.

Well done OP, you got a good looking girl to kiss you using only connect four and a discourse in poker. I'd say she got bored and thought kissing you was better than playing games and thinking. But then I'm probably wrong. Well done all the same.

dylano_k · 14-08-2010 10:37AM

Idiot....you should have asked for a game of twister..naked

mfceiling · 14-08-2010 10:42AM

*awaiting feeky mcgee's response*

stovelid · 14-08-2010 10:55AM

Kissing girls.

Woooh.

Wibbs · 14-08-2010 11:00AM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I once caught a fish

it was {
} this big

Indeed, fish have a little known ability to grow significantly after death and women get more and more beautiful in the weeks that follow.

stateofflux · 14-08-2010 11:33AM

stovelid wrote: »

Kissing girls.

Woooh.

agreed... model shag or gtfo

bazmaiden · 14-08-2010 11:37AM

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Anyway, I felt a bit awkward, as all blokes do when left alone with a ludicrously good-looking woman, so I went to make coffee.
And then she kissed me.:)

Brb restarting firefox as I can't see any pics

Sound Bite · 14-08-2010 11:38AM

AMC, I hate to burst your bubble but I'd hazard a guess this was the conversation the girl in question was having with herself in her head at the time.

"Why the **** are we here? Could she not have just brought him back to our place. I'd be asleep by now. Instead I'm stuck here trying to make small talk with this guy. The things I do for a friend."

Coffee, ya sure I'd love one thanks.

"Coffee? ****in hate the stuff. Why is he giving me coffee? Would it be rude to ask for wine? Much prefer wine. Well maybe I've had too much already? Coffee's probably best. OMG, I'm soooo bored. There's only so much small talk I can make with this guy. Get me out of here. Wonder what are the changes of getting a taxi at this hour?"

Connect 4, sure love that game.

"Not, like what are we 5? O lord. Its going to be a long night. Another game, ya if we must. Another..another..another..o god, my 3 year cousin would be bored by now. We must be heading towards our 30th game...what is he on about? Medium pair poker wft? Am I suppose to know what he means, ok just nod and smile, ah lord, will he every stop rambling on? Not sure how must more **** I can listen too....Ok that its, need to make him stop. Right, I'm going to have to kiss him to shut him up, end this stupid connect 4 marathon. Ok here goes..."

"Ah Silence, thank God, She owes me one big time"...

Snowie · 14-08-2010 11:50AM

Wibbs wrote: »

Indeed, fish have a little known ability to grow significantly after death and women get more and more beautiful in the weeks that follow.

I seen that happen before the fisher man stuck a 3 pound weight down the fishs throat :pac:

Boiling carp fisher men

I wouldn't know much about wimins there like unicorns/dragons, mystical creatures with powers that make them selves beautifull that put spells on me... when Im week and vulnerable.

Blame the beer

:pac:

Prof.Badass · 14-08-2010 12:04PM

Getting worked up about "scoring" is for 14 year olds.

If it's not a spitroast then it's not an achievement

.

bazmaiden · 14-08-2010 12:05PM

Prof.Badass wrote: »

Getting worked up about "scoring" is for 14 year olds.

If it's not a spitroast then it's not an achievement .

Living up to your username bro!

BLACKEN · 14-08-2010 12:32PM

tupac10 wrote: »

few days ago actually... Was at house party on a very rare night off work.. this girl that was in college with my cousin in Dublin was down.. she was BEAUTIFUL. i knew (or so i taut!) she was way too good looking to even look at me all my good looking friends were there do i didnt even bother trying.. the party was winding down and i seen her sitting on the couch alone so i said feck it i'll sit down. ( bit of drink taken at this stage) got chatting turns out she was mad into cars so we argued for while bout my car and we showed each other pictures of our cars and started laughing bout stupid jokes.. next thing we knew we were alone so i offered her a drink and when i came back she was getting closer to me.. and next thing i know she was kissing me.. I was on cloud 9 i couldnt believe it.. this girl was amazing and the best part is im still with her

GO YOU ya sexy man! :P Gotta love a good auld underdog story!:D

mikom · 14-08-2010 12:32PM

Captain nemo...... now there really was a lad out of my league.

gerrycollins · 14-08-2010 12:52PM

instant fail mate

your mate got shagged and all you got was to exchange was a bit of saliva and her lippy

Sea Sharp · 14-08-2010 12:58PM

Congratulations, you were on the receiving end of "Ah sure fekkit, he'll do".

AskMyChocolate · 14-08-2010 01:35PM

Nulty wrote: »

At least try look past the phrasing and take the words on their meaning. God damn pernickety internet people.

I bet you hate the word pernickety too....I have never had to spell it so I'm guessing.

Well done OP, you got a good looking girl to kiss you using only connect four and a discourse in poker. I'd say she got bored and thought kissing you was better than playing games and thinking. But then I'm probably wrong. listening to you. Well done all the same.

FYP:)

Actually, if the thread hadn't been derailed, what I was trying to get a discussion going about is how often circumstances as much as attraction can determine whether you end up with a girl. Similarly, you're far less likely to score with a single female if she happens to be out with a friend and there is no wingperson as most people (male or female) are not going to leave their friend to walk home alone. This is where true friendship comes in and the third wheel should escape to Iskander's as fast as their little legs will carry them.
Doner Kebab plate ftw.:)

mcdoogle · 14-08-2010 01:43PM

True story - I was propositioned by a dwarf (friend of my cousins) in coppers a few years back, if I had snogged her she would have been snogging about 2 and a have feet above her station!

mikom · 14-08-2010 01:50PM

mcdoogle wrote: »

True story - I was propositioned by a dwarf (friend of my cousins) in coppers a few years back, if I had snogged her she would have been snogging about 2 and a have feet above her station!

Maybe it could have been good.
Start off with a little two-play.....

Snogging above your station!

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