Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
If we do not hit our goal we will be forced to close the site.

Current status: https://keepboardsalive.com/

Annual subs are best for most impact. If you are still undecided on going Ad Free - you can also donate using the Paypal Donate option. All contribution helps. Thank you.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.

Should I be worried about this?

2»

Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 Four


    If the FBI wanted you, I'm pretty sure they'd just come after you instead of sending an e-mail warning you that they're after you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Four wrote: »
    If the FBI wanted you, I'm pretty sure they'd just come after you instead of sending an e-mail warning you that they're after you.
    Why do you think Osama hasn't been caught?
    Dear,
    Mr bin Laden. I am writing to you to inform you that we shall be making our monthly house call to you on the 14th of this month at 14:00. Please ensure you are home for when our agents call. As you have missed your previous 30 visits, it is most important you are home for this one.

    Yours scincerely,
    The FBI.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    Note that you have 72hours to obtain this crucial Documentation.

    Fat Tony: You have 24 hours to give us our money. And to show you we're serious… you have 12 hours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    Ah a new version. The problem here is that Mr Lulu will charge you for the crucial Documentation, but hey,you can afford it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Sweet Jesus..


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    and have the DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY SEAL of TRANSFER (DIST) CLEARANCE DOCUMENT obtained.



    I'd say if the FBI really had anything to say to you, it'd be through the Gardai.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 352 ✭✭Dammo


    Shame to miss out on the $12m though. I say contact Lulu asap.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,085 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    Look OP dont worry. I'll sort this out for you. Just PM your bank details, pps numbers, photocopy of your passport and of course your left testicle and i'll make sure to do the paperwork for you and get this cleared up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    Is that the same Spencer Lulu who runs the Safari park outside Borris in Ossary???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    I believe certain elements of society have been receiving fake e-mails purporting to come from this office. The FBI does not issue veiled warnings or indulge in hyperbole. For proof of this you may avail yourself of our "How to know a scam is being perpetrated" pamphlet. It is available in all regional FBI offices. Or, alternately you could send a cheque/postal order to our head office in the amount of £12,000,000 + £1.50 p+p and we will send one out to you.

    Yours sincerely,

    The FBI


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭CavanCrew


    Bonito wrote: »
    Or Cavan.


    ;COUGH. A low blow :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    OP, this is to inform you that you have won $1,000,000 in the Foxyboxer Lottery. Please PM me your bank details and PIN number so I can deposit your winnings. Congratulations!!!



    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 naomi6297


    I've had the same email also one from koffi annan and the metropolitan police in london. At this stage I should be a multi billionaire. I must get at least ten of these emails every day.


Advertisement