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Kicked out of the bed!

  • 28-07-2010 11:38PM
    #1
    Yourself
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 341 ✭✭


    It comes up a fair bit in everyday conversation but has anyone ever been kicked out of the bed for doing or saying something that was such a complete turn off to the other person that they called a halt to the whole thing???

    I just figured that this saying must have some foundation!
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  • #2
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Offering money can go down badly - even if done with good intentions.


  • #3
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Well refusing to take off the chicken costume got me left on the sofa one night. :D

    Nope, not kidding, Too much to drink, at the time I couldn't be arsed as they say and I just wanted to sleep.
    I know... I'm deeply ashamed! LOL :o


  • #4
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    farting


  • #5
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Eating toast in the bed... get the fúck out of here with yer crumbs!


  • #6
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    Dutch-ovened an ex. Spent the night on the couch. Not the reason we broke up. Though it may have been the first snowflake in the avalanche!


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  • #7
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    I got kicked out of bed yeah.

    We were both asleep in a single bed, and ended up knocking me over the edge in the middle of the night. :pac:


  • #8
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    what did you do OP?
    Called her fat?
    That's a no no for future reference.


  • #9
    Yourself
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 341 ✭✭Yourself


    went to bed fully clothed...micro bacteria! hahaha mind you I did manage to talk my way back in!

    only ever been with one girl :p


  • #10
    47
    Closed Accounts Posts: 138 ✭✭47


    I once told the mrs that she looked like her mother... needless to say I was fecked out ricky tick..Her mother is a complete MILF though :cool:


  • #11
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Yourself wrote: »
    went to bed fully clothed...micro bacteria! hahaha mind you I did manage to talk my way back in!

    only ever been with one girl :p

    Me? ;)


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  • #12
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    Me? ;)
    whore.


  • #13
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Adam wrote: »
    whore.

    She likes me that way. :cool:


  • #14
    Yourself
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 341 ✭✭Yourself


    47 wrote: »
    I once told the mrs that she looked like her mother... needless to say I was fecked out ricky tick..Her mother is a complete MILF though :cool:

    Did you try to use that as your plee?
    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    Me? ;)

    So glad it was memorable for you too Jaxxy! :cool:



    I must recalibrate the doses for next time!


  • #15
    testicle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,429 ✭✭✭testicle


    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    She likes me that way. :cool:

    How you doin'?


  • #16
    Nervous Wreck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭Nervous Wreck


    I kicked someone out of bed before. Woke up beside a girl one morning in her friend's apartment and was feeling funny. She was wearing silk pajamas and I thought "they'll slide". So I pushed her and she slid clean off the bed. Laughed so hard.


  • #17
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    testicle wrote: »
    How you doin'?

    Out of vino :(

    Back OT, kicked someone out of the bed once for having an "accident."


  • #18
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    Out of vino :(

    Back OT, kicked someone out of the bed once for having an "accident."
    did he get it in your eye?


  • #19
    Yourself
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 341 ✭✭Yourself


    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    Out of vino :(

    Back OT, kicked someone out of the bed once for having an "accident."

    Testicle coming onto you! hahaha! :pac:

    did they spill the wine? :eek: I've plenty here 3 bottles to go! yeeeehaawww! get your whorish ways to my place! :cool:


  • #20
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Adam wrote: »
    did he get it in your eye?

    My whispering eye.


    Yourself wrote: »
    Testicle coming onto you! hahaha! :pac:

    did they spill the wine? :eek: I've plenty here 3 bottles to go! yeeeehaawww! get your whorish ways to my place! :cool:

    No I drank it all. You come here. I need refill. I promies not to kick you out of the bed for your micro bacteria.


  • #21
    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    One of my friends wasn't so much kicked out of bed as not allowed back into it :D She woke up before he did, went to the bathroom and put on a full face of makeup, and then tried to get back into the bed. He wasn't having any of it though! I don't blame him to be honest, one time she stayed over at mine and the next morning the pillowcases were smeared orange from her foundation :mad:


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  • #22
    Yourself
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 341 ✭✭Yourself


    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    My whispering eye.

    No I drank it all. You come here. I need refill. I promies not to kick you out of the bed for your micro bacteria.

    ...and full access to the whispering eye? ;) Wont count as girl number two but twice I guess... Im on my way!


  • #23
    Yourself
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 341 ✭✭Yourself


    Fishie wrote: »
    One of my friends wasn't so much kicked out of bed as not allowed back into it :D She woke up before he did, went to the bathroom and put on a full face of makeup, and then tried to get back into the bed. He wasn't having any of it though! I don't blame him to be honest, one time she stayed over at mine and the next morning the pillowcases were smeared orange from her foundation :mad:

    I think I know her! why didnt he just get her to go on top?! :confused:


  • #24
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    hormone levels reaching dangerous proportions...


  • #25
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Yes. Apparently I'm a blanket stealer


  • #26
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    An ex kicked me out for giving her a nosebleed

    It was her fault really, she was afraid of snakes and I made this hissing noise and she punched me in the crotch (!) and on reflex I lunged forward and smacked her a headbutt

    It was pure reflex but even if it wasn't....


  • #27
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I kicked my brother out of bed a few times... we had bunk beds as kids & I was pissed off that I had the bottom bunk. So, a couple of times, I waited till he was asleep, then I pushed the underside of his mattress up with me feet, causing him to fall out with a huge thump onto the floor.

    My parents eventually made us swap bunks as it was too dangerous for him to be on the top one as he was always falling out of the bed when he was asleep.

    I must tell him some day that it was me all along!


  • #28
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I kicked out my wife once in my sleep. Must have been dreaming about football or karate.


  • #29
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Myself and the other half respect each other to be throwing each other out. We dont believe in sex before marriage and after ten years together in October are probably the happyist couple on the street. If things start to get out of control we have a saying " What would god do ?" Its the same lesson I will be teaching my two year old when he grows old.


  • #30
    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    Yourself wrote: »
    I think I know her!

    I doubt it's the same girl, given the amount of orange faces around Dublin there's no way she's the only girl it's happened to! Either that or a lot of people have orange-streaked pillows


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  • #31
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Fishie wrote: »
    I doubt it's the same girl, given the amount of orange faces around Dublin there's no way she's the only girl it's happened to! Either that or a lot of people have orange-streaked pillows
    fact.


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