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Go For It?...

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  • #32
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,944 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Brendog wrote: »

    they are the same age as me 18-19-20


    I saw them in my local on friday so just wondering if I see the one whos been winking at me, should I make a move

    Are you sure? have you seeing passport etc that shows her age? 15/16 year old girls can get served easily in pubs especially when they look older.


  • #33
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    fakearms123 wrote: »
    Dude she is totally frothing at the gash for ye!!!

    Common mistake fakearms123, that is actually the foam generated by the thrush cream on warm evenings - it does not taste pleasant. On that note though, it may be worth chancing anyway, some girls use natural yoghurt which is much more palatable, especially if you remember to bring your own honey.


  • #34
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Maybe she has tourettes and she's twitching, not winking, at you?


  • #35
    Feeona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Kello, hi ham ha hot catalan girl. Hi ham studying the eenglish here hand hi have ha problem weeth ha dirty old boy. He theenks hi was blowing keeses hat him when i was hattacked by wasp. Now he wants mee to go in his helicopter.

    What hi should doo - should hi call poleece - he his not nice hand he sweats.

    Your accent is perfect!


  • #36
    FruitLover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Brendog wrote: »
    has winked at me, blown kiss at me and has just been generally provocative ... shes tanned, blonde with a slim figure
    ...
    what should I do?

    If you can't figure this one out on your own, you need to call the Gay-Police and have them bring you in for questioning :rolleyes:


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  • #37
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Ask yourself what would Jake do in this situation?


  • #38
    Tender Hoop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 167 ✭✭Tender Hoop


    fcuk the **** out of her and ask questions later


  • #39
    Nodster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Nodster


    Get in their sunshine - her auld fella might own a bar overlooking a greyhound track :P


  • #40
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Dont ask on AH :D


  • #41
    billymitchell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    I heard she already has a boyfriend who wears a leather jacket :(


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  • #42
    Bob the Seducer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Ask yourself what would Jake do in this situation?

    Make up a story about how he beat up an old man for bothering him while he was chatting up three Spanish girls who were definitely up for it.


  • #43
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Go for it OP, you're as young as you feel.

    In this case, it's 16.


  • #44
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    Dr. Feelgood wrote: »
    You did the right thing by running home and posting on an internet forum.






    Post of the day much?










    nah but seriously lads I'm not gonna go for it. I have a girlfriend.........but thanks for the advice:D:D:D


  • #45
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Brendog wrote: »
    Post of the day much?










    nah but seriously lads I'm not gonna go for it. I have a girlfriend.........but thanks for the advice:D:D:D


    You could have said that at the fcuking start.-_-


  • #46
    Motley Crue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    Brendog wrote: »
    The last 3 times I've seen them, the oldest one has winked at me, blown kiss at me and has just been generally provocative ... shes tanned, blonde with a slim figure...

    A few years ago, in Spain, I went on holiday to this villa where the only girl around my age was working in a newsagent. For some reason, and before I knew this girl was there, I felt it might be a good idea to buy some illicit photographic material...I was 16, hormones and all, what can I say....

    ....anyway the girl either found this a turn on or the Spanish are just a lot more sexual then we are as a nation because the next thing I know she's asking me if I'd like a blowjob instead of buying this mag. I taught she was joking so I said yes. And by the end of the week she'd went all the way.:D

    So, in retrospect OP, I'd be careful - but if you don't have a partner, which you already said you do - I might have gone for it. Then, there is now the age gap, and that was more the 16yr old in me talking. Hormones, what can I say....


  • #47
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Ask yourself what would Jake do in this situation?

    he'd go on about he he banged all of'em while his mate Ray fapped to it...


  • #48
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    The age of consent is 13, she could probably teach you a thing or two!


  • #49
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    'mis cojones estan muy frio, puede calentarlos con su lengua?' - never fails


  • #50
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    R_H_C_P wrote: »
    Are you sure? have you seeing passport etc that shows her age? 15/16 year old girls can get served easily in pubs especially when they look older.

    Fack that. Just roast the pipes off her. That'll teach her.


  • #51
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    The age of consent is 13, she could probably teach you a thing or two!

    There was a young name named Ray..........


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  • #52
    P_1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    That was quite the glaring omission now OP.


  • #53
    Gage Tasty Trombone
    Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭ Gage Tasty Trombone


    aww op you have upset a lot of people here they were getting their hopes up that you would get some and then live vicariously through your experience( most of them dont leave their screens let alone the house )


  • #54
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    saw her again today....









    I'm gonna go for it!


  • #55
    Big Knox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,315 ✭✭✭Big Knox


    Brendog wrote: »
    saw her again today....









    I'm gonna go for it!

    If by go for it you mean take a mental picture, run home and wank off in your room while hysterically crying and trying to imagine what it would feel like before going back to your imaginary girlfriend then best of luck!!


  • #56
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    Brendog wrote: »
    saw her again today....









    I'm gonna go for it!

    I wonder is your gf on boards? Now that would be class...


  • #57
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Brendog wrote: »
    saw her again today....









    I'm gonna go for it!

    Be sure to text ur girlfriend 5 minutes before hand telling her she's dumped, then turn off your phone. After you've finished with the Spanish bird ring your girlfriend begging her to take you back.


  • #58
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    Now this is what the internet was made for...


  • #59
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Brendog wrote: »
    saw her again today....









    I'm gonna go for it!

    Your real name isn't Larry by any chance?


  • #60
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Kello, hi ham hot catalan girl. Hi ham traumatised, han hoor hago, hi was hattacked by sweaty hold boy weet kellycopter. He try to do sexytime weet me, boot hi hescape cause he too small weet kis weeley. Hi go poleece now.


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  • #61
    General Zod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Kello, hi ham hot catalan girl. Hi ham traumatised, han hoor hago, hi was hattacked by sweaty hold boy weet kellycopter. He try to do sexytime weet me, boot hi hescape cause he too small weet kis weeley. Hi go poleece now.

    Manuel? Basil was looking for you.


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