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When I'm sober I wouldn't...

  • 27-06-2010 03:54AM
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭


    When I'm sober I wouldn't but when I'm drunk I would..


    Eat a Supermacs.
    Dance like it's 1980.
    Piss in a toilet at the same time as someone else.
    Get evicted.
    Fall in a canal and end up in hospital.
    Goto a casino.
    Rape.
    Forget how I broke a bone.
    Crowd surf.
    Think it was a good idea to drink on a roof.
    Play guitar in front of a full room.
    Ring my mother at 4am.
    Ring anyone else at 4am.


    Great thing the old alcohol.. What would we do without it.


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  • #2
    F1ngers
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,314 Mod ✭✭✭✭F1ngers


    Ads by Google wrote: »
    When I'm sober I wouldn't but when I'm drunk I would..



    Rape.



    Great thing the old alcohol.. What would we do without it.

    I'd stay a bajillion miles away from alcohol if I were you...


  • #3
    Lurching
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Lurching


    Ads by Google wrote: »
    When I'm sober I wouldn't but when I'm drunk I would..

    Piss in a toilet at the same time as someone else.

    Great thing the old alcohol.. What would we do without it.

    Fancy explaining this one? sounds a touch dodgy.


  • #4
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Ads by Google wrote: »

    Piss in a toilet at the same time as someone else.

    I hope you're not a woman.
    Ads by Google wrote: »

    Rape.

    I hope you are a woman.
    And hot too.

    My number is 0857****** ;)


  • #5
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,860 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Lurching wrote: »
    Fancy explaining this one? sounds a touch dodgy.

    A bit of the good old community pissing. Just a few guys pissing in the same pot. You wouldnt do it sober, no.


  • #6
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Ads by Google wrote: »
    When I'm sober I wouldn't but when I'm drunk I would..


    Ring my mother at 4am.



    Great thing the old alcohol.. What would we do without it.


    Does she read ya a bedtime story, help ya off to sleeps!!!
    Little mammy's boy.


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  • #7
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Why would anyone ring their mother at 4am?

    I seem to have fallen down a well and can't get out mammy, please help me.


  • #8
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    Why would anyone ring their mother at 4am?

    I seem to have fallen down a well and can't get out mammy, please help me.

    hello Mammy.........its me..........yes Im fine, no Im not at the police station again........yes I know you worry,............no Im not, Im fine.........yes of course Im eating properly...........just a question


    how do you get blood and vomit out of a lambswool sweater?


  • #9
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    try to eliminate items #7,#8, and 10. then call.


  • #10
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Try to elaborate on items #7,#8, and 10. Then call.



    Preferably with a hefty spoonful of dijon mustard.


  • #11
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Ads by Google wrote: »
    When I'm sober I wouldn't but when I'm drunk I would..


    Eat a Supermacs.
    Dance like it's 1980.
    Piss in a toilet at the same time as someone else.
    Get evicted.
    Fall in a canal and end up in hospital.
    Goto a casino.
    Rape.
    Forget how I broke a bone.
    Crowd surf.
    Think it was a good idea to drink on a roof.
    Play guitar in front of a full room.
    Ring my mother at 4am.
    Ring anyone else at 4am.


    Great thing the old alcohol.. What would we do without it.

    Sounds like you need a Hand Banana!



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  • #12
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    ...find Jerry Springer quite as entertaining at 7:14 in the morning after no sleep. :eek: Why am I doing this to myself?!.. but I can't look away..





    ..:(:pac:


  • #13
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    quick! cover your eyes!
    arghh... too late.:(


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