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The Grapevine (OFF TOPIC CHAT)
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I remember a german friend telling me that her ex bf, used to schedule intimacy in his palm pilot under her full name.
And would refuse point blank to deviate from the timetable. :eek:
Every stereotype starts from a grain of truth somewhere :P
:eek:
I used to live with a german dude and he was very much up at same time every day, shower at same unearthly hour every morning etc, then his girlfriend moved in, now that you mention it, think he could have had a palm pilot too :pac:
Still you appreciate their order when you're over there and public transport is so easy.
First time I was over there I missed the train connections and was trying to get help at the info desk, the girl was just so so puzzled, but why, why are you late
I openly admit I have truly awful and embarrassing taste in music.
Elvis is my real favorite ever. /flashes shiney distracting object!
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just LOL, I laughed loudly, thank got I am alone here!:eek:
I used to live with a german dude and he was very much up at same time every day, shower at same unearthly hour every morning etc, then his girlfriend moved in, now that you mention it, think he could have had a palm pilot too :pac:
Still you appreciate their order when you're over there and public transport is so easy.
First time I was over there I missed the train connections and was trying to get help at the info desk, the girl was just so so puzzled, but why, why are you late
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I used to live with a german dude and he was very much up at same time every day, shower at same unearthly hour every morning etc, then his girlfriend moved in, now that you mention it, think he could have had a palm pilot too :pac:
Still you appreciate their order when you're over there and public transport is so easy.
First time I was over there I missed the train connections and was trying to get help at the info desk, the girl was just so so puzzled, but why, why are you late
LOL!
I run on Culchie time, I get really upset if something leaves before it is at least 15 minutes late. There is an unwritten rule for christsake!0 -
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but why? Why were you late?
Why would a plane be late, it was you :mad:
Nothing we can do for you.
they are all super serious working hard people and I'm the fonz, oh well.
I still don't know how to turn off these lights, heeeelp meeee
heh, telling people to be there an hour before you want them to be there..so they are just on time. My mopther cares not for our mortal linear timeline. You wait for her and that is it.
But mothers are special, like she walked into schuh with a blank piece of paper saying it was a receipt for shoes she got there a year ago and was charged twice the price, how she walked out of the shop with over a 100e I'll never know. anyway yeah, i change teh clocks in the house so that we leave on time...oh I'm onto you paul, it's an hour early, gotcha.../has secretly changed it to 2 hours early.
oh do they heh heh, that's meath for you heh heh heh0 -
why would you trick yourself with the clocks, that doesn't work, I would just not forget that I had changed it and would constantly be saying but it's really w/e time.
Drives me mad when the clock goes back/forward though and my mother for agessss afterwards starts with the..but it's really only such a time.
what! only mothers can get away with stuff like that, that's like my sister holding any old card the other day getting on the bus when she forgot her student card.
It's just my mother that gives us the rep though, it's painful all the slagging we get, it gets so bad that any time there is a big family meal or something they always tell our family an earlier time than everyone else
By now though we've adjusted for that and it's even worse :pac:0 -
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Not tricking myself silly, tricking mother so that she will bring me places on time. Not that that is a prob anymore. She gets away with anything, like haggling in every shop...or if I'm like, 'but they said I can't do that' in the shop/government building..she just rings them and goes..that's grand go in now and they'll do whatever you want
She rang social welfare there today and made them back date a bit for me and reopen my file as I didn't go back in over seven days. Oh she just needs girly charm. It's diff for guys...although I'm sure it makes passports come quicker. Lmao at the meal thing, same thing I do to my mother.0 -
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god yes and dare I try to redeem myself or question it without her making me look like a sulking teenager :mad:
Love how she waits till she has an audience before commenting on something.
Least she got them! I got a lot of stuff from an older cousin who got that stuff from an older cousin again :pac:
Anyway I've been avoiding all that for a long time now
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Jeez should have learned by now, just ignore them and wander off, all for the best. Unless she is in, I wish <brother> were like paul mode, I can stick around a little. we all get our turn at that tho. Hate the audience thing, oh that embarrassing thing with my trouser dow...-_-
:pac:
Least you got nicer boy clothes probably
I had a bowl haircut for god sake!
Yeah like a couple of years, you old thing0 -
haha actually I'm the good one that way, if it was 'los' now, wouldn't have to worry about her etc, my sis is the one that does daft stuff like get on the wrong bus and end up nowhere near the airport when she has a flight to catch >_>
I'm so sensible me
Why you assumed it was boy cousins I was talking about, it wasn't! Although I did posess quite an amount of dunagrees in my time.
Four long years, shuup.0 -
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aw look at you awwwwh, but now you aren't mammies special little girl.haha actually I'm the good one that way, if it was 'los' now, wouldn't have to worry about her etc, my sis is the one that does daft stuff like get on the wrong bus and end up nowhere near the airport when she has a flight to catch >_>
I'm so sensible me
Why you assumed it was boy cousins I was talking about, it wasn't! Although I did posess quite an amount of dunagrees in my time.
Four long years, shuup.
Oh, just a guess, didn't realise you needed a girl fit :pac:
oooh pix, how adorable :-phey who want to go with me to Munich for Octoberfest? last two weeks of September.............also beer is Vegan
lol bit randm, how, how much etc. dunno yet, tis a bit off :P0 -
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hey who want to go with me to Munich for Octoberfest? last two weeks of September.............also beer is Vegan
It's on for the whole 2 weeks?
You been before?Tar.Aldarion wrote: »aw look at you awwwwh, but now you aren't mammies special little girl.
Oh, just a guess, didn't realise you needed a girl fit :pac:
oooh pix, how adorable :-p
Now there's the cat, they're all gone down to Kerry to a funeral today, my sis had to stay home to mind the cat >_>
No way.
Do you remember farmer brown crisps?0 -
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haha, why does it need minding, put it outsideIt's on for the whole 2 weeks?
You been before?
Now there's the cat, they're all gone down to Kerry to a funeral today, my sis had to stay home to mind the cat >_>
No way.
Do you remember farmer brown crisps?
It's a cat!
gonna die from cwute awwwwwwwwh awwwwwh
don't see why poeple think you are twins >_>
never heard of those crisps...one more for teh road awwwwh0 -
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Awh poor kitty, can't talk and is scared
you can be a translator, hand on throat there.
there is a door between your garage and house? Wish we had one.
I'm sure your sis doesn't mind not going to a funeral and having a free house >_>
it's cwuttte. awww, how many dungarees you got now and awww, your first purse there, still have the same one ye
if thats what you call unalike I'm dubious as to your claims you dont look like yer sis now. /hmm
/HMMM
/walk f..
figured it out from the name ye -_- lmao at farmer version of tayro(??) man
arent they mints. not enough yet
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song that got me hooked
Alcoholic kind of mood
lose my clothes, lose my lube
cruising for a piece of fun
looking out for number one
different partner every night
so narcotic outta sight
what a gas, what a beautiful ass.
And it all breaks down at the role reversal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me, me.
And it all breaks down at the first rehearsal,
got the muse in my head she's universal,
spinnin' me round she's coming over me, me
Kind of buzz that lasts for days
had some help from insect ways
comes across all shy and coy
just another nancy boy.
Woman man or modern monkey
just another happy junkie
fifty pounds, press my button
going down.
Does his makeup in his room
douse himself with cheap perfume
eyeholes in a paper bag
greatest lay I ever had
kind of guy who mates for life
gotta help him find a wife
we're a couple, when our bodies double.
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feckin cool! have to go outside to mine, where all our kittens lived. great summer raising kittens in there
and do you live near nothing? eek. Course you can, you're the sensible one, we heard you.
Oh, let's say I can...all too well
/photoshop
shore shorearre. whip out the lipstick and sink there
yes I did understand you -_-
haha it's funny when places ahve things that you haven't seen for years, uh where did you get these. that was our garage, beers that no longer exist /mmm
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And that was gig number two so far this week, went well so it did:) Played to a sold out crowd in Whelans and I got myself right up at the stage, so more video footage to enhance and render
Ye veggies been behaving?
More like LOS, you been keeping Tar controlled have you?:pac:0 -
Tar.Aldarion wrote: »Oh do you get the mammy talking to people as if you are not there and telling them embarrassing things...
Ugh My Da does worse, he brags about me and lil sis to EVERYONE. Random shop assistants have to listen to lectures on my lovly girliness.
He gotta hold of this pic of us on a keyring, and these poor people....Know what I look like.
/dies shame!I'm so sensible me
Really? :P Big sis?hey who want to go with me to Munich for Octoberfest? last two weeks of September.............also beer is Vegan
OUH! I have no idea where I'm going to be come september. But I would love if this worked out. I've missed oktoberfest due to crappy circumstances twice already.nooo it's a very sensitive cat, it's mighty scared of the cats next door who bully it, it used not be so bad but now it's afraid to be outside less you're out there with it, comes in and out the garage window which is part of the house but couldn't leave that opened if everyone was gone so it needs a babysitter.
My neighbours have bastard mean cats too.
Technically I have a mini cat army. There are 8 but they are a bunch of hippies and they don't fight back. :rolleyes:0 -
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glad it went well! your friend there too yeah? Where are zee vids of T&S!Master of Nothing wrote: »And that was gig number two so far this week, went well so it did:) Played to a sold out crowd in Whelans and I got myself right up at the stage, so more video footage to enhance and render
Ye veggies been behaving?
More like LOS, you been keeping Tar controlled have you?:pac:
I'ma good boy ^_^
not restrained enough for her own good :pac:Ugh My Da does worse, he brags about me and lil sis to EVERYONE. Random shop assistants have to listen to lectures on my lovly girliness.
He gotta hold of this pic of us on a keyring, and these poor people....Know what I look like.
/dies shame!
Really? :P Big sis?
OUH! I have no idea where I'm going to be come september. But I would love if this worked out. I've missed oktoberfest due to crappy circumstances twice already.
My neighbours have bastard mean cats too.
Technically I have a mini cat army. There are 8 but they are a bunch of hippies and they don't fight back. :rolleyes:
lol at the key ring! look NOWWW. like my mammy.
she's teh tall one yeah. Other is the special one. (dubious)0
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