Funny stuff you used to do in school

We had this really anal bitch of a German teacher. We used to go into her classroom at breaktime and turn the dozens of posters on the wall upside down. She used to flip.

I still find that funny now though!

The same teacher (we REALLY hated her) used to give us an aural class once a week. One time before she came into class, 2 of my friends decided it would be gas to pour some Ribena into the plug hole that she used. When she actually came in and plugged in the stereo, we were all sh*tting it, but no one said a word! We breathed a huge sigh of relief when she didn't get electrocuted.

Looking back, I guess that one wasn't so funny!



(I'm aware I've used the words anal and hole in this post, and that someone will try and turn "aural" into oral)

I am small so I could fit into the locker with some help from my friends, I would hide and just pop out when someone went by frightened the crap out of some girls!!

Removed all the desks from one classroom, and when teacher came walked round the empty space scratching our heads saying "they were here a minute ago"

We had one classroom that had benches type of things. Depending on which teacher we had due into us, we used to sit on the floor,where we'd be hidden, so when the teacher came in,they couldn't see us. Most of them would cop it, but one teacher went off to find the principal to see if he knew where we were. By the time they came into the room a minute later,we were all sitting in our places waiting. The principal thought the teacher was losing the plot!
Same classroom also had a empty wardrobe for some reason. We got one lad to hide in it for about half an hour,told the teacher he was in sick bay. Then he just jumped out in the middle of the class. Was so funny at the time.

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Used to get great laughs out of touching people in inappropriate places and then blaming one of the quiet kids - It was fun until the Dept fired me,

Now I post on Boards and watch pr0n.

This is about when you were a student and not a teacher. Paah.

We use to throw school bags out the fire escape and we thought it was the funniest thing in the world! All seems so juvenile now!

I remember one day the someone broke the handle on the door of the home ec classroom / kitchen and we got locked in with this push-over of a teacher. All hell broke loose and there was food flying everywhere and just utter mayhem. When they did eventually break down the door we were all covered in flour and glass was smashed everywhere.

The best had to be when we found a drunk on the street and brought him up to the classroom and told the teacher that he was student from Trinity College to help us with out Maths class as we were doing our Junior at the time. He got up on the desk and start singing another brick in the wall by pink floyd. I'll never forget the teacher face when he was screaming "teacher, leave those kids alone"

Mad times.... I really miss school now I think of it!

We didnt have lockers in our secondary school, so during lunch time all the bags were thrown in piles outside some of the main buildings. So some people used to tie them all together in proper black knots. Picture 50+ students all late for class trying to pull their bags apart...quite funny really.

Also something which wasnt really funny at the time, more a way of life, was that there was a black market for tennis balls in our school. We were in a CBS so handball was really popular, so you could make good money by robbing a tennis ball from someone playing handball (usually gullible 1st/2nd years...dont judge me, it was the way it was done, who was I to question it!) and then skin the tennis balls using a compass and sell for 50p. More weird than funny I suppose! You would have to demonstrate the hop of the ball and everything, the better the bounce the more it was worth. Awesome way to make your lunch money during small break.

Most of our teachers were short, so when they pissed us off we would take the whiteboard markers and put them on top of the board before class.
Worked really well until one day we did it to our sound out maths teacher to see what he would do. He was pretty short, so he picked up a massive ruler and knocked them down. Then when one of the lads got up to go to the toilet, he took his bags, book and jacket and put them on top of the press.

FearDark wrote: »

I know a guy who had used tampons poured into his bag sticking to every book and copy in his bag. The smell when he opened the bag was unbelieveable, think of the dirtiest whore youve been with and multiply that smell x1000 and you've an idea.

Brilliant fun, but I suppose it would be a little unacceptable if you did that to a work collegue now :rolleyes: **** "the man"!

:eek: That's disgusting

Unique User Name wrote: »

We would turn peoples bags inside out. I don't know why it really doesn't seem so funny now.

We would also tie peoples shoelaces together without them noticing so when they stood up they'd fall over Thats prob why I never buy shoes that have laces in them anymore

Were you a coolminer?

Another craze was running around drawing knobs on peoples bags with chalk.
"Haha, you got knobbed"
It's not at all funny in hindsight.

Ah the schooldays.My dog used to follow me to school every day,he knew he'd get a choice of 100's of half eaten sambo's thrown on the ground.All the students loved him even some of the teachers but a couple of them hated him! We used to have 9 classes a day in blocks of 3,we'd Irish 1st the teacher actually brought him nto the class,German next and she didnt mind him being there,he used to just lie beside me.But we had Business studies next and our teacher hated him! Anyways we decided to trykeep the dog in the room so built up a big fortress for the dog to hide in.Wouldnt you know the one day of the year the teacher came around desk to desk checking the homework!
Queue 3 days suspension.

The tinfoil ball fights were the best though,except when you got hit with a jam ball or a ball with half a sandwich sticking out of it!