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My first "blowjob"

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,013 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Once, about 4 years ago. Regularly on the roads around Dublin late night/early mornings, would have expected it to be more to be honest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,448 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    Constantly. I clearly look untrustworthy*. And my car (Fiat Panda 100 - boyracer yet obscure at the same time) is even more untrustworthy. I've been blipped twice in the same journey - checkpoint at the then Lucan traffic lights and outside Lidl Maynooth (still a common location)

    I'd be surprised if there someone in Ireland thats done more breath tests than me that doesn't own a Civic or Starlet/Glanza and isn't over the age of 17!

    * I do also have a habit of driving (sober!) back from nightclubs and parties at 3-6am.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,950 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    One the roads about 6 years and never been breathalysed and I'd drive at obscure times because of work patterns and also my insomnia. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,466 ✭✭✭h3000


    sudo911 wrote: »
    Once before, but couldnt keep blowing to take a reading... have asthma and once I produced my inhaler - was sent on my way! :rolleyes:


    [rant]I suffer from asthma quite badly but never had a problem blowing into the breathalyser. I think the "I have asthma" excuse is used a bit too often.[/rant]

    BTW: Twice in eleven years driving.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 undergroundeye


    I was back in ireland for a month last year. I was breathalysed twice, (once in Cork City and again just outside a small village on the way to West Cork) also in the car when my friend was breathalysed.
    I'm all for it:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,306 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Valentines day last year was the only time.



    Breathalyser like..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,088 ✭✭✭sean1141


    got tested 3 times in the space of half an hour by the same guard in portlaoise one night after it was brought in first. got tested twice more after that i think. havent been tested in years now but then again i was doing bouncing for a good while and the guards would know ya!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Duckjob




    Never been breathalized in over 15 yrs driving.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 940 ✭✭✭JamBur


    I was only thinking about this myself recently. I've never even been asked for my license in Ireland, never mind breathalysed, in 11 years of driving. I spent 2 years in Romania and had my license checked there about 4 or 5 times and I was breathalysed twice.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,965 ✭✭✭trout


    I'm 20 years driving, never been breathalysed, even when I was working odd hours, late nights, and weekends ... well over 20K some years.

    Stopped for tax/insurance checks at least once a year.

    Speed traps at least once a month.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭cjmcork


    I drive from Cork to Dublin twice a week (for the past 2 + years), so have done over 80k kms in the past 2 years.............and never once been stopped, been on the road for the past 12 years.........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,102 ✭✭✭johndaman66


    I find it hilarious though. Town I lived in most of my life - between 12-1 if you wandered around the town on a fri/sat night, there wouldn't be a parking space to hand(12 pubs or so over a mile stretch). Go out again at 4, there's about 15-20 cars max in the town. Ridiculous tbh

    Thats something I have pondered about also once or twice as such is the scenario in my own local town also, albeit with a lot more pubs. Strange thing is you would seldom see people ordering a soft drink in the bars. It just doesn't really add up to me either.

    Have being breath tested 3 times in over eight years of driving at over 20k miles per annum and would be on the road late in evenings/ at night at weekends quite a lot from time to time. Could understand how it would be impossible for somebody with asthma to provide a specimen...it was tough going for me to get that beep!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25 shamrock105


    never personally but i do know a friend of a friend who, when the garda reached out with the breathalyser, sucked on it.

    moron


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,414 ✭✭✭Tefral


    8 Years driving and havent been tested.

    I always get waved through, guess of all things "boyracer" cars arent seen as "drunkin drivers"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,653 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    I work in a certain place 12 miles or so from the border and over 90% of northerners who come in have driven down, and drive home after drinking all night. I've seen it for over 12 years and none of them seem to ever have been stopped.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,756 ✭✭✭CR 7


    Twice in 4 years. Both the same night, in the same town, about 45 seconds apart, second garda didn't believe me when i said i'd already done it, even though i assume they knew about the other checkpoint. Both results zero of course. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,636 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    stopped 3 times to have it done but only did it twice. third time was 5 mins after second time and said I'd just done it and got let off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,789 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    There seems to be a pattern emerging:

    - nobody seems to have an issue with being tested
    - nobody seems to have been tested with the frequency you would expect, considering their amount of driving.

    Yet
    An average of 250 drivers are arrested each week for driving while under the influence of an intoxicant in the Republic of Ireland
    http://www.rte.ie/news/features/roadsafety/roadsafetyissues.html

    So, how many thousands are there every day, driving around drunk undedected?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭freighter


    I was about 10 years ago in leitrim. I was over the limit only slightly. They took me to the station where i blew in to the big machine and i passed on it. Needless to say i never drove again after drink and never will..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,273 ✭✭✭✭Eoin


    I think I've only been tested once. I tend to end up driving quite a lot over Christmas and other times when they supposedly increase checkpoints, so I'm surprised I haven't been tested more often.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,173 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    3 times I think!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,957 ✭✭✭Hooch


    Just so ye know.....each Traffic member in the country on average breath tests between 50 -100 motorists....each day.

    MAT checkpoints in each district in the country is done about 8 times on average everyday from morning to night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,569 ✭✭✭Rovi


    30 years driving, never been breathalysed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,153 ✭✭✭blingrhino


    23 years driving - never been tested in this country
    now thats gone and cursed it !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,293 ✭✭✭lau1247


    once since I started driving in 2007.. out just by guinness factory in dub on a sunday afternoon..

    two lanes and only the left side was stopped.. since i don't drink it didn't matter :D

    West Dublin, ☀️ 7.83kWp ⚡5.66 kWp South West, ⚡2.18 kWp North East



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭omerin


    never in 15+ years driving


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    Never been breathalysed in 5 years. Just out of interest, if they were stopping people to breathalyse them, would they also check the whole tax, nct, insurance at the same time?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,957 ✭✭✭Hooch


    Never been breathalysed in 5 years. Just out of interest, if they were stopping people to breathalyse them, would they also check the whole tax, nct, insurance at the same time?

    Yes, generally thats what the checkpoint is for. Checking for rta offences and criminals. Mandatory alcohol testing is an add on for a CP.

    You have have passed through these checkpoints several times....spoke to Gardaí and they never decided to test you. Random and all that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 277 ✭✭CosmicJay


    Breathalyzed today at about 8.40am going to grinds. :D

    0.004 aww yeah.


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