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Chris Kamara misses sending off...

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  • #32
    Spiritoftheseventies
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    Absolutely Brill.


  • #33
    fred funk }{
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,834 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    Legend. It's a brilliant programme and i'v spent many a Saturday afternoon watching it. When Roodney Marsh was on it it was better though.


  • #34
    SantryRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭SantryRed


    How is he a hero for being so unprofessional? :confused:

    As much as I hate RTE if George Hamilton had of done that almost everyone on here would be saying how much of a joke RTE are and how unprofessional they are.


  • #35
    Paul Tergat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,797 ✭✭✭✭Paul Tergat


    thomond2006 wrote: »
    I hate Merson's stupid laugh. :p

    I hate Merson


    Kamara and Stelling are 2 legends. One of the best things created for TV ever is soccer saturday.


  • #36
    Le King
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭Le King


    I love Kammy, love his reactions. Great entertainment that lad.


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  • #37
    Sherifu
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    Kammy :D:D:D


  • #38
    Johner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,625 ✭✭✭✭Johner


    Boskowski wrote: »
    Haha I got news for you. It is the worst program in the world. How anyone can watch this is beyond me.
    I remember the day I learned about it's existance. I was like WTF???

    Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game says otherwise.

    Current Rules:

    - Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
    - Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
    - Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be
    imbibed during this period.
    - Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
    - Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
    - In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
    - Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
    - Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
    - Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
    - Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
    - Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
    - Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
    - Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
    - Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
    - Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
    - Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
    - Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
    - Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
    - Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
    - Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
    - Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
    - Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
    - Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
    - Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
    - Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager
    - Whenever the Gareth Barry affair/scandal is mentioned :- shot of jager
    - Whenever a James Brown related joke is made :- Last person to sing 'I feel good' must down drink
    - Whenever the James Brown statue dances :- Last person to dance along must have shot of tequila.
    - Anytime anyone mentions United missing Ronaldo or Tevez:- 1 shot of Portuguese / Argie Firewater.
    - Any talk of Man City 'buying the title':- down your beer.


  • #39
    Onecoolcookie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,159 ✭✭✭Onecoolcookie


    Absolutely brilliant :D You've got to love Kammy, the look on his face was priceless !


  • #40
    Boskowski
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,361 ✭✭✭Boskowski


    Johner wrote: »
    Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game says otherwise.

    Current Rules:

    ... beer.

    excellent. How do i get invited? :-)


  • #41
    monkey9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    Johner wrote: »
    Jeff Stelling's Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game says otherwise.

    Current Rules:

    - Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
    - Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
    - Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be
    imbibed during this period.
    - Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
    - Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
    - In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
    - Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
    - Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
    - Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
    - Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
    - Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
    - Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
    - Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
    - Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
    - Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
    - Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
    - Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
    - Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
    - Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
    - Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
    - Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
    - Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
    - Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
    - Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
    - Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager
    - Whenever the Gareth Barry affair/scandal is mentioned :- shot of jager
    - Whenever a James Brown related joke is made :- Last person to sing 'I feel good' must down drink
    - Whenever the James Brown statue dances :- Last person to dance along must have shot of tequila.
    - Anytime anyone mentions United missing Ronaldo or Tevez:- 1 shot of Portuguese / Argie Firewater.
    - Any talk of Man City 'buying the title':- down your beer.

    Love the idea behind this, but how the hell are you supposed to remember all this in the heat of the action. Even if you have it all written there before you!!!


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  • #42
    Sir Oxman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    SantryRed wrote: »
    How is he a hero for being so unprofessional? :confused:

    As much as I hate RTE if George Hamilton had of done that almost everyone on here would be saying how much of a joke RTE are and how unprofessional they are.


    God man, lighten up.


  • #43
    Spiritoftheseventies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    SantryRed wrote: »
    How is he a hero for being so unprofessional? :confused:

    As much as I hate RTE if George Hamilton had of done that almost everyone on here would be saying how much of a joke RTE are and how unprofessional they are.
    Missing the point Santry. Jeff Stelling handled it brilliantly. Terrific tv.


  • #44
    JPA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,838 ✭✭✭✭JPA


    I have known about that drinking game for some time, never partaken.
    I would be hospitalized.


  • #45
    Neil3030
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,154 ✭✭✭✭Neil3030


    LOL!! That sums up the beauty of Gillette Soccer Saturday. A bunch of former players watching matches (which you can see none of) giving periodically muddled updates should never have gotten past the first stage of production vetoing, yet it's gone on to become one of Sky Sports' flagship shows. And then there you have a guy essentially not doing his job, yet in the process rendering himself indispensably popular.

    Johnny Phillips is probably ripping up a River Island suit in a hissy fit watching that.


  • #46
    Gillington
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    Neil3030 wrote: »
    LOL!! That sums up the beauty of Gillette Soccer Saturday. A bunch of former players watching matches (which you can see none of) giving periodically muddled updates should never have gotten past the first stage of production vetoing, yet it's gone on to become one of Sky Sports' flagship shows. And then there you have a guy essentially not doing his job, yet in the process rendering himself indispensably popular.

    Johnny Phillips is probably ripping up a River Island suit in a hissy fit watching that.

    Or else he's just laughing like the rest of us!


  • #47
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,643 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    I just love the idea of him standing there wondering why the sub is taking so long to come on.


  • #48
    8-10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,991 ✭✭✭✭8-10


    SantryRed wrote: »
    How is he a hero for being so unprofessional? :confused:

    As much as I hate RTE if George Hamilton had of done that almost everyone on here would be saying how much of a joke RTE are and how unprofessional they are.

    100% agree. I didn't find it funny at all, WTF was he doing? He has a job to do.


  • #49
    Reganio 2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,732 ✭✭✭Reganio 2


    His job is to be entertaining, and going by the thanks in the 1st post and the fact that post has been the "Post of the day" the past 2 days, I would say he is doing a good job.


  • #50
    Spiritoftheseventies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    8-10 wrote: »
    100% agree. I didn't find it funny at all, WTF was he doing? He has a job to do.
    Everyone slips up. Its been a long season and it provided some light relief for everyone. Again Stelling was absolutely brilliant there.


  • #51
    Pro. F
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,219 ✭✭✭✭Pro. F


    Ha that's hilarious. The look of confusion on Kammy's face is priceless.


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  • #52
    UnitedIrishman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,369 ✭✭✭UnitedIrishman


    Genuinely funny guy. Was watching that live on Saturday when he came on, was brilliant.


  • #53
    evil_seed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,455 ✭✭✭evil_seed


    i was so happy i got to see this live. i always miss the funny stuff. the difference between hamilton and kammy is that kammy is entertaining and doesnt take himself seriously at all. hamilton is facts and figures and pronunciation of foreign players names


  • #54
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    It's not Kamara's job to give 'cutting edge reports', everyone knows what he's about, having a laugh. If you watch Soccer AM, he's often on it tearing around whatever stadium he's at that day and he's in the game with the soccerette, doing singing.


  • #55
    monkey9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    Exactly! People claiming this is unfunny and unprofessional are missing the point of this programme.

    It's football chat and updates as to how the games are going in an informal setting. If you look at the pre match chat, it's like mates in a pub. Jeff get's slagged for his height, Thommo gets slagged over his nose, Merse for not being the brightest, etc

    You could say Jeff is unprofessional in the way he reacts to a goal scored in Hartlepool's matches. But who here hasn't got a soft spot for Hartlepool now, cos i know i do. Especially when James Brown scores for them :D

    This footage with Kammy is what the show is about. We still found out what happened, we got a great laugh finding out about it as well.

    I love Soccer Saturday. Long may it continue!!

    UNBELIEVABLE JEFF!!!! :)


  • #56
    Reganio 2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,732 ✭✭✭Reganio 2


    Good ol Jeff is always the man for the one liners :D
    "Daniel Agger has just been booked but what did Agger Do Do Do??"

    When Matt Le Tissier made a comment about a shot being "high, wide and not very handsome. Jeff replied; "A bit like you then Matt"

    When Scottish Team Dalbeattie Star score or win a game he shouts "Oo-Ah-Dalbeattie Star"

    "Snow is forecast over much of the country this weekend, with a Blizzard at Stockport.........and he's put them in front against Hereford". (referring to Stockport player Dominic Blizzard)


  • #57
    CR 7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,751 ✭✭✭CR 7


    monkey9 wrote: »

    You could say Jeff is unprofessional in the way he reacts to a goal scored in Hartlepool's matches. But who here hasn't got a soft spot for Hartlepool now, cos i know i do. Especially when James Brown scores for them :D

    :D


  • #58
    Reganio 2
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    Micheal Gash scored for Ebbsfleet hehe


  • #59
    v3ttel
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    This should really be marked as NSFW, because you will wet yourself laughing and people will think you're crazy!


  • #60
    FUNKY LOVER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 905 ✭✭✭FUNKY LOVER


    i hate that show,typical english cocky %$£^s like merson,and the jokes are so fake and the laughter always forced,because most of the stuff isnt funny to begin with,oh and clueless analysis,phil thompson i rest my case:rolleyes:


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  • #61
    IvySlayer
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    FUNKY LOVER wrote: »
    i hate that show,typical english cocky %$£^s like merson,and the jokes are so fake and the laughter always forced,because most of the stuff isnt funny to begin with,oh and clueless analysis,phil thompson i rest my case:rolleyes:

    Don't watch it then.

    Honestly, just avoid it instead of moaning about in threads about GSS.


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