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  • 22-03-2010 08:39PM
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I totally agree with your sentiment Sarky, well formulated. Your mother would be proud.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ha! I've trapped you in my square brackets!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Toilet paper rewinding machine
    A machine used to rewind toilet paper from partial toilet paper rolls and make a single large toilet paper roll. The machine includes a pivotally mounted unwinding spool and a take-up spool mounted both horizontally over a platform. The take-up spool includes at least one plunger that extends outward from its outer surface to selectively engage the inside paper core commonly used on a roll of toilet paper roll. The take-up spool is coupled to an electric motor that rotates the take-up spool. A spring is disposed between the unwinding spool and the take-up spool to reduce tension of the toilet paper as it is rewound. During use, two partially used toilet paper rolls are placed on the take-up spool and the unwinding spool. The loose ends of paper on the partial rolls are loosely over lapped and wrapped on the take-up spool. The electric motor is then activated to wind the toilet paper from the unwinding spool onto the take-up spool.
    http://www.freepatentsonline.com/7644884.html


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    gary-busey-evicted.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Sarky wrote: »
    Ha! I've trapped you in my square brackets!
    Oh no!

    somebody help

    please

    he's a crazy lunatic!


    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    myyyyyyyyyyyy

    Vest, see my vest,
    Made from real gorilla chest,
    Feel this sweater, there's no better,
    Than authentic Irish setter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Aha!
    ~~~



    ~~~
    I escaped!

    Your brackets are useless against my teleportation powers, muahahaha!
    Beam me up scotty!

    BZZZZZZZZZZ


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


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    Oops.

    Did I just capture Gary Busey?! :eek:

    At least he'll have Matt and Fago to keep him company :P


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