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Relationships vs On The Pull

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  • #182
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    :eek:
    Wait till you're about to turn 30-then come talk to me bout having a crisis cos of your age:(

    Luckily when I turn 30, I will be allowed to screw college girls! :D

    I'm young enough now and I can't get over the thoughts of older wimmins....when I get old I know I am gonna be that perv who screws 20 year olds! :D


  • #183
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    yeah but it's fun getting it standing back to attention too when that happens;)..

    It is indeed ;)

    I'd imagine it must feel quite nice for a woman to put something warm and soft in their mouth and then just by using a little saliva and blowing with your lips positioned right and your tongue kept low, you can make it come out four times the size it went in.

    Hubba Bubba was always my favourite bubble gum ;)


  • #184
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    It is indeed ;)

    I'd imagine it must feel quite nice for a woman to put something warm and soft in their mouth and then just by using a little saliva and blowing with your lips positioned right and your tongue kept low, you can make it come out four times the size it went in.

    Hubba Bubba was always my favourite bubble gum ;)

    ya i love blowing balloons up alright:p


  • #185
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Abitar wrote: »
    Gizza shout when that happens, lets make it go out with a bang ;)

    :

    I'm hoping I can find a Harem for that night! :D


  • #186
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    It is indeed ;)

    I'd imagine it must feel quite nice for a woman to put something warm and soft in their mouth and then just by using a little saliva and blowing with your lips positioned right and your tongue kept low, you can make it come out four times the size it went in.

    Hubba Bubba was always my favourite bubble gum ;)

    OutlawPete, the master of the double entendre :pac:


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  • #187
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Luckily when I turn 30, I will be allowed to screw college girls! :D

    I'm young enough now and I can't get over the thoughts of older wimmins....when I get old I know I am gonna be that perv who screws 20 year olds! :D

    If you're lucky enough:D
    What do you consider"old" btw??


  • #188
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    If you're lucky enough:D
    What do you consider"old" btw??

    Old is very relative for me!

    Like a woman can be 30, but old, by being a boring old biddy who does nothing.

    But a woman can be 55 and young, by just having a laugh with their lives, not sitting at home lamenting getting old.

    It's a state of mind really I think.

    But older than 60 and I doubt I would want to even try! :P


  • #189
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Abitar wrote: »
    Wait till Biggins sees this thread, he'll have a field day 0/

    Ode To The Relationship!

    Aaa... the throws of continuous love
    where in haste there is no other,
    The joy of long relationships
    are the better for a better lover.

    Ye who seek the quickie sought
    will never gain loves thunder,
    The hearts and pulse that do race
    better lovers - bodies asunder.

    Biggins, I, am but mortal
    and the seek the joys of sex,
    but better the one that always returns
    than always looking for the next!

    And so I go to tup my wife
    Amid lifes tunes airing,
    Not with a cold hearted wench
    but with one of deepest caring.

    Biggins! :D


  • #190
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Biggins wrote: »
    Ode To The Relationship!

    Aaa... the throws of continuous love
    where in haste there is no other,
    The joy of long relationships
    are the better for a better lover.

    Ye who seek the quickie sought
    will never gain loves thunder,
    The hearts and pulse that do race
    better lovers - bodies asunder.

    Biggins, I, am but mortal
    and the seek the joys of sex,
    but better the one that always returns
    than always looking for the next!

    And so I go to tup my wife
    Amid lifes tunes airing,
    Not with a cold hearted wench
    but with one of deepest caring.

    Biggins! :D

    Sick. Just sick :mad:


  • #191
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Biggins, I think you just killed my vag :p


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  • #192
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Biggins wrote: »
    Ode To The Relationship!

    Aaa... the throws of continuous love
    where in haste there is no other,
    The joy of long relationships
    are the better for a better lover.

    Ye who seek the quickie sought
    will never gain loves thunder,
    The hearts and pulse that do race
    better lovers - bodies asunder.

    Biggins, I, am but mortal
    and the seek the joys of sex,
    but better the one that always returns
    than always looking for the next!

    And so I go to tup my wife
    Amid lifes tunes airing,
    Not with a cold hearted wench
    but with one of deepest caring.

    Biggins! :D

    Oh, you wanna play that game do you?


    Ode to Stranger Sex.

    Half wasted, she's basted,
    in a strangers bed, she faced it.
    Heavy breaths, shallow depths,
    Our glass slipper, saving debts.

    Roll on, roll off,
    get on, to get off,
    unknown people, unfamiliar faces,
    she travels through strange places.

    Smile on her face, lust on her lips,
    Never has she given her tips.
    Night time rendevous, dark meetings,
    dark places with strange faces.


    Screw relationships! :D


  • #193
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Abitar wrote: »
    Biggins, I think you just killed my vag :p
    :pac:

    I am what I am and just a man
    A being that does lust.
    I seek a heart that loves in kind
    Seeking union in hearts a must.

    Hold still and firm for they will come
    those that seek you heart,
    They are ones whom are different
    They that whom should never depart.

    I do not seek to sap you passion
    but in truth to fire it more,
    If you were my horny wife
    I'd beat my way to your door!


  • #194
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    The last verse was ok :D


  • #195
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    For me it has to be relationship.
    I've been single for years and have had more than my share of "being on the pull"..it just wasnt doing it for me anymore..i always wanted to meet somebody i actually enjoyed hanging out with and spending time with...getting the balance right after being single for so long isnt always easy but i'll get there!


  • #196
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Abitar wrote: »
    Biggins, I think you just killed my vag :p

    That thing could never die.


  • #197
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Abitar wrote: »
    Biggins, I think you just killed my vag :p


    It's fine , it's nearly Easter it will be reborn :pac:


  • #198
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    lonad wrote: »
    It's fine , it's nearly Easter it will be reborn :pac:
    Eggsactly! :D


  • #199
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Fago! wrote: »
    That thing could never die.

    I know. It owns me :(


  • #200
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Abitar wrote: »
    I know. It owns me :(

    ....and me and Tar and at least 79% of boards.ie. :P

    As for me, I have yet to be in a relationship (This is where you go awwwwwwww) but I'm betting it's hella good.



























    I'm so lonely :(


  • #201
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Fago! wrote: »
    ....and me and Tar and at least 79% of boards.ie. :P

    As for me, I have yet to be in a relationship (This is where you go awwwwwwww) but I'm betting it's hella good.



























    I'm so lonely :(


    Aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


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  • #202
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Fago! wrote: »
    ....and me and Tar and at least 79% of boards.ie. :P

    Sharing is caring baby :pac:


  • #203
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Fago! wrote: »
    ....and me and Tar and at least 79% of boards.ie. :P

    As for me, I have yet to be in a relationship (This is where you go awwwwwwww) but I'm betting it's hella good.



















    I'm so lonely :(

    Bro's before Ho's big guy :cool:


  • #204
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    When you are 30+, you have no real option but to pull people younger, there is no other choice tbh.

    Any place I go in Dublin tends to be 10% over 30s and roughly 40% 25-29 with the other 50% being under 25s.

    I read somewhere recently that there are more single people in the 30's now than every before. If that's true, then where do they hope to meet people if they are not out clubbing?

    I see lots of gangs of women in their 30s at concerts all right, are these the single ladies?


  • #205
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    When you are 30+, you have no real option but to pull people younger, there is no other choice tbh.

    Any place I go in Dublin tends to be 10% over 30s and roughly 40% 25-29 with the other 50% being under 25s.

    I read somewhere recently that there are more single people in the 30's now than every before. If that's true, then where do they hope to meet people if they are not out clubbing?

    I see lots of gangs of women in their 30s at concerts all right, are these the single ladies?

    First bold: They are on the internet, looking for their soul mate.

    Second bold: Does it matter if they are single or not? :P


  • #206
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    When you are 30+, you have no real option but to pull people younger, there is no other choice tbh.

    Any place I go in Dublin tends to be 10% over 30s and roughly 40% 25-29 with the other 50% being under 25s.

    I read somewhere recently that there are more single people in the 30's now than every before. If that's true, then where do they hope to meet people if they are not out clubbing?

    I see lots of gangs of women in their 30s at concerts all right, are these the single ladies?

    Perhaps, is this them?

    There aren't many over 30s in clubs at all, but in a lot of pubs there tends to be more people in their 30s than in their 20s. That's in my experience anyway, it obviously just depends where you go.


  • #207
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    minidazzler wrote: »
    First bold: They are on the internet, looking for their hole.
    Fixered.
    Second bold: Does it matter if they are single or not? :P
    Nawshy \0/


  • #208
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Perhaps, is this them?

    That's them.

    For some reason, me feels intimidated approaching them.

    I'll stick to Whelans, I like my over 30's girls in leathers and Metallica T-shirts hanging on to the shreds of their youth, just like me .. :D


  • #209
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    I dunno never really thaught about it :confused:......
    depends on the situation your in and what your looking for wanting and most importanlty is she really flexable :D


  • #210
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Abitar wrote: »
    Fixered.


    Nawshy \0/

    Abi, you are the exception rather than the rule TBH, that is if you are actually female...I am still kinda wary! :P


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  • #211
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    When you are 30+, you have no real option but to pull people younger, there is no other choice tbh.

    Any place I go in Dublin tends to be 10% over 30s and roughly 40% 25-29 with the other 50% being under 25s.

    I read somewhere recently that there are more single people in the 30's now than every before. If that's true, then where do they hope to meet people if they are not out clubbing?

    I see lots of gangs of women in their 30s at concerts all right, are these the single ladies?

    What about pulling people of the same age??
    I'm only 6 months into my 30's-that has just totally depressed me and made me think that maybe i'm now over the hill?? :(:eek:

    Maybe i should just get myself a few cats and treat them like my babies..


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