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  • #1472
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    nope

    can you empty the garbage?


  • #1473
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    could, but i'll let someone else do it

    Was that the wind?


  • #1474
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    No it was the ghost of the curry you ate last night.

    Sarky or Chips?


  • #1475
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    sarky
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCQaZGavNAw



    who's chips?


  • #1476
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Close but no cigar
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP7yZRYfFyY


    Why aren't you bisexual?


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  • #1477
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    don't want that attention

    can you relax?


  • #1478
    edgesgirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭edgesgirl


    I can when I have the time

    What colour is red?


  • #1479
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    edgesgirl wrote: »
    I can when I have the time

    What colour is red?

    Definitly not blue. I made that mistake. Still have the scars.

    Yeah?


  • #1480
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Sure.

    We know two wrongs don't make a right, but what about three rights?


  • #1481
    445279.ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,982 ✭✭✭445279.ie


    everyone knows that three is the magic number ;)

    what time is it?


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  • #1482
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    For the love of God give me a minute to find a clock!! Its not like PCs have little clocks in their monitors!! :eek:

    It is now 10-o'-clock. What is it time for?


  • #1483
    445279.ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,982 ✭✭✭445279.ie


    Hammer time!

    whatcha have for dinner?


  • #1484
    RachPie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭RachPie


    Your face, with peas and mashed taters.

    How did you fall off the barn?


  • #1485
    445279.ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,982 ✭✭✭445279.ie


    was pissed

    city or country?


  • #1486
    RachPie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭RachPie


    Anywhere as long as there's gin

    How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?


  • #1487
    445279.ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,982 ✭✭✭445279.ie


    5

    who killed J.R.?


  • #1488
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    I did

    Why do sheep look like clouds?


  • #1489
    twistedsoul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 184 ✭✭twistedsoul


    cause they smell

    who is someone?


  • #1490
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh, just this guy, you know?

    Should I troll Facebook again?


  • #1491
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    yes, certainly - take your time..

    When will the calla lilies bloom?


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  • #1492
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    December 25th 2521

    How many Hanks does it take to change a light bulb?


  • #1493
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    More than you know, but fewer than you can imagine.

    Apple sauce? I mean, seriously?


  • #1494
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Apple sauce is actually the currency of some countries I believe.

    Why did the chicken cross the road? (kickin it old school!)


  • #1495
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Depends on what you want it changed to-
    I'm not sure Hank could do it at all :confused:


    Do you know how to pony?


  • #1496
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    I generally eat mine with a bit of salad and some bbq sauce.

    Will I ever be president?


  • #1497
    twistedsoul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 184 ✭✭twistedsoul


    no i will

    why are bananas yellow?


  • #1498
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    it's not that they're yellow really. just very very timid.

    Where's the hammer?


  • #1499
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Looking for nail polish

    Why is EARTH called earth when it is over 80% sea:confused:


  • #1500
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Because nobody knew

    Why didn't you tell them?


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  • #1501
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    Because nobody knew

    Why didn't you tell them?

    I went to see these Scientists see to tell them that the sea is much larger than their idea of the sea see,they dismissed me and told me go play on a see-saw son see i said i see your idea of the sea is stupid see seacurity through me out and told me if i came back i would be swimming with the fish's in the sea see

    Why are homeless people called bums by assholes?


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