Share your embarrassing stories here

mr kilo · 15-11-2008 09:40PM #1

Dont be shy................

mr kilo · 15-11-2008 09:43PM

nobody then

Hagar · 15-11-2008 09:58PM

Probably get a better response in AH

Moved.

mr kilo · 15-11-2008 09:59PM

Hagar wrote: »

Probably get a better response in AH

Moved.

whats AH

Quazzie · 15-11-2008 10:00PM

No. No I won't p*ss off ya nosey fecker!!

mr kilo · 15-11-2008 10:02PM

wats up whit you den

its all fun

Hagar · 15-11-2008 10:03PM

mr kilo wrote: »

whats AH

After Hours, the repository of all that is good on the web.

mr kilo · 15-11-2008 10:04PM

cool

connundrum · 15-11-2008 10:05PM

Opening this thread, with my pants down.

/Shame

4zn76tysfajdxp · 15-11-2008 10:06PM

mr kilo wrote: »

whats AH

Not knowing waht AH is? Must be pretty embarassing...Tell us more.

giggsy664 · 15-11-2008 10:09PM

mr kilo wrote: »

whats AH

bah. Tbh IMHO you should know what ah is. Tbh you are retard.

(just kidding)

(but seriously)

connundrum · 15-11-2008 10:15PM

giggsy664 wrote: »

bah. Tbh IMHO you should know what ah is. Tbh you are retard.

(just kidding)

(but seriously)

Lol

(not really)

(end)

pebbles21 · 15-11-2008 10:15PM

mr kilo wrote: »

nobody then

The cold dark winter nights must be very very long down in killorglin!

mr kilo · 15-11-2008 10:17PM

pebbles21 wrote: »

The cold dark winter nights must be very very long down in killorglin!

yep

ironictoaster · 15-11-2008 10:19PM

There was a huge thread about the same topic a while back.

Ann22 · 15-11-2008 10:31PM

I worked with a girl who had horrendous embarrassing stories....but she was a compulsive liar. Unreal the things she'd make up. God help her. Did you ever meet anyone like that, that made up mad ****?

FlutterinBantam · 15-11-2008 11:01PM

Like what??

That she had a box like burst mattress??

Or just that she always took a piss standing up and secretly horsed it into the mens urinals when the place was empty ?

Anything really interesting??

Plug · 15-11-2008 11:07PM

Kicking a girl in the head was my most embarrassing moment.

procter · 16-11-2008 04:39AM

My poo was halfway out my ass, i still had to pull down my trousers. In the process i chopped my poo in half and it dropped on the floor. No one was there but i sensed that the shower curtain was giggling.

af_thefragile · 16-11-2008 04:41AM

Plug wrote: »

Kicking a girl in the head was my most embarrassing moment.

You are my hero!!!

getting kicked by a girl in the head was my most embarrassing moment.

oeb · 16-11-2008 04:47AM

I'm really embarrassed about this. So much so, I feel like posting about it in PI. At the moment, 3 feet away from me, is a really hot, naked woman. But I am so hung up about the ex that I can't bring myself to do something about it and I said "Ohh, one tic, I need to do something on the computer" (about 20 min ago). So now I am posting in AH, cause that's pretty much what everyone does who has nothing better to do than stall for time on the computer =/

I think I am broken.

So, let's hijack this PI style.

Vote please, should I get back in bed and do something about it, or should I stay here on AH like a fag?

af_thefragile · 16-11-2008 04:50AM

stay here on AH.
Women are overrated.

Insect Overlord · 16-11-2008 05:01AM

IBTL... This time of night is rife with embarrassing threads...

FlutterinBantam · 16-11-2008 03:04PM

procter wrote: »

My poo was halfway out my ass, i still had to pull down my trousers. In the process i chopped my poo in half and it dropped on the floor. No one was there but i sensed that the shower curtain was giggling.

"In off the crossbar"is the name for that manouvre.

To get rid of the offending half turd unravel a roll of arse paper to the cardboard core.

Block one end of the cardboard roll with discarded paper .

Align the cardboard core with the offending half turd(oht)and using a quick wrist snap whip the oht into the core and neatly block the other end.

if you have time while you sit and blow out the pipes,rewind the paper onto the roll and stand it on the cistern.

She should be quite high in about two days:cool:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 16-11-2008 03:34PM

oeb wrote: »

I'm really embarrassed about this. So much so, I feel like posting about it in PI. At the moment, 3 feet away from me, is a really hot, naked woman. But I am so hung up about the ex that I can't bring myself to do something about it and I said "Ohh, one tic, I need to do something on the computer" (about 20 min ago). So now I am posting in AH, cause that's pretty much what everyone does who has nothing better to do than stall for time on the computer =/

I think I am broken.

So, let's hijack this PI style.

Vote please, should I get back in bed and do something about it, or should I stay here on AH like a fag?

So what did you do in the end? Did you seize the day or did you seize your cock rigorously when you got home?

InkSlinger67 · 16-11-2008 03:50PM

When I was young I took Viz Top Tips too seriously and actually started to collect my old toenail clippings with the intention of using them to replace missing woodchip wallpaper

.....that was 10 years ago and now I have two coffee tins full of the buggers! On to E-bay I go, wish me luck!

lollsmc · 26-02-2010 02:31PM

I hope you did what was best

poor girl ha

Bonito · 26-02-2010 02:36PM

What sorta embarassing moments

Are you talking about times when you catch your bell end in your zipper and howl like a wolf in the lads jacks in the nightclub?

Or being caught doing something durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty?

Elenxor · 26-02-2010 02:52PM

I was asked to collect a bag of 10.10.20. for a neighbour...

I went into the Hardware and asked if the T.N.T. was ready for me.

The smart alecs behind the counter made a big show of looking for it and shouting to each other

"has anyone got this womans' T.N.T."

I don't go down that street anymore..........

Professey Chin · 26-02-2010 03:20PM

How do new people always discover and resurrect the zombie threads :eek:

jd007 · 26-02-2010 03:21PM

This one time I posted on a thread that was really old.... oh wait.

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