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Common things that are seemingly impossible to find!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    pez refills


    used to always buy the heads....eat all the sweets in an hour and no where sold refills


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I saw that Captain ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 409 ✭✭uncle ernie


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Spud Guns

    got one before xmas in some shop in the swan centre in rathmines


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    a method to silence katherine lynch


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh


    Condoms for the well proportioned gentleman.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 377 ✭✭OI


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Not sure about impossible but a good heart these days can be pretty hard to find.

    Much kudos to you sir


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    aids

    Ive never met anyone with aids


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Fizzle Sticks.
    Seems to be everyone and their mother are looking for them these days..

    Only 'cause Ray Darcy was shíting on about them last week.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,305 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Tayto smokey bacon.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    K-9 wrote: »
    Tayto smokey bacon.

    Fcuking weird, only yesterday I searched for a pack :cool:

    No where, had to buy Rancheros.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,305 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Fcuking weird, only yesterday I searched for a pack :cool:

    No where, had to buy Rancheros.

    Same here! Had to settle for Waffles before that. Both are nice but not the same.

    None in my local Tesco tonight either.

    Sam Spudz ones were nicer though.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    aids

    Ive never met anyone with aids

    Years of phone sex have caught up with me....








    ...I have hearing aids. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a biro when you need just 1!?! When you don't need one you're tripping over 63,564 of them.

    Meeting a girl in a club who's agenda isn't about getting free beer off you and then telling you at the end of the night she has a boyfriend. *SLAP!!*

    Irish TV shows that are funny and not embarrasing.

    Sellotape, sometimes I think this stuff has been dropped from the production line.

    The fùckin' shop down from me never has the food I want to buy but, of course, when I don't need any food they're over-flowed with the stuff!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Need to add:

    A size EUR 44/ 11 in women's shoes! I'm lucky if I can find a pair of men's runners in TK Maxx. Thanks to stupid shoemakers cutting off the sizes at 8, I'm reduced to walking around in godawful imitation Ugg boots simply because they're the only thing that fit my monsterous size 44 feet.

    Granted, mine are black instead of the signature **** brown but I'm so ashamed of the fact I'm wearing Snugg boots (Penneys ripoff) I've scuffed my way through 3 pairs of jeans trying to hide them.

    The shame!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 601 ✭✭✭honeymonster


    someone who likes their job


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Simi


    RJ11 DSL filters. Damn english companies with their BS6312 cack!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,640 ✭✭✭phelixoflaherty


    Old hook shaped can opener


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,189 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Nice soft drinks, they've all mutated into corporate brands or crappy own brand muck. I'm foaming at the mouth for some Tanora.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    someone who likes their job

    Someone who has a job.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    A really Great Thread Lately


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 djlinehan


    the hazel nut glaxey cholate


    they were lovely.

    dj


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,162 ✭✭✭✭Del2005


    McChubbin wrote: »
    Need to add:

    A size EUR 44/ 11 in women's shoes! I'm lucky if I can find a pair of men's runners in TK Maxx. Thanks to stupid shoemakers cutting off the sizes at 8, I'm reduced to walking around in godawful imitation Ugg boots simply because they're the only thing that fit my monsterous size 44 feet.

    Granted, mine are black instead of the signature **** brown but I'm so ashamed of the fact I'm wearing Snugg boots (Penneys ripoff) I've scuffed my way through 3 pairs of jeans trying to hide them.

    The shame!
    Don't think big shoes where ever common.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    KittenSoft two ply shíte paper in 'Petrel peach'

    I'm sick of dropping the blue coloured stuff on my nice 'bunch of lumber'. Whole ambience of the pot is out of kilter... as well as non colour co-ordinated.:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    The center of the toilet when pissing while Drunk


    ahh the laser guidence system is inversly proportional to the amount of alchol consumed.

    Sit down on it... Have the benefit of falling asleep as well. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 120 ✭✭raptorman


    needles in haystacks


    Easily found, Just swiftly stick your hand into the haystack and Murphey's Law dictates that the needle will jammed an inch deep under your nail!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Old hook shaped can opener

    Or any can opener that works I have six can openers and none work properly :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 48 edvedfan


    lucky charms cereal!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    aids

    Ive never met anyone with aids

    Lucky you.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    BluesBerry wrote: »
    Or any can opener that works I have six can openers and none work properly :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    It must be the various manufacturers' collective faults.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Sorry, typo, all they had in Tesco was DVD+d's. Nut that's not the point.

    I asked for blank cd's, and she directed me to dvds. Dvds were not what I was after. I mean, surely I'm not so behind the times that these are no longer available?


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