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  • #1412
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    no....he ran off with CDfm and is creating an interim family before hooking up with you


    Does your hair die at the disco?


  • #1413
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    It dies if it sees that girl hair it went out with last summer.


    What percentage of nesters are eating cabbage right now?


  • #1414
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    2000000000000.66666%

    why no socks homah?


  • #1415
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    he likes to wiggle freely ......


    why is the protected mode always on???


  • #1416
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    joes girls wrote: »
    he likes to wiggle freely ......


    why is the protected mode always on???

    haven't you heard of viruses?:eek::eek::eek:

    why does JG never use protection?


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  • #1417
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    CICERO!!!! really, i dont do the porn sites!!!


    where do i get the add ons???


  • #1418
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    from the vast pool of the unemployed

    why won't this business take itself seriously?


  • #1419
    shakencat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭shakencat


    it should have to in this day and age.

    do you like cheerios?


  • #1420
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    yes
    honey nut

    will lying give the Emperor clothes?


  • #1421
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    no but smoking cigarettes will..

    where do the pink elephants go??


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  • #1422
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    nope no matter how many lies he tells - he's still naked


    If I close my eyes is it the world that goes away or me?


  • #1423
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    But if the world goes don't you go aswell!!!


    should i listen to the chip that's sitting on your plate that's telling me to take it???


  • #1424
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    the choice is chips or daddy!

    how is waterford crystal, thats made in slovakia, called waterford crystal?


  • #1425
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    For the same reason that Danish pastries aren't made in Denmark and Scotch eggs aren't made in Scotland. Why can't I get RTE radio on DAB in London?


  • #1426
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    the world has slid sideways?

    Who wants salt?


  • #1427
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    me please, with a big side order of chunky chips, ketchup and vinegar...


    If cups made cars, would they supply them with human holders?


  • #1428
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    if they don't want them to spill

    what color is blood?


  • #1429
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    it's the color of life

    Why do stars twinkle?


  • #1430
    DERICKOO
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 593 ✭✭✭DERICKOO


    beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.;)


  • #1431
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    So are Disintegrate and Paralyse.

    HURR DURR?


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  • #1432
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Burp!!!


    What does it taste of???


  • #1433
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    soda water...

    If I put a cone on your head would you be a rocket or a carrot?


  • #1434
    Mr NoTV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭Mr NoTV


    I'd be Dolanbaker :-)

    Is the tide in or out?


  • #1435
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    in... no, maybe out... no i think in, but, In what, I don't know...


    When will my chickens come home to roost?


  • #1436
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Er... you ate them. Naughty fox! :P

    Is Tar Aldarion awesome?


  • #1437
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    in more ways than one


    How many days to go?


  • #1438
    xoxyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭xoxyx


    Deki wrote: »
    How many days to go?




    Only a limited amount. And they're going quick so you better get in there!!!

    Why does the word "polyp" sound soooo good?


  • #1439
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Because iron helps us play!

    ????????????


  • #1440
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What do I win?


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  • #1441
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    My admiration and spurms respect.

    What is pear?


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