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Irish plasterer urinated on French loaves in protest at Henry handball

  • 28-01-2010 01:23PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭


    A drunken unemployed plasterer who was found urinating on the French
    loaves section of a large supermarket in protest at the infamous
    handball incident in the France vs Ireland World Cup qualifier, was
    this week given a suspended sentence, fined and bound over to keep the
    peace.

    Frances "Smokie" Larkin, The Meadows, Killareagh, Co Roscommon pleaded
    guilty to the incident at Maher's ValueStore supermarket, Killareagh,
    one week after the match which Ireland controversially drew after the
    French goal was deemed to have scored despite a blatant handball by
    French striker Thierry Henry.

    Staff found the 46-year-old urinating on the Cuisine de France section
    of the bread shelves in Maher's, shouting "this will teach ye, ye
    cheating French bastards," before he was taken away by local gardai.

    Gardai Anthony Flanagan told the court that he had been called to the
    store at 11.15 on the morning of November 25.

    "When I reached the shop, I was informed that Mr Larkin was causing a
    disturbance in the bread section and when I got there, he was
    urinating on the French bread section and stamping on a loaf. I later
    ascertained that the loaves were brioches, a sort of French bread.

    "When he saw me, he tried to run away but I apprehended him and
    grabbed him by the arm. He said 'that's for Thierry Henry, guard. If
    you have any pride in your country, you'll let me go.

    "Then he said 'that'll teach them, the cheating French bastards."

    Addressing the court, Angela Roche, solicitor for the defendant said
    that her client had a problem with drink and that normally he was a
    placcid character.

    "It is when he mixes alcohol with his passion for sport that he gets
    himself into situations like this.

    She said that Mr Larkin had become quite agitated with the result of
    the World Cup match and had worn an "I shot Thierry Henry" t-shirt
    that was made up in a local t-shirt shop," she said.

    In evidence, Mr Larkin apologised to Mahers store and said that he
    "had no axe to grind with them," but that they had been caught up in
    what he said was "friendly fire."

    He said that he wanted to make a grand gesture to show that the Irish
    were not going to take the controversial incident lying down.

    "The French loaf is the symbol of France and so by doing what I did, I
    was standing up for Irish pride," he said.

    Mr Larkin had a previous conviction for setting fire to a tennis club
    shed in his teens, an incident from which he had earned the nickname
    Smokie.

    In his summary, Judge Fergus O'Halloran said that what Mr Larkin had
    done was despicable and was also a threat to public hygiene.

    "You did this without any thought to the consequences for the
    unfortunate shoppers who had to buy that bread.

    "If it was in my power to recommend that you seek help for your
    alcohol addiction, I would do so and also suggest that you take some
    responsibility for your temper and inappropriate behaviour.

    "We cannot have louts like yourself with half-baked ideas about
    national pride carrying out acts like this," he said, before
    sentencing Larkin to six months in jail, suspended on condition he
    doesn't breach the peace for one year, fining him ñ500 and ordering
    him to pay ñ1,000 to Michael Maher for the clean up of the bread shelf
    areas.

    Source


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    ñ1,000

    ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    What an idiot..lets hope he is castrated for the good of all of mankind.

    "standing up for Irish Pride"....boom boom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 Solvo Slep


    "The French loaf is the symbol of France and so by doing what I did, I
    was standing up for Irish pride."

    He doesn't sound clever enough to come up with such an obvious pun. I wonder if he was contracted by the competition?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭xw2lj9uspm1eyh


    How would that teach em when it be Irish people eating said bread :confused:.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭BeeDI


    Was it Paddy the Plasterer, I wonder, and was Bertie, with him, to help him, shake off the last few drops :D:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 Oneironaut


    dclane wrote: »
    Gardai Anthony Flanagan told the court that he had been called to the
    store at 11.15 on the morning of November 25.

    "I later ascertained that the loaves were brioches, a sort of French bread."

    That's some damn fine police work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,675 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    Any chance this article was written by the same reporter who wrote the one about the digger in Antrim?
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055811288
    Either way, top notch reporting! Absolute comedy gold!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,152 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    If they were being delivered to Le Cheat's house, then fair enough.

    But it would have been Irish people eating them.

    A suspended sentence and a €1,000 cleanup charge is ridiculous.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,915 ✭✭✭✭menoscemo


    Does he not know that cuisine de france is actually an irish company?

    http://www.cuisinedefrance.com/intro/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    menoscemo wrote: »
    Does he not know that cuisine de france is actually an irish company?

    http://www.cuisinedefrance.com/intro/

    Does he sound like the kinda fella who does his research? Non ou Oui(oui)?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 294 ✭✭Caveat


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    A suspended sentence and a €1,000 cleanup charge is ridiculous.

    In what sense ridiculous - too harsh or too lenient?

    Sounds about right to me - retarded mongrel.

    Plenty of punishments/sentences may be far too lenient in other more serious crimes but that's another story.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Ooooh I'd have hated to have been Thierry Henry that day!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Ooooh I'd have hated to have been Thierry Henry that day!

    Yeah, I heard he took a shít in someones Guinness by way of revenge.

    1-1.


  • Posts: 6,773 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Could you imagine the damage he could of done if he went after the french fries instead somewhere else :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 294 ✭✭Caveat


    LOL :D excellent bonerm!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Garda Anto wrote:
    . I later ascertained that the loaves were brioches, a sort of French bread.

    LOL, good detective work there :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    He should watch out that no-one pisses on him, his name being Frances and all, hypocrite.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,366 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Could you imagine the damage he could of done if he went after the french fries instead somewhere else :p

    If he'd gone into a chipper and pissed in the fryer, he could have set the place on fire. Now that'd show TH!

    [edit] I suppose it would have had to have been McD's for french fries !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭gleep


    "We cannot have louts like yourself with half-baked ideas about
    national pride carrying out acts like this," he said

    Source[/QUOTE]

    Boom Boom again! come on, he didn't really say that did he now, mr reporter?;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Vertigo100


    "bake him away toys"

    /wiggum


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    An irish plasterer pissing in the bread section of a Roscommon supermarket in protest of the handball...that'll learn Henry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86 ✭✭PatB71


    That supermarket better remove all their leeks in case we lose to the Welsh in the 6 Nations.:)


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,279 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chips Lovell


    I doubt if this story's real.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 61,078 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    dclane wrote: »
    A drunken unemployed plasterer who was found urinating on the French
    loaves section of a large supermarket in protest at the infamous
    handball incident in the France vs Ireland World Cup qualifier, was
    this week given a suspended sentence, fined and bound over to keep the
    peace.

    Frances "Smokie" Larkin, The Meadows, Killareagh, Co Roscommon pleaded
    guilty to the incident at Maher's ValueStore supermarket, Killareagh,
    one week after the match which Ireland controversially drew after the
    French goal was deemed to have scored despite a blatant handball by
    French striker Thierry Henry.

    Staff found the 46-year-old urinating on the Cuisine de France section
    of the bread shelves in Maher's, shouting "this will teach ye, ye
    cheating French bastards," before he was taken away by local gardai.

    Gardai Anthony Flanagan told the court that he had been called to the
    store at 11.15 on the morning of November 25.

    "When I reached the shop, I was informed that Mr Larkin was causing a
    disturbance in the bread section and when I got there, he was
    urinating on the French bread section and stamping on a loaf. I later
    ascertained that the loaves were brioches, a sort of French bread.

    "When he saw me, he tried to run away but I apprehended him and
    grabbed him by the arm. He said 'that's for Thierry Henry, guard. If
    you have any pride in your country, you'll let me go.

    "Then he said 'that'll teach them, the cheating French bastards."

    Addressing the court, Angela Roche, solicitor for the defendant said
    that her client had a problem with drink and that normally he was a
    placcid character.

    "It is when he mixes alcohol with his passion for sport that he gets
    himself into situations like this.

    She said that Mr Larkin had become quite agitated with the result of
    the World Cup match and had worn an "I shot Thierry Henry" t-shirt
    that was made up in a local t-shirt shop," she said.

    In evidence, Mr Larkin apologised to Mahers store and said that he
    "had no axe to grind with them," but that they had been caught up in
    what he said was "friendly fire."

    He said that he wanted to make a grand gesture to show that the Irish
    were not going to take the controversial incident lying down.

    "The French loaf is the symbol of France and so by doing what I did, I
    was standing up for Irish pride," he said.

    Mr Larkin had a previous conviction for setting fire to a tennis club
    shed in his teens, an incident from which he had earned the nickname
    Smokie.

    In his summary, Judge Fergus O'Halloran said that what Mr Larkin had
    done was despicable and was also a threat to public hygiene.

    "You did this without any thought to the consequences for the
    unfortunate shoppers who had to buy that bread.

    "If it was in my power to recommend that you seek help for your
    alcohol addiction, I would do so and also suggest that you take some
    responsibility for your temper and inappropriate behaviour.

    "We cannot have louts like yourself with half-baked ideas about
    national pride carrying out acts like this," he said, before
    sentencing Larkin to six months in jail, suspended on condition he
    doesn't breach the peace for one year, fining him ñ500 and ordering
    him to pay ñ1,000 to Michael Maher for the clean up of the bread shelf
    areas.

    Source

    What a dummy; you would think he could have found a French supermarket where French people visit to do this...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    walshb wrote: »
    What a dummy; you would think he could have found a French supermarket where French people visit to do this...

    They would have invited him to piss on the meat-slicer, then switched it on.

    Knoblesse Oblige.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 Solvo Slep


    walshb wrote: »
    What a dummy; you would think he could have found a French supermarket where French people visit to do this...

    I think they have some French supermarkets in France.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 61,078 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Solvo Slep wrote: »
    I think they have some French supermarkets in France.

    Exactly! Ryanair do cheap flights. So, he wasn't as pissed off about the Henry incident as he is
    making out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Seems funny to clamp down on the more virulent strain of a stupidity of which the milder forms seems to be perfectly acceptable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    myself and my mates went to vegas the morning after the game, didnt step foot in the paris casino. know it has nothing to do with france and is owned by the same company as loads of the other hotels but it was just symbolic and we were still annoyed, every sports channel over there was replaying the handball.

    going to paris in may........hmmmm what to do????

    looking forward to ireland-france in the six nations though!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    df1985 wrote: »
    going to paris in may........hmmmm what to do????

    Piss on bread in a supermarket....obviously !!!!:rolleyes:


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