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I have invented a new joke

  • 14-01-2010 09:32PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭


    So, I was listened to Off the Ball yesterday on Newstalk, and they were talking about Ricky Hatton - a boxer who fluctates in weight, and seemingly needs to lose five stone to get back into his former weight class.
    Then one of the Newstalk guys made a comment to the other Newstalk guy about how he (the second guy) had lost five stone recently. I didn't get it and assume it was a bit of insider humour.
    And then, it hit me...
    Ricky Hatton needs to lose five stone eh? Why, that guy couldn't lose five pounds if he had a hole in his wallet!

    Ok - I don't know Ricky Hatton at all. And apparently he's quite good at losing weight. And, I am aware that we are in a euro zone and the good
    old punt is long gone.
    But I still thought it was funny. Then again, I have a short attention span, so maybe I was really laughing at something else.

    What do you think? If you were in England and were talking about a chubby friend who is consistently unsuccessful in their weight loss mission, and didn't mind paying me the €10 royalty fee - would you use this?

    And, being a realist, I am forced to concede that maybe somebody, somewhere, has come up with a variation of this particular play on words before. But, as far as I'm concerned, I never heard it and, therefore, I invented it. Anyway, my version is the only one that involves Ricky Hatton.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    What you talking bout? They'll lock you up for that RUN!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Run Hatton run ............but don't eat the box of chocolates!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You, sir or madam, are a NATIONAL HERO!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    My brain has a pain in it .....owwww


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,242 ✭✭✭scotchy


    Trent is now so yesterday.


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    💙 💛 💙 💛 💙 💛



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    That joke has infected my humour! I can't stop laughing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭xoxyx


    M&S* wrote: »
    That joke has infected my humour! I can't stop laughing

    You sir have been diagnosed with laughing fever! :D


    You have four months to live.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    lazza.JPG'ELLO DAVE?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    yesterday's gone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    what did the chinese man do after his wife divorced him?

    he went back to wang-king.


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