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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

paul larry · 2009-09-09 03:53:11

Ok, I'm gonna post a stupid question, the next person down must post a stupid, yet relevent answer, followed by another question, which doesnt necessarily have to be totally relevant!!!:D Ok, here goes!!!! Why did my beard fall out???

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#1382 14-01-2010 04:46AM

Fago!

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Cicero wrote: »

it's not really a whole lot without the desert really

Is there a best type of bean?

A woman's bean.

Why am I growing hair on my chin and upper lip?

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#1383 14-01-2010 05:14AM

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Fago_25 wrote: »

Piss off pal.

A woman's bean.

Why am I growing hair on my chin and upper lip?

.................and I get banned........................

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#1384 14-01-2010 05:29AM

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I was saying piss off to the dude talking crap about 6th. Not Cicero.

If yer on about the bean thing, sorry mods. Failed attempt at comedy. I retract my words.

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#1385 14-01-2010 05:32AM

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OK!

YOUR words............not mine......

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#1386 14-01-2010 11:36AM

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Fago was referring to a post by someone who's now banned and deleted. Unbunch your panties, get back on topic and ask a stupid question.

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#1387 14-01-2010 11:57AM

Fago!

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Thanx.

Why is the sun not blue?

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#1388 14-01-2010 11:59AM

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It has to stay PG so it can warm all the under 18s as well.

Where's my MTv?

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#1389 14-01-2010 12:03PM

Fago!

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My troll vision has moved to channell 666. The number of the troll.

What's a thursday?

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#1390 14-01-2010 12:11PM

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Its the day, the day that ........

how many light bulbs does it take to change a man???

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#1391 14-01-2010 12:14PM

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16 And three half quarters.

How long is Sarky's criminal record?

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#1392 14-01-2010 12:15PM

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Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis long.

Should my nails be bleeding?

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#1393 14-01-2010 12:18PM

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Only if you make them.

What is 365 multiplied by sandwich?

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#1394 14-01-2010 12:20PM

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if you scratched that wiry beard, yes!!!

Why those a wheel go round and round???

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#1395 14-01-2010 12:25PM

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Because that's the way "The force" works.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one's around, do the other trees laugh?

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#1396 14-01-2010 12:52PM

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only if it cries.

why do i see flashes???

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#1397 14-01-2010 12:56PM

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Because ur standin in a storm

Why is my lamp off?

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#1398 14-01-2010 02:45PM

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it needs some lovin...

Where in the world?

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#1399 14-01-2010 03:07PM

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is the remote?

So will we make it to 2013?

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#1400 14-01-2010 07:41PM

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Deki wrote: »

is the remote?

So will we make it to 2013?

No the sky will fall down on us.
Who let the dogs out?

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#1401 14-01-2010 09:09PM

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bayviewclose wrote: »

No the sky will fall down on us.
Who let the dogs out?

Who Who Who Who?

?

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#1402 14-01-2010 09:14PM

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because

whos the guy that all the ladies love?

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#1403 14-01-2010 09:16PM

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Pretty in Pink

How many light bulbs does it take to change a human?

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#1404 14-01-2010 09:26PM

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none, humans never change

what part of no don't you understand?

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#1405 14-01-2010 09:28PM

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Yes is good.

Is this a stupid question or a baseless lie or a number count that I'm posting now?

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#1406 14-01-2010 09:28PM

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the no part
Are there really nine million bicycles in Beijing.

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#1407 14-01-2010 09:32PM

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That's a fact,
It's a thing we can't deny
Like the fact that I will love you till I die.

will i really love you till i die?

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#1408 14-01-2010 09:39PM

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yes...mwa ha ha

will my heart go on?

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#1409 14-01-2010 09:42PM

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It better...I will probably need it soon...

transplant anyone?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/announcement.php?f=483

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#1410 14-01-2010 09:42PM

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As long as you stops drinking evil milk for sure!:D
Will I ever find my kitty?

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#1411 14-01-2010 10:12PM

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not if toilet spider got it.....

did toilet spider get it?

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