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  • #1382
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Cicero wrote: »
    it's not really a whole lot without the desert really

    Is there a best type of bean?

    A woman's bean.

    Why am I growing hair on my chin and upper lip?


  • #1383
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    Piss off pal.



    A woman's bean.

    Why am I growing hair on my chin and upper lip?

    .................and I get banned........................


  • #1384
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I was saying piss off to the dude talking crap about 6th. Not Cicero.

    If yer on about the bean thing, sorry mods. Failed attempt at comedy. I retract my words.


  • #1385
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    OK!

    YOUR words............not mine......


  • #1386
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Fago was referring to a post by someone who's now banned and deleted. Unbunch your panties, get back on topic and ask a stupid question.


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  • #1387
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Thanx.

    Why is the sun not blue?


  • #1388
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It has to stay PG so it can warm all the under 18s as well.

    Where's my MTv?


  • #1389
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    My troll vision has moved to channell 666. The number of the troll.

    What's a thursday?


  • #1390
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Its the day, the day that ........



    how many light bulbs does it take to change a man???


  • #1391
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    16 And three half quarters.

    How long is Sarky's criminal record?


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  • #1392
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis long.

    Should my nails be bleeding?


  • #1393
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Only if you make them.

    What is 365 multiplied by sandwich?


  • #1394
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    if you scratched that wiry beard, yes!!!



    Why those a wheel go round and round???


  • #1395
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Because that's the way "The force" works.

    If a tree falls in the woods, and no one's around, do the other trees laugh?


  • #1396
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    only if it cries.


    why do i see flashes???


  • #1397
    Dull and Boring
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,343 ✭✭✭Dull and Boring


    Because ur standin in a storm

    Why is my lamp off?:confused:


  • #1398
    alan4cult
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭alan4cult


    it needs some lovin...

    Where in the world?


  • #1399
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    is the remote?


    So will we make it to 2013?


  • #1400
    Spiritoftheseventies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    Deki wrote: »
    is the remote?


    So will we make it to 2013?
    No the sky will fall down on us.
    Who let the dogs out?


  • #1401
    Lord ButterSlip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    bayviewclose wrote: »
    No the sky will fall down on us.
    Who let the dogs out?

    Who Who Who Who?


    ?


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  • #1402
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    because

    whos the guy that all the ladies love?


  • #1403
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Pretty in Pink


    How many light bulbs does it take to change a human?


  • #1404
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    none, humans never change

    what part of no don't you understand?


  • #1405
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Yes is good.

    Is this a stupid question or a baseless lie or a number count that I'm posting now?


  • #1406
    Spiritoftheseventies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    the no part
    Are there really nine million bicycles in Beijing.


  • #1407
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    That's a fact,
    It's a thing we can't deny
    Like the fact that I will love you till I die.

    will i really love you till i die?


  • #1408
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    yes...mwa ha ha

    will my heart go on?


  • #1409
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    It better...I will probably need it soon...

    transplant anyone?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/announcement.php?f=483


  • #1410
    Luno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    As long as you stops drinking evil milk for sure!:D
    Will I ever find my kitty?:confused:


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  • #1411
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    not if toilet spider got it.....

    did toilet spider get it?


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