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Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!) Mod warning in post #1

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Betcha he's drunk. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,854 ✭✭✭Rogue-Trooper


    zero19 wrote: »
    If that had been posted yesterday i'd have called it post of the year lol

    No way - it's only the first day of 'The Teenies' and I already reckon that's the post of the decade!

    Are we all really that predicable?!:rolleyes:

    Shiva wrote: »

    - Rogue has to post a funny picture which mocks us all and our discussion.

    Oh, yeah.....and here's that picture.....

    XKCD_1.jpg

    :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 913 ✭✭✭fayer


    Shiva wrote: »
    Yes, yes, yes....thats all very good, but theres still a number of stages to go before we're done "discussing" this.

    - We still have to have someone come on and say they bought it from an Irish game retailer and had to bring it back because there was a hole in the centre.

    - We need another person to tell us that he shouldn't have bought it local in the first place, and that its cheaper abroad because the Irish retailers are robbing bastards, and so what if theres a chance it'll be too playable and not downgraded to Irish standards, it can be sorted once it gets here.

    - Then we need another person to come on and say not to buy it abroad, because he bought it from a Hong Kong retailer, and its been stuck in customs since September and he's worried he could either have to pay VAT or go to jail for 25 years.

    - Once thats posted, Firekitten needs to come on and tell us in her vast experience of MW2 and many other games, MW2 is excellent and if people don't like it, they're obviously playing it wrong.

    - Lemming has to thank Firekittens post

    - Masada has to come on and contradict Firekitten, because....well, its Firekitten, and even though he agrees with her and loves the game, theres no way he's admitting it.

    - AndyG has to post some barely relevant information he Googled to make it look like he's very knowedgable about the game.

    - Gatling has to thank Andy, then mention that the IAA are looking into it and will post more information once they have it.

    - Doc then needs to wade in with a 1500 word rambling essay on MW2 and how its killing the gaming scene because of the cheaters, which could probably have been said in 50 words.

    - Moggy has to threaten to smack a bitch.

    - Firekitten has to refute Masada's post, and subtly imply he's a gob****e for contradicting her.

    - Masada has to reply to her, implying she's not as experienced as she makes out, and naturally, that she's also a gob****e.

    - The Master has to post telling them both to shut up or they'll be banned.

    - I have to post a long rambling post giving my very important opinion, which is correct, and anyone's elses is wrong because they havent been playing games as long as me and dont remember what it used to be like, all the while telling you all how brilliant Eirsoft is and all the rest are inferior retailers, and quite possibly terrorists.

    - Rogue has to post a funny picture which mocks us all and our discussion.

    - Leftyflip has to post that no-one should buy the game from MIA cos they ****ed him over once and they suck.

    - Someone else has to post about how MIA dont suck as much as some other retailers who cant be slagged off on boards cos the mods will protect them.

    - Rhinocharge wont post anything cos if I mention him in this post he might sue me :eek:

    - A troll who's been banned 347 times in the last 8 months will post that gaming is to be banned, and he knows its true because he knows someone in the DOJ.

    - Steve Fay, Keith Douglas and Dave O'Connor will sit back at home with a smug grin on their face, not post anything, and thank god they got out of this crap two months ago.

    - Bernard will post about the possible health and safety concerns involved with MW2

    - Doc will post something slagging him off.

    - We'll all, FINALLY agree that maybe its not as good as we thought it would be

    - Some newbie twat will post asking what MW2 is, and is it any good, and then the whole sorry mess will start all over again and run through the cycle at least 3 more times.

    - Rew will come back from whereveer he's been hiding during all this, blow a fuse, and lock the thread.


    So you see....we have a looooong way to go before we're done here.



    ***Please note - the above is meant in jest. If you're offended, I dont really care to be honest, but it wasnt meant to be offensive :) *****

    EPIC LOLZ! Post of the year!

    And so correct!
    Shiva wrote: »
    - Steve Fay, Keith Douglas and Dave O'Connor will sit back at home with a smug grin on their face, not post anything, and thank god they got out of this crap two months ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,348 ✭✭✭Rhinocharge


    Shiva wrote: »
    Yes, yes, yes....thats all very good, but theres still a number of stages to go before we're done "discussing" this.

    - We still have to have someone come on and say they bought it from an Irish game retailer and had to bring it back because there was a hole in the centre.

    - We need another person to tell us that he shouldn't have bought it local in the first place, and that its cheaper abroad because the Irish retailers are robbing bastards, and so what if theres a chance it'll be too playable and not downgraded to Irish standards, it can be sorted once it gets here.

    - Then we need another person to come on and say not to buy it abroad, because he bought it from a Hong Kong retailer, and its been stuck in customs since September and he's worried he could either have to pay VAT or go to jail for 25 years.

    - Once thats posted, Firekitten needs to come on and tell us in her vast experience of MW2 and many other games, MW2 is excellent and if people don't like it, they're obviously playing it wrong.

    - Lemming has to thank Firekittens post

    - Masada has to come on and contradict Firekitten, because....well, its Firekitten, and even though he agrees with her and loves the game, theres no way he's admitting it.

    - AndyG has to post some barely relevant information he Googled to make it look like he's very knowedgable about the game.

    - Gatling has to thank Andy, then mention that the IAA are looking into it and will post more information once they have it.

    - Doc then needs to wade in with a 1500 word rambling essay on MW2 and how its killing the gaming scene because of the cheaters, which could probably have been said in 50 words.

    - Moggy has to threaten to smack a bitch.

    - Firekitten has to refute Masada's post, and subtly imply he's a gob****e for contradicting her.

    - Masada has to reply to her, implying she's not as experienced as she makes out, and naturally, that she's also a gob****e.

    - The Master has to post telling them both to shut up or they'll be banned.

    - I have to post a long rambling post giving my very important opinion, which is correct, and anyone's elses is wrong because they havent been playing games as long as me and dont remember what it used to be like, all the while telling you all how brilliant Eirsoft is and all the rest are inferior retailers, and quite possibly terrorists.

    - Rogue has to post a funny picture which mocks us all and our discussion.

    - Leftyflip has to post that no-one should buy the game from MIA cos they ****ed him over once and they suck.

    - Someone else has to post about how MIA dont suck as much as some other retailers who cant be slagged off on boards cos the mods will protect them.

    - Rhinocharge wont post anything cos if I mention him in this post he might sue me :eek:

    - A troll who's been banned 347 times in the last 8 months will post that gaming is to be banned, and he knows its true because he knows someone in the DOJ.

    - Steve Fay, Keith Douglas and Dave O'Connor will sit back at home with a smug grin on their face, not post anything, and thank god they got out of this crap two months ago.

    - Bernard will post about the possible health and safety concerns involved with MW2

    - Doc will post something slagging him off.

    - We'll all, FINALLY agree that maybe its not as good as we thought it would be

    - Some newbie twat will post asking what MW2 is, and is it any good, and then the whole sorry mess will start all over again and run through the cycle at least 3 more times.

    - Rew will come back from whereveer he's been hiding during all this, blow a fuse, and lock the thread.


    So you see....we have a looooong way to go before we're done here.



    ***Please note - the above is meant in jest. If you're offended, I dont really care to be honest, but it wasnt meant to be offensive :) *****

    Jeez Tony whom p!ssed in your cornflakes?? :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,463 ✭✭✭Leftyflip


    Jeez Tony whom p!ssed in your cornflakes?? :D:D
    I think anyone named on that list did:P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭Shiva


    Jeez Tony whom p!ssed in your cornflakes?? :D:D

    Ah no....twas all in good fun. If we cant laugh at ourselves, sure who can we laugh at ? Especially cos Derek is banned . heh heh heh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,348 ✭✭✭Rhinocharge


    Shiva wrote: »
    Ah no....twas all in good fun. If we cant laugh at ourselves, sure who can we laugh at ? Especially cos Derek is banned . heh heh heh

    Happy New Year young man. :)
    Laugh & the world laughs with you, cry & we laugh at you. :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,124 ✭✭✭moggser


    Shiva wrote: »
    Yes, yes, yes....thats all very good, but theres still a number of stages to go before we're done "discussing" this.

    - We still have to have someone come on and say they bought it from an Irish game retailer and had to bring it back because there was a hole in the centre.

    - We need another person to tell us that he shouldn't have bought it local in the first place, and that its cheaper abroad because the Irish retailers are robbing bastards, and so what if theres a chance it'll be too playable and not downgraded to Irish standards, it can be sorted once it gets here.

    - Then we need another person to come on and say not to buy it abroad, because he bought it from a Hong Kong retailer, and its been stuck in customs since September and he's worried he could either have to pay VAT or go to jail for 25 years.

    - Once thats posted, Firekitten needs to come on and tell us in her vast experience of MW2 and many other games, MW2 is excellent and if people don't like it, they're obviously playing it wrong.

    - Lemming has to thank Firekittens post

    - Masada has to come on and contradict Firekitten, because....well, its Firekitten, and even though he agrees with her and loves the game, theres no way he's admitting it.

    - AndyG has to post some barely relevant information he Googled to make it look like he's very knowedgable about the game.

    - Gatling has to thank Andy, then mention that the IAA are looking into it and will post more information once they have it.

    - Doc then needs to wade in with a 1500 word rambling essay on MW2 and how its killing the gaming scene because of the cheaters, which could probably have been said in 50 words.

    - Moggy has to threaten to smack a bitch.

    - Firekitten has to refute Masada's post, and subtly imply he's a gob****e for contradicting her.

    - Masada has to reply to her, implying she's not as experienced as she makes out, and naturally, that she's also a gob****e.

    - The Master has to post telling them both to shut up or they'll be banned.

    - I have to post a long rambling post giving my very important opinion, which is correct, and anyone's elses is wrong because they havent been playing games as long as me and dont remember what it used to be like, all the while telling you all how brilliant Eirsoft is and all the rest are inferior retailers, and quite possibly terrorists.

    - Rogue has to post a funny picture which mocks us all and our discussion.

    - Leftyflip has to post that no-one should buy the game from MIA cos they ****ed him over once and they suck.

    - Someone else has to post about how MIA dont suck as much as some other retailers who cant be slagged off on boards cos the mods will protect them.

    - Rhinocharge wont post anything cos if I mention him in this post he might sue me :eek:

    - A troll who's been banned 347 times in the last 8 months will post that gaming is to be banned, and he knows its true because he knows someone in the DOJ.

    - Steve Fay, Keith Douglas and Dave O'Connor will sit back at home with a smug grin on their face, not post anything, and thank god they got out of this crap two months ago.

    - Bernard will post about the possible health and safety concerns involved with MW2

    - Doc will post something slagging him off.

    - We'll all, FINALLY agree that maybe its not as good as we thought it would be

    - Some newbie twat will post asking what MW2 is, and is it any good, and then the whole sorry mess will start all over again and run through the cycle at least 3 more times.

    - Rew will come back from whereveer he's been hiding during all this, blow a fuse, and lock the thread.


    So you see....we have a looooong way to go before we're done here.



    ***Please note - the above is meant in jest. If you're offended, I dont really care to be honest, but it wasnt meant to be offensive :) *****

    My gawd i just blew a O ring there reading that snot bubbles an all
    was sluprin a can of penny washer while readin that and near choked


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 589 ✭✭✭Beast ASI


    By far the best post I've ever seen on Boards :P

    It's hilarious how it's all true haha.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    WOW :D


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 2,614 Mod ✭✭✭✭horgan_p


    No more gin for that chap.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,287 ✭✭✭kevteljeur


    Shiva wrote: »
    Yes, yes, yes....thats all very good, but theres still a number of stages to go before we're done "discussing" this.

    - We still (etc, etc - snipped because life is too short :D )

    Brilliant! I need to stop by more often, this made my Boards decade.



    k


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Masada


    Holy sweet baby jaysis, someone helped you with that Tony, they had to.... it was simply too brilliant., :D

    Defo the best post ive seen for a very, very long time.,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,124 ✭✭✭moggser


    yeah his two mate's Jack&Daniel

    either that or the egg nog is good at his gaff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭OzCam


    You got everyone right except me. :) Games? Pffft.

    Even if you'd said that the camo in it was all wrong, I still wouldn't care :eek:

    Tall Blondes? Now there I'm 100% predictable. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 779 ✭✭✭*DOBBY*


    Tonys post......... fantastic.
    Sums up most threads in the entire airsoft section......lol:D.
    nice one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,854 ✭✭✭Rogue-Trooper


    OzCam wrote: »

    Tall Blondes? Now there I'm 100% predictable. ;)

    Like this one Oz? :D

    dolph-lundgren-745632.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭deepimpact


    Gay-Male-Celebs.com?

    I LoLed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    i think his post should be made a sticky,it shows what airsoft is all about,fun and havin a laugh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,205 ✭✭✭Firekitten


    Plus one there to Tony... Best alcohol fueled rant of the year so far.... And I think it may stand up to all commers.

    Actually got boards summed up rather well there... scary that.


    Though you missed out Phractal telling us how hes going to go away, build a time machine, and go back to when the developer of MW2 was just a twinkle in the milkman's eye, conduct tests, and get back to us.



    Ps: Bernard doesnt prefer tall blondes, he prefers short brunettes from essex ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    fig. 1:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=63761505

    fig 2:

    bannot.jpg

    fig 3:

    black-power-salute-jpg.jpeg


    Productive evening, I feel.

    Anyway, how's the new year treating everybody?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,261 ✭✭✭Puding


    anyway wonder how long until this turns up as a replica



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,205 ✭✭✭Firekitten


    Do want... but that baby vomit body will be the first thing to go...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Masada


    Puding wrote: »
    anyway wonder how long until this turns up as a replica


    I like it., :)
    It looks strangely like a Sniperized Masada though doesnt it.,
    The video is very well done too.,:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭Shiva


    Masada wrote: »
    I like it., :)

    Of course you do.
    Its tan.
    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,463 ✭✭✭Leftyflip


    Does it come in CB?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭Markom5a


    Can I ask what Is it I'm only using an iPod at the mo and the video won't play. I'm dying of curiosity!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,916 ✭✭✭Flecktarn


    Markom5a wrote: »
    Can I ask what Is it I'm only using an iPod at the mo and the video won't play. I'm dying of curiosity!

    A glorified Remington sniper rifle that actually looks pretty nice for something that's covered in tan and rails.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Masada


    Leftyflip wrote: »
    Does it come in CB?


    It looks like it is Coyote Brown, too dark looking in the video scenes to be tan really.,


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,156 ✭✭✭tonyj_mc


    Markom5a wrote: »
    Can I ask what Is it I'm only using an iPod at the mo and the video won't play. I'm dying of curiosity!
    not to sure if you'll be able to see this but here goes,

    google reminton MSR and you'll find the details looks nice
    remington_msr_assembled.jpg


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