D4RK ONION's totally non-alchohlic beverage and food stand

D4RK ONION · 02-01-2010 09:34PM #1

So, as I've said, we're in for a long night, so if it gets stuffy in there, come out for a drink!

Here's a coke for the Pyg man!

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KnifeWRENCH · 02-01-2010 09:34PM

Where's my albatross, bi-atch? :mad:

syncosised · 02-01-2010 09:36PM

I'll have a pint of tap water and whatever else is going for free!

Fad · 02-01-2010 09:36PM

Khlav Kalash and a Crab Juice please.

D4RK ONION · 02-01-2010 09:36PM

Here you are... SIR

msbrightside · 02-01-2010 09:36PM

hmmm is this stuff free?
if it is i'll have popcorn and coke please

Jako8 · 02-01-2010 09:36PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEwVpWFyy3M

I'll have a fanta please. :cool:

Pygmalion · 02-01-2010 09:37PM

D4RK ONION wrote: »

So, as I've said, we're in for a long night, so if it gets stuffy in there, come out for a drink!

Here's a coke for the Pyg man!

You said non-alcoholic! You totally loaded this with Rum!

jumpguy · 02-01-2010 09:37PM

Coke please *takes out naggin hidden underneath shirt*

D4RK ONION · 02-01-2010 09:38PM

syncosised wrote: »

I'll have a pint of tap water and whatever else is going for free!

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Fad wrote: »

Khlav Kalash and a Crab Juice please.

KnifeWRENCH · 02-01-2010 09:39PM

Thank you.
May I also have a shotgun to shoot it down with?

syncosised · 02-01-2010 09:41PM

D4RK ONION wrote: »

That's not a pint, it's a tumbler! And it's half empty! This topic is a sham! And a fraud! And a ... sham!

Insect Overlord · 02-01-2010 09:41PM

Mine's a hot chocolate Mr ONION (throw in a shot of Bailey's cream while you're at it

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D4RK ONION · 02-01-2010 09:41PM

msbrightside wrote: »

hmmm is this stuff free?
if it is i'll have popcorn and coke please

http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/popcorn.jpg

All that butter, you might want this

Jako8 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEwVpWFyy3M

I'll have a fanta please. :cool:

jumpguy wrote: »

Coke please *takes out naggin hidden underneath shirt*

*EJECTS FROM BAR* I do not condone the consumtion of alcohol in here!

msbrightside · 02-01-2010 09:43PM

D4RK ONION wrote: »

http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/popcorn.jpg

All that butter, you might want this

yum bacon flavoured diet coke...
*throws up into handbag*

soccymonster · 02-01-2010 09:44PM

*posh voice*
A diet coca cola, my dear man.
With a spritz of lemon and an orange wedge (yes, an orange wedge, dont question me!) and 3 blocks of ice, not too large.
And one of those springy straws.

Please

bluejay14 · 02-01-2010 09:44PM

Do you have a house special?

Whatever it is I'll have it.

D4RK ONION · 02-01-2010 09:45PM

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

Thank you.
May I also have a shotgun to shoot it down with?

This'll have to do, as you've no license!

syncosised wrote: »

That's not a pint, it's a tumbler! And it's half empty! This topic is a sham! And a fraud! And a ... sham!

Here's a lake, knock yourself out!

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Mine's a hot chocolate Mr ONION (throw in a shot of Bailey's cream while you're at it )

Here you are sir

Fad · 02-01-2010 09:45PM

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Do you have a bathroom in there?

syncosised · 02-01-2010 09:47PM

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Here's a lake, knock yourself out!

But how will I get it back to the party? And that could be a river!

*mumbles to self*

Jako8 · 02-01-2010 09:48PM

Coffee please.

knockane_ali09 · 02-01-2010 09:49PM

1 packet of salt and vinegar taytos please

D4RK ONION · 02-01-2010 09:49PM

soccymonster wrote: »

*posh voice*
A diet coca cola, my dear man.
With a spritz of lemon and an orange wedge (yes, an orange wedge, dont question me!) and 3 blocks of ice, not too large.
And one of those springy straws.

Please

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Lemon's all we have, m'am.

bluejaymraz wrote: »

Do you have a house special?

Whatever it is I'll have it.

Tonight it's pizza. Enjoy!

norwegianwood · 02-01-2010 09:52PM

I'll have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

D4RK ONION · 02-01-2010 09:52PM

knockane_ali09 wrote: »

1 packet of salt and vinegar taytos please

Enjoy!

Jako8 wrote: »

Coffee please.

bluejay14 · 02-01-2010 09:52PM

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Tonight it's pizza. Enjoy!

Thanks.Haven't had pizza in so long.

Is it homemade?

D4RK ONION · 02-01-2010 09:53PM

norwegianwood wrote: »

I'll have a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

BARRED!

D4RK ONION · 02-01-2010 09:54PM

bluejaymraz wrote: »

Thanks.Haven't had pizza in so long.

Is it homemade?

Of course! Only the best for my patrons!

syncosised · 02-01-2010 09:54PM

I'm still waiting on my pint of water!

How about a can of Lilt with a little cocktail umbrella?

bluejay14 · 02-01-2010 09:57PM

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Of course! Only the best for my patrons!

I hope you washed your hands.

Could I possibly have a napkin? I 've got tomato sauce all over my face:o

jumpguy · 02-01-2010 09:58PM

*sneaks back in through open emergency door*

D4RK ONION's totally non-alchohlic beverage and food stand

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