Quick one

Capt'n Midnight · 2009-12-25 21:27:03

My missus noticed me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. “Aren’t you wasting your time?” she smirked. “That won’t help you.” “Of course it will,” I told her. “If I don’t suck my stomach in, how can I read my weight?”

25-12-2009 09:27PM

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Capt'n Midnight

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My missus noticed me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. “Aren’t you wasting your time?” she smirked. “That won’t help you.”
“Of course it will,” I told her. “If I don’t suck my stomach in, how can I read my weight?”

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#2 25-12-2009 09:32PM

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You could get a talking weighing scales - that way you don't have to suck in

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#3 25-12-2009 09:44PM

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I had one of them talking weighing-scales once ... it was rubbish.

Any time I stood on it, all it would say is "Ahh Oooooh! Gerrof me!"

Nothin' worse than a smart-arse weighin' scales.

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#4 25-12-2009 09:56PM

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Sure twas a scales and not a small child? :P

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#5 25-12-2009 10:42PM

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I can't use weighing scales

I am so dense in mass that I generate my own gravitational field so weighing scales are useless for me***

***Above may not actually be true and may be Bourbon induced ramblings

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#6 25-12-2009 10:45PM

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I just want to know why anyone would bother their ass stepping on a scales - that sounds too much like exercise to me.

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