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Dating tips?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    and reusable to keep him in line...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,431 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Most guys ARE spanners so be careful, you might just be adding to his mass just like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2!

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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Want a date? Here are plenty!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Yellow snow cones. Ahhhhhhhh, the flavour of lemon.....

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,214 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    dating tips ?


    cut off one of her legs and count the rings , that should give you the age and hence you can work out the dates


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Cover him in nicotine patches while he sleeps and remove them before he wakes up. He'll equate the terrible withdrawal with you not being around. Repeat a few more times and bingo, he's yours for life.


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